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And I think Reach's legacy speaks for itself.

So -blam!- all of you apologists who spent all of their time in 2009-10 deepthroating mod -blam!- while the aspies at bungie made this monstrosity in their idyllic dreamworld; may the bitter taste of dried semen never leave your lips.

-blam!- the leadership at Bungie for managing to mangle a series that had an absolute stranglehold on the FPS market; never have I seen a company so completely ignorant of their community. I hope your future paychecks reflect how much you -blam!- up.

Most importantly, -blam!- the mods and community engagement people, especially ferrex and frankie, for failing so -blam!- misearbly at your jobs. I realize that it hurts to admit that thirteen year old boys have a more intimate knowledge of what makes a good game than you, but when your idea of fun includes -blam!- griffball maybe it's time to let the community drive development a little more. Bloom was torn to pieces months before the beta. Arena was torn to pieces months before the beta. Armor abilities were torn to pieces months before the beta. If you would have looked to the web and thought "damn, maybe these people who play our games all day every day are on to something" instead of collectively stroking your neckbeards and saying in your most sagelike voice "we know what we're doing" between games of big-team-actionsack-whateverthe-blam!- you might have come up with something decent.

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  • 10.19.2012 2:18 AM PDT

tl dr

  • 10.19.2012 2:24 AM PDT

SantasRevenge is bad

gg

  • 10.19.2012 2:31 AM PDT

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Someone needs to chill.

  • 10.19.2012 2:38 AM PDT

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I find it hard to take seriously people who use that avatar, I don't know why..

  • 10.19.2012 4:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: Make117
I find it hard to take seriously people who use that avatar, I don't know why..

Same here. The other avatars I don't take seriously is the default one and the one with the red guy t-begging the blue guy.

  • 10.19.2012 4:25 AM PDT
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  • 10.19.2012 4:34 AM PDT
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Reach sucked.

  • 10.19.2012 6:27 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Posted by: GreenEyezFox4879
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  • 10.19.2012 6:29 AM PDT

10/10

  • 10.19.2012 7:47 AM PDT

Why even bother, really?
I rage.


Posted by: Gamesagers
10/0

fixed

  • 10.19.2012 10:45 AM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!


Posted by: GreenEyezFox4879
And I think Reach's legacy speaks for itself.

So -blam!- all of you apologists who spent all of their time in 2009-10 deepthroating mod -blam!- while the aspies at bungie made this monstrosity in their idyllic dreamworld; may the bitter taste of dried semen never leave your lips.

-blam!- the leadership at Bungie for managing to mangle a series that had an absolute stranglehold on the FPS market; never have I seen a company so completely ignorant of their community. I hope your future paychecks reflect how much you -blam!- up.

Most importantly, -blam!- the mods and community engagement people, especially ferrex and frankie, for failing so -blam!- misearbly at your jobs. I realize that it hurts to admit that thirteen year old boys have a more intimate knowledge of what makes a good game than you, but when your idea of fun includes -blam!- griffball maybe it's time to let the community drive development a little more. Bloom was torn to pieces months before the beta. Arena was torn to pieces months before the beta. Armor abilities were torn to pieces months before the beta. If you would have looked to the web and thought "damn, maybe these people who play our games all day every day are on to something" instead of collectively stroking your neckbeards and saying in your most sagelike voice "we know what we're doing" between games of big-team-actionsack-whateverthe-blam!- you might have come up with something decent.

Zanzibar for life


Sounds like this guy has been learning a thing or two.

The answer you seek is server browsers, that's it.

Key points in the post to take note of:

"We know what we're doing"
translates into: "This is the kinda dumb -blam!- we like to play.. and since we trapped ourselves into matchmaking. The way it works, forces me to force you to play what I like instead of what you like. If you ever want to play gametypes made by the community at large... then you'll need to jump through hoops to do so."

"When your idea of fun includes griffball between games of big-team-ACTIONSACK-whateverthe-blam!-..."
See translation above.

Where is our -blam!- server browser?

Need an example of a jumping through hoops?
How much spamming did it take?
How long did it take?
For you guys to get your Bloom update?


It took you idiots making at least 20 posts a day... AT LEAST!
It took just around a year to get the Bloom changed.

And that was just bloom.

[Edited on 10.19.2012 11:29 AM PDT]

  • 10.19.2012 11:07 AM PDT

What the hell is this?

  • 10.19.2012 11:17 AM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!

The truth.

  • 10.19.2012 11:21 AM PDT


Posted by: MR E0S
The truth.
With your posts excluded ofcourse.

  • 10.19.2012 11:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: boomdeyadah

Posted by: MR E0S
The truth.
With your posts excluded ofcourse.

Now this is the truth right here.

  • 10.19.2012 11:28 AM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!

You guys like analogies right?

Here's one for you.


So, Reach was like.... Bungies Swan Song right?
Their attempt to go out with a bang and to release Halo.

Kinda similar to the idea of a rich kid turning 18 and being given the keys to brand new mercedes, going to college, getting a girl and starting a brand new life.

Only in this case...
Everything came with strings attached.
You get the car, but you don't get to drive it, nor do you determine its destination. Someone else does.
You get to go to college, but you don't get to choose your major, someone else does.
You get a girl, that someone chose for you.
You get....someone elses life.

Server browsers lets you make your own life with no strings attached. You drive the car and decide its destination.

Matchmaking is the equivalent of someone else choosing for you. In an attempt to force people together to cater to impatient -blam!-s who don't have the brain capacity to navigate the filters in a server browser environment.

What would happen if the internet adopted matchmaking?
That would be called censorship.

No really, what happens when they stop updating the playlists?

Well, I'll tell you one thing...
Games with server browsers could care less, because the "playlists" are under community control instead of developer control.

Server browser = Thousands of playlists to choose from (Each host is technically a "playlist")

Matchmaking = A small handfull of paylists to choose from. (Speaks for itself)

Is it simply because you people can't handle such an overwhelming amount of choices?

Or is your need to stroke off to a -blam!- rank just over-riding your intelligence?

[Edited on 10.19.2012 12:04 PM PDT]

  • 10.19.2012 11:45 AM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!

Wait...I know what it is..

You are afraid.

To you, server browser environments built to handle p2p environments scare you.

I bet to you, it's like the equivalent of that one dork on "Groundhogs Day" w/ Bill Murray, who put himself up on auction and nobody wanted to bid for him.

YES! That's it.

You are afraid of hosting your own room, in the chance that someone else isn't already hosting something similar.

That's why you like matchmaking, because matchmaking eliminates having to be the "Guy who made the room".

Don't be afraid to be "The Guy Who Made The Room".
If the people who join it want to ridicule you for making such a stupid room. Mute them.

No... wait. It goes deeper than that... doesnt it?
You're afraid that nobody will join it upon reading the description of the game rules. Ultimately showing you the truth that you play stupid -blam!-. That's what you are afraid of.

[Edited on 10.19.2012 12:43 PM PDT]

  • 10.19.2012 12:40 PM PDT

HAHA

  • 10.19.2012 12:43 PM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!

Also...

Server Browsers + Dedicated Servers = Everyone flocks to the most populated dedicated servers killing off any p2p except between close friends.

Server Browsers w/o Dedicated Servers = Nothing to flock to, community is forced to "interact" and host/join others instead of taking the easy way out by choosing the most populated Dedicated Server.

This is really the only other issue with current server browsers.

Now that you see the problem, it shouldn't take to much brain power to see the solution.

[Edited on 10.19.2012 1:19 PM PDT]

  • 10.19.2012 1:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: MR E0S
Your post's make my brain hurt


Because of their stupidity.

  • 10.19.2012 1:18 PM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: MR E0S
Your post's make my brain hurt


Because of the amount of truth oozing out of each line.


Some more analogies for you.

Matchmaking is like a radio station that plays the same songs at least 10 times a day all day every day.

Server Browsers are like iPods. With my own complete collection of songs that I actually LIKE to listen to, WITH NO COMMERCIALS!

Now I understand some of you out there are too -blam!- lazy and incapable of choosing under the circumstances of having an iPod full of music. That's why most iPods have a randomize feature.

But what if I told you, that the iPod should have never existed because we already had radio stations to listen to instead? And that if I create the iPod, it will basically kill off the radio stations because nobody will tune into it anymore..

[Edited on 10.20.2012 8:43 AM PDT]

  • 10.20.2012 8:40 AM PDT

Don't let fear of rejection stop you from going after what you want


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Posted by: boomdeyadah

Posted by: MR E0S
The truth.
With your posts excluded ofcourse.

Now this is the truth right here.

Lol'd

  • 10.20.2012 8:45 AM PDT

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Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

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Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?


Posted by: MR E0S

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: MR E0S
Your post's make my brain hurt


Because of the amount of truth oozing out of each line.


Some more analogies for you.

Matchmaking is like a radio station that plays the same songs at least 10 times a day all day every day.

Server Browsers are like iPods. With my own complete collection of songs that I actually LIKE to listen to, WITH NO COMMERCIALS!

Now I understand some of you out there are too -blam!- lazy and incapable of choosing under the circumstances of having an iPod full of music. That's why most iPods have a randomize feature.

But what if I told you, that the iPod should have never existed because we already had radio stations to listen to instead? And that if I create the iPod, it will basically kill off the radio stations because nobody will tune into it anymore..
How do you go through life trying to count to potato with your fingers?

  • 10.20.2012 11:32 AM PDT


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: MR E0S
Your post's make my brain hurt















Because of their stupidity.

ftfy

[Edited on 10.20.2012 1:10 PM PDT]

  • 10.20.2012 1:10 PM PDT

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