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Subject: If Bungie made a commercial advertising themselves and their website..

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

...as a prelude and a catalyst to Destiny, how do you think they would go about telling the world about us, the Community?

On a secondary note, what if we had to make an advertisement advertising ourselves? Who would be in it and why?

I can see it now:

"Think you're better than your peers? Well, think again! Here we have [insert member, preferably Mythic or renowned] who thought (s)he was above us all, but NO! We sic'd our moderators on his -blam!- faster than you can say Bip. Bap. -blam!-.

Long story short, you're a rejection and nobody likes you. Visit Bungie.net for more info, and be sure to voice your thoughts on improving the site."

Feedback is always welcome.*





*Feedback is almost never welcome and will result in a permanent ban by our most loathed moderator. In addition, you will be hated by all and loved by none. You have no rights, and we'll be sure to remind you of that should you decide to sign in.

On a tertiary note, I feel like Bungie has made a commercial before advertising themselves. If someone would care enough to confirm or deny this feeling that would be excellent.


~UFO

  • 10.26.2012 10:17 AM PDT

"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens."
-Dr. Carl Jung

We're like the kid that gets locked in the attic- they would keep us as far from the public eye as possible. We'd never be in the commercial.

If we made a commercial, it would be 30 seconds of Lobster Fish 2 smiling at the camera. No words, nothing. Just LF2 smiling.

  • 10.26.2012 10:20 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: DMX1337
We're like the kid that gets locked in the attic- they would keep us as far from the public eye as possible. We'd never be in the commercial.

If we made a commercial, it would be 30 seconds of Lobster Fish 2 smiling at the camera. No words, nothing. Just LF2 smiling.



That would be the scariest and funniest commercial I've seen yet.

  • 10.26.2012 10:26 AM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

The idea was amusing until you gave your example..... Which is weird in a bad way.

So no. Lets not do this.

  • 10.26.2012 11:34 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: DMX1337
We're like the kid that gets locked in the attic- they would keep us as far from the public eye as possible. We'd never be in the commercial.

If we made a commercial, it would be 30 seconds of Lobster Fish 2 smiling at the camera. No words, nothing. Just LF2 smiling.


No, Hoobla smiling, like that picture of Pax when he was staring at Deej far away.

  • 10.26.2012 11:36 AM PDT

It would be interesting to see the Webmaster do the commercial.

  • 10.26.2012 11:36 AM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

"A place where everyone strives to be Mythic but will never make it thanks to our Mythics."

  • 10.26.2012 11:47 AM PDT

<3

(Bungie)
"...We would now like to introduce the Flood."
Every tv, pc, ect. explodes.

  • 10.26.2012 11:48 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Well, that sounds like a rather honest ad to me. Although I think DeeJ already hit the nail on the head as far as punishing Mythics goes.

  • 10.26.2012 12:09 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: DMX1337
We're like the kid that gets locked in the attic- they would keep us as far from the public eye as possible. We'd never be in the commercial.

If we made a commercial, it would be 30 seconds of Lobster Fish 2 smiling at the camera. No words, nothing. Just LF2 smiling.


When suddenly, a wild petitminou appears.

  • 10.26.2012 12:14 PM PDT