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Subject: Why isn't this in the store yet?

Haters are going to hate.
Praisers are going to praise.

The Bungie Forums are what keeps my mind sharp and my fingers active, between writing my own movie scripts, drawing, and studying industrial design. At the moment I'm working on miniatures for a short movie that I'll hopefully be able to film once I've saved up for a camera... That's me, with the mug, trying to have a conversation with Konoko.

Keychains, scarves, handkerchiefs (or maybe even handkerCHIEFS, ey? ;) ...), Blueprint of Bungie HQ (poster size), flashlight, pliers.



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  • 10.18.2012 10:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Most public schools and depending on the private school, do not allow to have hats in their school unless their school logo is on it.

Headphones listening to music and school doesn't mix. If it's college, then okay. But I don't think it'll be popular (aside from the messenger bag).

  • 10.18.2012 10:12 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


...

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
"CHIEF, THE ENGINE IS OVERLOADING WE NEED TO RELEASE SOME OF THE STRESS!"

Also, Bungie jumping cords.

  • 10.18.2012 10:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: A Deaf Boy

Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

Grunt sized -> Johnson sized -> MC size -> Tartarus size
Johnson's should be bigger than Tartarus.

  • 10.18.2012 10:16 AM PDT

Oh hey there

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Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: EAGLES5
Bungie beard trimmers.


I don't think the target audience has much facial hair, try again.


Bungie Beard Growing Serum.
My God they would control the means of production. O.O

  • 10.18.2012 10:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Hey, guys, what's going on in this thread?
Someone tell Kivell that he is a lie.


Get WorkPlaced!

Sken voodoo dolls.

inb4chubbz

  • 10.18.2012 10:33 AM PDT

No. I want it to be shipped to my Door first!

  • 10.18.2012 10:35 AM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC


Posted by: Kivell
Sken voodoo dolls.

inb4chubbz


I just laughed out loud.

  • 10.18.2012 10:43 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Still waiting on a Bungie V-neck

  • 10.18.2012 10:44 AM PDT

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Bungie beanies, preferably reversible white and blue.

  • 10.18.2012 10:56 AM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

I want a wrist band, like the wide rubber ones

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  • 10.18.2012 10:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Foman bobbleheads.

  • 10.18.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
My piece featured in the Mail Sack

Bungie Toaster?

  • 10.18.2012 11:17 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: spartain ken 15
This is my thread of "Why isn't this in the Bungie store yet?" threat
Posted by: spartain ken 15
threat
That's not very nice.

  • 10.18.2012 11:21 AM PDT

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Bungie wallet.

  • 10.18.2012 11:28 AM PDT
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The best victories are the ones the other side didn't expect.

Yes Costco. I need a 50lb bag...I mean sack of sugar.

I don't think Bungie invests a lot of time into the store because they put most of it into their games. They sell some stuff, but it seems to me that they don't want to flood the market with it.

I would buy a Sage beard however.

Just sayin.

  • 10.18.2012 11:32 AM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!


Posted by: A Deaf Boy

Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


...

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

Grunt sized -> Johnson sized -> MC size -> Tartarus size


Elite size! Wink, wink. >.o*

  • 10.18.2012 11:37 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I'd like a dark blue wallet with a white Septagon on the front.

  • 10.18.2012 11:37 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Bungie Femidoms.

  • 10.18.2012 11:39 AM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
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Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Somehow, I just can't see that happening.

  • 10.18.2012 12:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: SonicJohn
Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Somehow, I just can't see that happening.



70 bucks!? Who do these dealers think they are?

This is why some people can't have nice things.

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  • 10.18.2012 12:20 PM PDT
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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

Posted by: SonicJohn
Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Somehow, I just can't see that happening.
Oh my God, that was fantastic.

  • 10.18.2012 12:22 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Signed posters would be cool. Maybe every month or so one gets thrown around the office, we bid for it and the proceeds go to charity?

  • 10.18.2012 12:23 PM PDT

Welcome to the town of "Diligence." I'm Mayor Due.

Wow, this is fantastic! Pin that in the Gallery.
Posted by: SonicJohn
Posted by: Kalriq
Bungie condoms.


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STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Somehow, I just can't see that happening.


I'd buy a set of Bungie Pint Glasses.





[Edited on 10.18.2012 12:35 PM PDT]

  • 10.18.2012 12:24 PM PDT

One shot to the head now you know he dead

Bungie Condoms lol that's awesome.

  • 10.18.2012 12:28 PM PDT

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