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Subject: Iceman's declassified Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide
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[watching in amusment from the start of this thread]


the study of the human brain..... found on bungie.net

  • 06.29.2006 2:37 PM PDT

Strange evolution how people have come to believe
That we are it's greatest achievement
We're barely, we're just a collection of cells
Overrating themselves

Posted by: xXSm00thi3Xx

You don't have to read the bible. You just have to know that Halo is associated with the Bible.


bzzzzt. Wrong answer.... circle gets the square and the game. Thanks for playing.

  • 06.29.2006 2:40 PM PDT

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

i would put it in my signature but sadly im out of room i reached the 500 character limit

  • 06.29.2006 2:49 PM PDT
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nice job.

  • 06.29.2006 3:17 PM PDT
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That was a great read even though I just joined I think I am a dedicated.

  • 06.29.2006 3:26 PM PDT
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jeez soooo bored......

wow this thread has really grown....

  • 06.29.2006 3:29 PM PDT
Subject: Bungie Forum Classifications
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Based on Iceman's analysis of forum contributers in his declassified "Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide," I believe we have something good going here. Similar to the way Xbox Live let's their members choose what gamer "type" they are, such as: Recreation, Pro, Underground, etc.... Perhaps Bungie should consider allowing bungie.net members to choose what class contributer to the forums they are in. Iceman has already given us a base of titles for each class, there may be room for adjustments. However, these titles would be sufficient to start a classifcation for each member to choose from.

  • 06.29.2006 4:14 PM PDT
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respawn..thread

  • 06.29.2006 4:32 PM PDT

moo

To be honest, i have no idea, i like to post in normal threads, or try to, but i also try to educate....no may be not, chose for me ice, may be ile run away and never return to these fourms, as theres so many threads, i cant find my own, so that must be humor, oh well, ile let you chose.

Edit:P, surely my sig adds humor

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  • 06.29.2006 4:48 PM PDT
Subject: Iceman's declassified Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

CASUAL FORUM GOERS (These guys just chill here) :

-FallHammer
-John Doe
-l3urn: (he only stops by when he's bored at work)
-someperson
-halojunkiemonkey (official halo 3 forum chill guy)



INTELLECTUAL FORUM GOERS (These guys know how to discuss):

-RAG3 ON3
-Anatomy of the Mind
-RFloosewires
-Deadly Ambitions
-Lone Heretic
-squiz
-zeerokool
-UNSC Silver1
-marsman0013
-Js2097
-call of locust
-UsedTabe
-REG Omega
-ObsidianAura
-Kohmos




DEDICATED FORUM GOERS (These Guys Know the Ropes):

-ICEMAN ASSASS1N
-Honerable Sniper ( Iceman's BtB skirmish teammate)
-xXSm00thi3Xx
-Sarge 21
-Tartan 118
-GodsGunman
-CompletelySane
-xTrigger092x
-Jmh9072
-Zer0 0verRide
-halo04
-sargism: (official lover of magic cookies)
-Clarence Bullseye
-DarknessHowLs
-TC Warrior
-Ditto649
-RAG3 ON3 (for some reason he's in almost every group.....)
-SamKiller42
-Sekeres
-mvenus


CLOWNS (These guys........well what can I say about these guys? Hilarious):

-WUYIE : (He's not afraid to kick your nuts)
-RAG3 ON3: "RAWR"
-TwinkieMaker
-KoinOperatedBoy
-Boy Anachronism
-D0KT4 J0N35 ( believes the forerunner are chinese jews........for some reason)
-booooo


The FANBOYS (These guys......are a little overzealous.......)

-Polished (fanboy with humor and intelligence)
-ICEMAN ASSASS1N (fanboy who wont stop making threads) :-)



The lovable Flamers (These guys arent afraid to speak their Minds ! )

-ditto649 (the only hybrid flamer and dedicated forum goer on H3)



The Clueless (These guys dont know whats going on LoL)

-MikeSpyke8 (The coolest Clueless)



*Sigh: OFFICIAL CHUCK NORRIS FORUM DRAGON (............LoL) :

RAG3 ON3

Official Chuck Norris Forum Lizards:

-xXSm00thi3Xx
-Trigger0192


OFFICIAL HALO 3 FORUM MODERATORS (these guys arent afraid to kill you!):

-Achronos ( the lord of all you see around you)
-dmbfan09 (iceman's official stalker)
-The Great Pretender
-Shishka (banned iceman not once.....but twice!!)
-Recon
-Yoozel
-GameJunkieJim




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  • 06.29.2006 5:39 PM PDT
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I'm a casual kinda guy, but i extend my range of posts to all different kinds of threads. I mainly hang out in the Halo 3 forum though.

  • 06.29.2006 5:49 PM PDT
Subject: Bungie Forum Classifications

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

Posted by: RF LooseWires
Based on Iceman's analysis of forum contributers in his declassified "Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide," I believe we have something good going here. Similar to the way Xbox Live let's their members choose what gamer "type" they are, such as: Recreation, Pro, Underground, etc.... Perhaps Bungie should consider allowing bungie.net members to choose what class contributer to the forums they are in. Iceman has already given us a base of titles for each class, there may be room for adjustments. However, these titles would be sufficient to start a classifcation for each member to choose from.


yes he has given us many topics, such as clown, flamer, dedicated and the all important CHUCK NORRIS FORUM DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2006 5:51 PM PDT
Subject: Iceman's declassified Halo 3 Forum Survival Guide
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iceman. you win a uber peanut butter choco chip coogie with sprinkles and a class of warm milk.

  • 06.29.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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btw im a intellectual me thinx and an occasional clown.

  • 06.29.2006 5:58 PM PDT

“We are the Mirratord. We strike with speed and stealth. Our enemies will not see their deaths. They will not know their fate. In darkness, we will see light. In light, we will see darkness. No matter the location, we will see victory. If we fail, no one will know. Like a ghost, our presence is a mystery. For the honor of the Mirratord" Join the Mirratord here

Posted by: Anatomyofthemind
iceman. you win a uber peanut butter choco chip coogie with sprinkles and a class of warm milk.
i cooked it with my fire breath (you should feel special i usually only use it to flame n00bs and retards)

  • 06.29.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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sweet.

  • 06.29.2006 6:20 PM PDT
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Yo Ice! Maybe you should make a similar thread in The Septagon. You have permission to use my comments about Bungie allowing members to choose their forum classifications.

  • 06.29.2006 6:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: RF LooseWires
Yo Ice! Maybe you should make a similar thread in The Septagon. You have permission to use my comments about Bungie allowing members to choose their forum classifications.


LoL, yeah..........problem is im never in the septagon, i dont really know anyone there.......that place scares me even more than this place......


LoL

  • 06.29.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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but that forum classification thing sounds really cool. its a dang good idea, so maybe we can pitch the idea to Achronos?

  • 06.29.2006 6:33 PM PDT
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dont be scared! they are just a little strange... maybe a lot.... but here is some milk for your coogie and a big hug too.

  • 06.29.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Posted by: RF LooseWires
Yo Ice! Maybe you should make a similar thread in The Septagon. You have permission to use my comments about Bungie allowing members to choose their forum classifications.

....problem is im never in the septagon, i dont really know anyone there.......that place scares me even more than this place....


Mind if I start a new thread in The Septagon using some of your comments in your survival guide?

  • 06.29.2006 6:38 PM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
ok.

seeing as how this forum has become practically a WARZONE, i figure there should be a survival guide of some sort so as to help those who are so unfortunate enough to stumble upon this forum and expect intelligent discussion. so here goes:


FIELD GUIDE TO THE TYPICAL FORUM GOER:

*Now there are many categories of forum users on Halo 3. you have the predators and the prey. lets break it up into the various groups:

- The casual: This forum user visits H3 forum when bored. He'll swing by, see whats goin on, then leave to his usual forum. nothing special here

Mating Call: "Read this thread"


- The dedicated: This forum user can always or most often be found in the halo 3 forum. They're active, like to discuss, and sometimes gets into arguements. if you wanna know the ropes, these ppl will (sometimes) be glad to help you out.

Mating Call: "I have a question about the ark and the forerunners....can anyone help me?"


-The flamers: Avoid at all costs. These guys will see a thread and no matter what the topic; start flaming. sometimes its out of humor, sometimes out of spite- if you get in an arguement with one of these, you will be fried

Mating Call: "Read my new theory about this detail in the trailor!!"


-The intellectuals: These are the guys who hang around waiting for a good discussion. they like to play devils advocate and only add fuel to the fire of your topic. respectful, and knowledable, they are always a great addition to any thread discussion

Mating Call: "I would like to discuss the bible's relevance to Halo 3...."


-The die hard fanboy: Stay away. if you should stumble across one of these, you will be flamed if you so much as question whatever idiotic and unfeasible fanboy dreams they have of this game. usually young and not even old enough to have facial hair, these species travel in packs and usually turn a well thought thread into a flame fest.

Mating Call: "Hey, did someone mention there will be no spartans in Halo 3?"


- The Clueless: One of the most abundant species on the halo 3 forum. They will flood in and make a new thread about an old topic that is clearly visible 5 TIMES on the front page. quick to get flamed, these members cant seem to have a long survival rate cuz theyre constantly eaten by flamers.

Mating Call: "YO GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS BEST BUY RELEASE DATE!!!"


-The Clowns: These guys seem to tend to their own. thought they dont travel in packs, if one is in trouble, more are bound to show up. Their humor is great, and often mar a well thought out thread with something so blatently off topic and hilarious, everyone forgets about everything (except the thread creator) and has a good laugh. this species knows how survive the jungle of the halo 3 forum.

Mating Call: "The forerunners were actually african-american jews who lived in switzerland to build the ark for a covenant cook-out!!!.......kosher of course!!"


-The Moderator: The top of the food chain in the halo 3 forum. These members prowl around, enforcing the way of the land. however, their interest lie elsewhere other than whiny fanboys or people who think they're comedians. quick to lock a thread, these predators are known to ban on SIGHT. should you ever come across one..........DONT MOVE............maybe they wont see you..................

Mating Call: "Hey did anyone see that new off-topic thread ICEMAN made???"



so that leaves only one question: Which one are you?

Anyone new to the site, or this forum, take heed to this guide...........it may save your LIFE (your bungie.net life that is!!)

You hang out in this forum a little bit too much.

  • 06.29.2006 6:38 PM PDT
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I'll be sure to give you credit for them.

  • 06.29.2006 6:38 PM PDT
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Can O Whoop. Don't dis teh Iceman's style fool! He is a gangstah from teh cyber hood.

  • 06.29.2006 6:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: RF LooseWires
I'll be sure to give you credit for them.


by all means

thanks!

  • 06.29.2006 6:46 PM PDT