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Subject: If someone challenged you to a dual, what weapon would you pick?
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I think I would pick rolled up newspapers. Maybe ropes with a rock tied to the end.

  • 09.29.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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A really ugly woman. He would then look away, and I could go in for the kill with my trusty pet rock.

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Do you even understand the concept of a dual?

Both people get the same kind of weapon.
An ugly woman is not a weapon, dickweed.

[Edited on 9/29/2004 6:04:16 PM]

  • 09.29.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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Ooh a dual you say realisticly: an Abroms tank, unrealisticly: A Madcat Mk.III. As you can see I dont leave any margin for error ;)

  • 09.29.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Cram it, lush.

  • 09.29.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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No I do not, please explain.

  • 09.29.2004 6:05 PM PDT

well if this one is modified like the gladiator challenge i would pick a axe and a spear

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you pus-sies, bust out with a shotgun. hahaha.




calm down, im just jocking

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i would get my katana i actualy have a real one bought it for 10000 yay for me

waited for three years to save up and finaly got it

  • 09.29.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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Id throw my cat at them

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Steps for a Dual:

1. One person is insulted, and overreacts.
2. Person number one gets a glove.
3. Person number one slaps person number two with the glove.
4. Person number two chooses the weapon, should they choose to accept.
5. After choosing a weapon, they fight to defend their honor.

  • 09.29.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
i would get my katana i actualy have a real one bought it for 10000 yay for me

waited for three years to save up and finaly got it


My dad bought me a katana with 2 matching tantos for about 98 dollars. It was a Christmas present. No saving required.

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I know how a duel works. Apparently you don't understand sarcasm, judging from your response after my post. But whatever, I don't want to start a flame war over nothin'.

  • 09.29.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
Posted by: Kendoboy
i would get my katana i actualy have a real one bought it for 10000 yay for me

waited for three years to save up and finaly got it


My dad bought me a katana with 2 matching tantos for about 98 dollars. It was a Christmas present. No saving required.


mine is realy you fight me with your and ill fight you with mine ill see who wins

oh yea notice the name kendo boy

Kenod=japanese sword fighting

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Posted by: Kendoboy
i would get my katana i actualy have a real one bought it for 10000 yay for me

waited for three years to save up and finaly got it


Is your katana made of folded steel like the old samari swords? Like is your sword super strong?

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yup it sure is

i love it

  • 09.29.2004 6:13 PM PDT
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I know you do. Everyone knows what a dual is.

..sheesh...

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Posted by: Kendoboy


oh yea notice the name kendo boy

Kenod=japanese sword fighting


Pimpen, but why do you have cortana for a pic

  • 09.29.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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Cram it. Unless you want me to wear your a.sshole as an ankle bracelet, cram it.

[Edited on 9/29/2004 6:16:10 PM]

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Posted by: Shadow 024
Posted by: Kendoboy


oh yea notice the name kendo boy

Kenod=japanese sword fighting


Pimpen, but why do you have cortana for a pic


i had the ninja before but i felt the need for change

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What, are you one of those pinko "spiritual" types?

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Posted by: byrum
Cram it. Unless you want me to wear your a.sshole as an ankle bracelet, cram it.



wow.... this guy is hard ass.

i would use a mechanical pencil, and jam it into his/her neck!!!!

  • 09.29.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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umm im not sure exactly what you mean would you mind expanding on what the hell you just said


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What, are you one of those pinko "spiritual" types?

  • 09.29.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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dude, its a her.

or mabe a shim

[Edited on 9/29/2004 6:19:39 PM]

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Rat bastard commie pinko.

[Edited on 9/29/2004 6:20:18 PM]

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