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Subject: Can I apply to be a janitor at Bungie HQ?

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

My qualifications:
1.) I clean very often. My room is spotless and I make sure it is always more than presentable.
2.) My specialties include making sure all eating surfaces(a.k.a. every place in Bungie HQ) are sanitary and perfect.
3.) While not cleaning, I will be head chef and snack maker.
4.) I am willing to re-locate for the job

My demands:
1.) Unlimited access to indoor rock wall
2.) I tag along to parties

  • 10.29.2012 3:24 PM PDT
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You Eyeballin Me?

Something tells me theres already too many peeps asking for this job....

  • 10.29.2012 3:26 PM PDT

Good luck buddy. Have fun cleaning the rest room.. Listening to that funky music!

  • 10.29.2012 3:34 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I'd do that, but you need at least 3 years of experience with one developed fabric softener.

  • 10.29.2012 3:36 PM PDT

I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.

  • 10.29.2012 3:44 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

They won't need a squad. Just me;)
Posted by: Hylebos
I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.

  • 10.29.2012 3:54 PM PDT

Posted by: ShadedSpartan17
They won't need a squad. Just me;)
Posted by: Hylebos
I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.
They are a studio of a couple hundred with a single bathroom. May God Help you.

  • 10.29.2012 3:59 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

Have you seen their bathroom? It was shown in a Friday update long ago, but one of the toilets or walls is made out of some of the rarest gem in the world. It's pretty cool
Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: ShadedSpartan17
They won't need a squad. Just me;)
Posted by: Hylebos
I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.
They are a studio of a couple hundred with a single bathroom. May God Help you.

  • 10.29.2012 4:13 PM PDT

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Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

If that was a job opening, there would be hundreds or thousands of applicants.

  • 10.29.2012 4:14 PM PDT

I blame stosh for me not having a awesome Signature.

You can clean whatever you like....





With a blindfold on.

  • 10.29.2012 4:15 PM PDT

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The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms?


I have.

  • 10.29.2012 4:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: cortana 5
The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms?


I have.

  • 10.29.2012 4:40 PM PDT


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Posted by: cortana 5
The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms?


I have.
>.>
..posh fancy Americans.

  • 10.29.2012 4:42 PM PDT

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One important question for you, OP; are you okay with cleaning up bagels?






Digested bagels?

  • 10.29.2012 4:42 PM PDT

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Yes, but you have to clean the toilets without gloves.

  • 10.29.2012 4:43 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

Why are you in the mens restroom is my question?
Posted by: cortana 5
The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms?


I have.

  • 10.29.2012 4:55 PM PDT

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  • 10.29.2012 4:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: ShadedSpartan17
Why are you in the mens restroom is my question?
Posted by: cortana 5
The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms?


I have.
They just don't know how to say no to a lady. And if I had toilets that awesome, I'd show everyone...

  • 10.29.2012 4:58 PM PDT

We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.

Excuse me ima let you finish, but I have one of the cleanest toilets of all times.

  • 10.29.2012 5:05 PM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

In reality, they probably contract it out to some service company that specializes in janitorial services, and the team who does it does it as one stop among several that night.

Just a guess, though, I could be wrong.

[Edited on 10.29.2012 5:13 PM PDT]

  • 10.29.2012 5:12 PM PDT