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Subject: Iceman's declassified Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide
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ok.

seeing as how this forum has become practically a WARZONE, i figure there should be a survival guide of some sort so as to help those who are so unfortunate enough to stumble upon this forum and expect intelligent discussion. so here goes:


FIELD GUIDE TO THE TYPICAL FORUM GOER:

*Now there are many categories of forum users on Halo 3. you have the predators and the prey. lets break it up into the various groups:

- The casual: This forum user visits H3 forum when bored. He'll swing by, see whats goin on, then leave to his usual forum. nothing special here

Mating Call: "Read this thread"


- The dedicated: This forum user can always or most often be found in the halo 3 forum. They're active, like to discuss, and sometimes gets into arguements. if you wanna know the ropes, these ppl will (sometimes) be glad to help you out.

Mating Call: "I have a question about the ark and the forerunners....can anyone help me?"


-The flamers: Avoid at all costs. These guys will see a thread and no matter what the topic; start flaming. sometimes its out of humor, sometimes out of spite- if you get in an arguement with one of these, you will be fried

Mating Call: "Read my new theory about this detail in the trailor!!"


-The intellectuals: These are the guys who hang around waiting for a good discussion. they like to play devils advocate and only add fuel to the fire of your topic. respectful, and knowledable, they are always a great addition to any thread discussion

Mating Call: "I would like to discuss the bible's relevance to Halo 3...."


-The die hard fanboy: Stay away. if you should stumble across one of these, you will be flamed if you so much as question whatever idiotic and unfeasible fanboy dreams they have of this game. usually young and not even old enough to have facial hair, these species travel in packs and usually turn a well thought thread into a flame fest.

Mating Call: "Hey, did someone mention there will be no spartans in Halo 3?"


- The Clueless: One of the most abundant species on the halo 3 forum. They will flood in and make a new thread about an old topic that is clearly visible 5 TIMES on the front page. quick to get flamed, these members cant seem to have a long survival rate cuz theyre constantly eaten by flamers.

Mating Call: "YO GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS BEST BUY RELEASE DATE!!!"


-The Clowns: These guys seem to tend to their own. thought they dont travel in packs, if one is in trouble, more are bound to show up. Their humor is great, and often mar a well thought out thread with something so blatently off topic and hilarious, everyone forgets about everything (except the thread creator) and has a good laugh. this species knows how survive the jungle of the halo 3 forum.

Mating Call: "The forerunners were actually african-american jews who lived in switzerland to build the ark for a covenant cook-out!!!.......kosher of course!!"


-The Moderator: The top of the food chain in the halo 3 forum. These members prowl around, enforcing the way of the land. however, their interest lie elsewhere other than whiny fanboys or people who think they're comedians. quick to lock a thread, these predators are known to ban on SIGHT. should you ever come across one..........DONT MOVE............maybe they wont see you..................

Mating Call: "Hey did anyone see that new off-topic thread ICEMAN made???"



so that leaves only one question: Which one are you?

Anyone new to the site, or this forum, take heed to this guide...........it may save your LIFE (your bungie.net life that is!!)


Heres wut we got so far:

CASUAL FORUM GOERS (These guys just chill here) :

-FallHammer
-John Doe
-l3urn: (he only stops by when he's bored at work)
-someperson
-halojunkiemonkey (official halo 3 forum chill guy)



INTELLECTUAL FORUM GOERS (These guys know how to discuss):

-RAG3 ON3
-Anatomy of the Mind ( the upcoming big tymer of the H3 forum)
-RFloosewires
-Deadly Ambitions
-Lone Heretic
-squiz
-zeerokool
-UNSC Silver1
-marsman0013
-Js2097
-call of locust
-UsedTabe
-REG Omega
-ObsidianAura
-Kohmos
-Spartan2010 ( he's both casual and insightful ! )
-SpoonGuard (official forum guardian)




DEDICATED FORUM GOERS (These Guys Know the Ropes):

-ICEMAN ASSASS1N
-Honerable Sniper ( Iceman's BtB skirmish teammate)
-xXSm00thi3Xx
-Sarge 21 (wise beyond his years)
-Tartan 118
-GodsGunman (chuck norris forum dragon intern )
-CompletelySane
-xTrigger092x
-Jmh9072
-Zer0 0verRide
-halo04
-sargism: (official lover of magic cookies)
-Clarence Bullseye
-DarknessHowLs
-TC Warrior
-Ditto649
-RAG3 ON3 (for some reason he's in almost every group.....)
-SamKiller42
-Sekeres
-mvenus
-Coretana
-NobleWolf (dedication at its finest)
-McSpartan123 ( the new guy)


CLOWNS (These guys........well what can I say about these guys? Hilarious):

-WUYIE : (He's not afraid to kick your nuts)
-RAG3 ON3: "RAWR"
-TwinkieMaker
-KoinOperatedBoy
-Boy Anachronism
-D0KT4 J0N35 ( believes the forerunner are chinese jews........for some reason)
-booooo


The FANBOYS (These guys......are a little overzealous.......)

-Polished (fanboy with humor and intelligence)
-ICEMAN ASSASS1N (fanboy who wont stop making threads) :-)



The lovable Flamers (These guys arent afraid to speak their Minds ! )

-ditto649 (the only hybrid flamer and dedicated forum goer on H3)
-Can o Whoop Az (thinks ice has too much time.........which he prolly does)



The Clueless (These guys dont know whats going on LoL)

-MikeSpyke8 (The coolest Clueless)



*Sigh: OFFICIAL CHUCK NORRIS FORUM DRAGON (............LoL) :

RAG3 ON3

Official Chuck Norris Forum Lizards:

-xXSm00thi3Xx
-Trigger0192


OFFICIAL HALO 3 FORUM MODERATORS (these guys arent afraid to kill you!):

-Achronos ( the lord of all you see around you)
-dmbfan09 (iceman's official stalker)
-The Great Pretender
-Shishka (banned iceman not once.....but twice!!)
-Recon
-Yoozel
-GameJunkieJim
-Stosh (loves to frolic thru the meadow)


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  • 06.29.2006 11:52 AM PDT

When I die please bury me deep!
Place an MA5 down by my feet!
Don't cry for me, don't shed no tear!
Just pack my box with PT gear!
'Cuz one early morning 'bout zero-five
The ground will rumble, there'll be lighting in the sky!
Don't you worry, don't come undone!
It's just my ghost on a PT run!

haha! I love it.. me myself im the casual.. its just to funny to read what people somtimes post on this forum :)

  • 06.29.2006 11:55 AM PDT

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

im not any one of those, im The Chuck Norris Dragon, i am intellectual yet should i come across a pointless or repetitive thread i will flame it to ashes with my fire breath
Mating Call : New *Halo 3 ________ Ideas Thread* that already exsist or BRING BACK THE M6D YEA!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2006 11:57 AM PDT
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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

Well I see myself as Intellectual and dedicated. I just hope that other people see me as the same.

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alright.........i'll compile your names into a log

  • 06.29.2006 12:03 PM PDT
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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

What do you consider yourself iceman?

  • 06.29.2006 12:04 PM PDT

Do you think you can handle my gigantic COC?
~!TheHalo3D!~
-If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I intend to live forever; so far, so good.

Definately casual...

  • 06.29.2006 12:04 PM PDT

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

make sure edit you post and inclde Chuck Norris Dragon

  • 06.29.2006 12:04 PM PDT
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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

Posted by: Wuyie
Which am I Ice?


I think that the point is for you to pick yourself. But I am curious what he thinks of me.

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Now this is flat cool..... Iceman you got the forums down to an art. Me personally as Iceman you may know already I like to be intellectual and The dedicated and your mating calls apply correctly nicly done.

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CASUAL FORUM GOERS:

-FallHammer



INTELLECTUAL FORUM GOERS:

-RAG3 ON3




DEDICATED FORUM GOERS:

-ICEMAN ASSASS1N

-xXSm00thi3Xx

  • 06.29.2006 12:07 PM PDT
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Someone sticky this...

  • 06.29.2006 12:07 PM PDT
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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

So is this data from what we just posted, or from what you think?

  • 06.29.2006 12:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
CASUAL FORUM GOERS:

-FallHammer



INTELLECTUAL FORUM GOERS:

-RAG3 ON3




DEDICATED FORUM GOERS:

-ICEMAN ASSASS1N

-xXSm00thi3Xx

-Sarge 21


CLOWN

-WUYIE ( yes wuyie your constant use of toilet humor has earned you the title of official Halo 3 forum clown !!)

  • 06.29.2006 12:09 PM PDT
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I see my self as an intellectual. I wait until a good thread like this pops up.

  • 06.29.2006 12:09 PM PDT

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

Posted by: n00b12345666
Someone sticky this...


i definately agree, thisbrings this forum to its elements, i think ICEMAN is a moderator in the making......and he better not forget all the litle people and Chuck Norris Dragons along the way

also ICEMAN, dont post a new reply everytime you add someone, just edit the original

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  • 06.29.2006 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: n00b12345666
Someone sticky this...
It wont get stickied, so don't ask.

  • 06.29.2006 12:10 PM PDT
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I don't know, I'm not sure if I'm "dedicated" or have no life... I'd rather post in a useful thread, I don't even bother with, Halo 3 needs the pistol back!!! And stuff like that.

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Thanks all.

ill update this a bunch

lemme know what you consider yourself......then ill see if based on the "criteria" you fit.

tell ya what, post that you want in, and ill put you in the list !

-Forum Dragon STILL rage one???? LoL

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Posted by: Wuyie
I would pick for myself but he left out the "Intellectual dedicated and witty forum troller with enormous wang and bronze balls" option....lame...


that is why i put you in clowns........LoL

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Haha, nice, You forgot the n00b category, which is what I guess I fall under, but since you don't have one, I guess I'm categorized as clueless, dedicated in the making

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  • 06.29.2006 12:12 PM PDT