- Iggwilv
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- Exalted Mythic Member
[Car dealer TV announcer voice]
This Fourth of July weekend explode into the Maw Gathering on the Maw Server. We have had Gatherings before but NEVER LIKE THIS! ALL FOUR DAYS!! thats right I said ALL FOUR DAYS!!! SAT, SUN, MON AND TUES ALL DAY LONG!!
Why should you spend quality time with family members when you can slaughter someone elses family member with quality sniping. Why cook-out over an open flame when you can COOK someone with an open FLAME!
You say you want selection. WE GOT SELECTION!
Blood Gulch, Danger Canyon, Battle Creek, Damnation, Chiron-TL34. OH you want MORE!
How bout Rat Race, Longest, Wizard, Ice Fields, Sidewinder, Hangem High and more.
Gametypes?? We got CTF, Slayer, team slayer, oddball King of the Hill. Custom gametypes?? How bout sniper CTF, Rocket oddball, plasma party, crazy king...But wait theres more juggernaut, kill in order, reverse tag, phantoms.
Iggwilv says, "This weekend there will be a minimum of twenty different map gametype combinations. GUARENTEED!!!" "If I ain't got a map/gametype you like, I'll eat your puppy.
I know we haven't had a Gathering in a while so we decided to make this one huge no....GINORMOUS!!!!!!
Door Prize: First 16 players to arrive will get a Black & Decker Vortex 4000 Industrial-strength leafblower.
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