- Kr1egerdude
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Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.
Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12
Posted by: jacob crawford
I would cook for them! I know Achronos appreciates his steak MR, just as I do. I would love to unleash my culinary skills upon the Bungie team, and anyone else who would allow me to!
As for entertainment, I'd get my room mates band to play. Or lap dance them all.That would be a lot of meat.
Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!
A bunch of Chuck E. Cheese's mascots would pop out of nowhere and serve everybody large cheese wheels. Then the employees would be divided up according to flavor preference (cheddar, mozzarella, etc.) to compete in a gaming tournament. Whichever team wins would receive a live cow as a prize. The party ends with a Cheez Whiz battle. No survivors. Ok, maybe a few survivors.