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Subject: Bungie.net should have a report card...

I think you have it backwards. We should give Bungie the report card.

Spring Semester GPA: 1.0
Notes: Excessive absences, but decent effort

Summer Semester GPA: N/A
Notes: Not registered?

Fall Semester GPA: Incomplete
Notes: Truant to the max. Does this person still exist?

  • 10.22.2012 7:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Dear Delta's Mum

Delta has shown promising signs of improvement this past year, with his spelling coming along exceptionally. If he learned to stop talking in class so much (and stopped pulling Olivia Jenkins' hair) he could go far.
Unfortunately there have been a few incidents involving the sand pit and wee-wee time. We have implemented a training regime to help him to get to the toilet on time and are eagerly looking forward to the results of this.

All in all, a bright child with a few issues that will get ironed out through the year no doubt.

Yours,
Delta's teacher.

[Edited on 10.22.2012 7:46 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2012 7:45 AM PDT
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Sure, why not? It sounds like a cool thing to have.

  • 10.22.2012 8:13 AM PDT

The WorkPLace

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

Since B.net will be like school, the Parent/Teacher conferences with Achronos are going to be brutal.

Does this mean that Jerome is the one who deals out the corporal punishment?

  • 10.22.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Progo, Shrew, Chryso, all are the same.


Posted by: I0 NotGinger 0I
Just to create even more elitism.

because people who behave shouldn't be able to keep an eye on their record?

  • 10.22.2012 9:26 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

The whole point is that we never know what our trust rating is, dude. Don't you know that?

  • 10.22.2012 9:27 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: edableshoe
The whole point is that we never know what our trust rating is, dude. Don't you know that?


But having them phat stats would be sick, yo.

  • 10.22.2012 9:34 AM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: edableshoe
The whole point is that we never know what our trust rating is, dude. Don't you know that?


But having them phat stats would be sick, yo.
-_-

  • 10.22.2012 9:37 AM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: edableshoe
The whole point is that we never know what our trust rating is, dude. Don't you know that?


But having them phat stats would be sick, yo.


Fo real dawg.

  • 10.22.2012 9:39 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

I want my ban/warning history, that's all I care about.

  • 10.22.2012 9:42 AM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: ALI217
I want my ban/warning history, that's all I care about.
then you shouldn't delete your messages.

  • 10.22.2012 9:43 AM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: Xplode441
Posted by: talon2000
Then we can have parent-teacher interviews!

we can have parent-teacher interviews
parent-teacher
Lol'd so hard in class.

I don't think this would be a good idea. Titles are enough. Besides, if I graduated from Bnet, then I'd be in the top 1%. o3o

  • 10.22.2012 10:18 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not anymore, Ken.

  • 10.22.2012 2:01 PM PDT

Decent idea.

  • 10.22.2012 2:05 PM PDT

Tag 'm and Bag 'm

Ranks are just for fun. Giving people a report card will make people act like five year olds screaming about how good their stats are and how they're better then other members. Especially those boys/girls in blue.

  • 10.22.2012 2:11 PM PDT

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