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Subject: Something I've noticed about the Ninjas...

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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Um.. is this a joke?


It was. Which makes all of this:

It's not turning a mountain into a molehill to say that the Flood is a terrible place that's full of nothing but idiots? Have you ever read a thread in the Flood? Like actually read a thread in the flood? It's literally one of the worst experiences I've ever undergone. Nothing but poor literacy, ifarted69, "stick it in her pooper", inb4s, "suicide is the only option", and versus threads. Seriously. Why anyone would want to spend the majority of their time on BNet in the Flood is beyond me. I've never even posted there. That's how bad it is. I don't to taint my record by posting in that terrible place. Thanks for proving my point for me, TU.


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entirely irrelevant. Come on. We have joked about this before.
Someone didn't read in between the brackets.

  • 10.28.2012 9:13 PM PDT

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GG. I don't really pay attention to site exploits.

You have my permission to write about how you "got me" in your blog, or diary.

[Edited on 10.28.2012 9:17 PM PDT]

  • 10.28.2012 9:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
GG. I don't really pay attention to site exploits.


True Underdog, as you can clearly see, people here take stuff way to seriously. Us Floodians would have realized this is not for real and gone along with it. why don't you come back over to the dark side?

  • 10.28.2012 9:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
GG. I don't really pay attention to site exploits.

You have my permission to write about how you "got me" in your blog, or diary.
Oh, I will.

  • 10.28.2012 9:18 PM PDT
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  • 10.28.2012 9:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

This was very amusing, thank you both.

*Goes back to lurking mode*

  • 10.28.2012 9:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: urk
Then there are the people who poop in the mash potatoes. Those people get launched out on their asses.

What's teh flud

  • 10.28.2012 9:34 PM PDT
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  • 10.28.2012 9:45 PM PDT
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The mods are our own highway partol, they will slack until their boss (in this case Aracnanos) tells them to fill their quotas. That's when they hit the road, or in this case the Flood, on the busiest day of the year and annoy the hell out of everyone who's on the road home from whatever relative they didnt want to visit in the first place on the last day of the holiday.

[Edited on 10.28.2012 9:50 PM PDT]

  • 10.28.2012 9:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: borrowedchief
What's teh flud


exactly! I have only seen you here, do you ever venture out on the flood?

  • 10.28.2012 9:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: borrowedchief
What's teh flud

Correct me if I'm wrong but I heard it's some type a hallucinogen?

  • 10.28.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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I see a surprising number of Ninjas post in the Flood actually, you just don't notice them because of everything else going on.

  • 10.28.2012 10:08 PM PDT
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Flood sux. Community Forum 5 lyfe!

  • 10.28.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Ninjas are meant to NOT be seen. There are only a few who are not that good at stealth.

  • 10.28.2012 10:31 PM PDT

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The ninjas frequent the flood most often for its balance of ass kissing and hatred. Its like they are Politicians there.

  • 10.28.2012 10:33 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: True Underdog
The Flood isn't half as bad as the people ITT are making it out to be.

In before CrazzySnipesomethingsomething makes one of these from one of these. :)
Um.. is this a joke? It's not turning a mountain into a molehill to say that the Flood is a terrible place that's full of nothing but idiots? Have you ever read a thread in the Flood? Like actually read a thread in the flood? It's literally one of the worst experiences I've ever undergone. Nothing but poor literacy, ifarted69, "stick it in her pooper", inb4s, "suicide is the only option", and versus threads. Seriously. Why anyone would want to spend the majority of their time on BNet in the Flood is beyond me. I've never even posted there. That's how bad it is. I don't to taint my record by posting in that terrible place. Thanks for proving my point for me, TU.


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Have you tried sticking it in her pooper?

  • 10.28.2012 10:37 PM PDT

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You don't notice ninjas. Your argument is invalid.

  • 10.29.2012 4:41 AM PDT

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  • 10.29.2012 5:41 AM PDT

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I think the flood can be good at times, they did say nice things to me yesterday.

  • 10.29.2012 5:45 AM PDT

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Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"


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Posted by: borrowedchief
What's teh flud

Correct me if I'm wrong but I heard it's some type a hallucinogen?


It sounds like a date -blam!- drug...


Also: If you think the Flood is bad, then you probably don't go to that many other forums. At least the Flood has a lot of good people and the occasional intelligent thread. Some Forums have absolutely nothing good going for them. You really have to look past the bad apples and the occasional troll/spam moments and see the true nature of the Flood.

[Edited on 10.29.2012 6:01 AM PDT]

  • 10.29.2012 5:58 AM PDT

OP.... what?

  • 10.29.2012 10:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: T1d3
Very few brave the Flood forum. I notice moderators on this forum that I never see post in the Forum or very rarely and almost always to ban someone, not to contribute to the thread (which is fine, you are a moderator after all). Why is this though? Are you guys afraid of the power we Floodians wield? Or do you like to sit here and scheme and plot with the Mythics on how to destroy us?

Do you fear you will become one of us? give in to the dark side? I assure you, the employees have it all wrong, they use there power for good and tell you the dark side (A.K.A the Flood) is an evil place and to survive you must only moderate this forum. What is it Ninjas who only occupy this forum?

why do you fear the flood?

moderators are not employees, as far as we know, now go back to the flood forum and whine there.

  • 10.29.2012 10:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: EAGLES5
The ninjas frequent the flood most often for its balance of ass kissing and hatred. Its like they are Politicians there.
If we're going with that analogy, then the Flood is the public town hall to the Septagon's partisan rally.

  • 10.29.2012 12:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: edableshoe
The Flood is a cesspool of decent conversations and idiots. It is not dark, it is not special, it is only a terrible forum that doesn't know how to deal with trolls.

This.

  • 10.29.2012 1:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Um.. is this a joke?


It was. Which makes all of this:

It's not turning a mountain into a molehill to say that the Flood is a terrible place that's full of nothing but idiots? Have you ever read a thread in the Flood? Like actually read a thread in the flood? It's literally one of the worst experiences I've ever undergone. Nothing but poor literacy, ifarted69, "stick it in her pooper", inb4s, "suicide is the only option", and versus threads. Seriously. Why anyone would want to spend the majority of their time on BNet in the Flood is beyond me. I've never even posted there. That's how bad it is. I don't to taint my record by posting in that terrible place. Thanks for proving my point for me, TU.


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inb4[-------------------]


entirely irrelevant. Come on. We have joked about this before.

Win.

  • 10.29.2012 1:09 PM PDT

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