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Subject: I offer my mom for mythix!!

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Do you accept my peace offering? My sacrifice?
What would you do for the title of your choice?
I see your loyalty and raise you a mom.
What are titles worth to you?

  • 11.02.2012 9:06 AM PDT

"I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith."

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Pointless offering.
Bungie already has your mom.

  • 11.02.2012 9:22 AM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I agree, your mom doesn't belongs to you, she belongs to Bungie.

  • 11.02.2012 9:30 AM PDT

I'm quite sure they always had her.

  • 11.02.2012 9:35 AM PDT

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit."

and always will

  • 11.02.2012 9:38 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Offer rejected.

  • 11.02.2012 9:41 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Offer something that has already be given, one can not. Much to learn, you have young Padawan. Much indeed.

  • 11.02.2012 9:45 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Needs more poll and maybe we will think about it.

maybe...

[Edited on 11.02.2012 9:47 AM PDT]

  • 11.02.2012 9:46 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Offer something that has already be given, one can not. Much to learn, you have young Padawan. Much indeed.

But recon? I've already offered everything I have? My life and my mother! What more do you want!? D:

  • 11.02.2012 9:51 AM PDT


Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Offer something that has already be given, one can not. Much to learn, you have young Padawan. Much indeed.

But recon? I've already offered everything I have? My life and my mother! What more do you want!? D:

Much to learn, you still have.

  • 11.02.2012 9:52 AM PDT

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You have to throw her in the volcano.

  • 11.02.2012 9:59 AM PDT

My future is certain, I will one day fly away. All because I am saved from the penalty of sin. I know he lives.

I bet that a video of Chuck Noris punching you in the face will get their attention. For me, titles don't mean anything. I just come here for the lame jokes.

  • 11.02.2012 10:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


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The Mythics will take your mum though.
Send her on over. Once she staggers her way home covered in blue (after we've had our way with her) we'll have a meeting about whether to accept you into the group, though we definitely won't accept you.

[Edited on 11.02.2012 10:08 AM PDT]

  • 11.02.2012 10:08 AM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
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I think Scott Kankelborg has the right to reserve your mother as a property of Bungie.

But thanks for the offer, tho!

  • 11.02.2012 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: deltahalo UK
The Mythics will take your mum though.
Send her on over. Once she staggers her way home covered in blue (after we've had our way with her) we'll have a meeting about whether to accept you into the group, though we definitely won't accept you.
Ask Harrison.

  • 11.02.2012 10:39 AM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Hello fellow Mythics. Remember to share his mom folks!

  • 11.02.2012 10:41 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: deltahalo UK
The Mythics will take your mum though.
Send her on over. Once she staggers her way home covered in blue (after we've had our way with her) we'll have a meeting about whether to accept you into the group, though we definitely won't accept you.

Guise,I'll be in your group, mythic or not. That's a promise.

  • 11.02.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Does she even lift?

  • 11.02.2012 10:45 AM PDT

@Vinyl_Hb

Pics of your mom first.

  • 11.02.2012 11:10 AM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

why would i give you something im already getting for free?
yorkie

  • 11.02.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: mvyorkie009
why would i give you something im already getting for free?
yorkie

well.....it's free? It's not like you use it or anything, right?

  • 11.02.2012 11:17 AM PDT

Кланяються мені!

Mythic cannot be given, it can only be earned. Chosen through divinity, the Mythic chooses the member.

  • 11.02.2012 11:53 AM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

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I'll give you my Mythic Alt for your mom.

  • 11.02.2012 12:01 PM PDT

I wouldn't do anything for a title, just like I wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar. They are overrated, and not worth the strife that people act like they are.

  • 11.02.2012 12:24 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: insaneAssass1n9
just like I wouldn't do anything for a klondike bar.
You wouldn't even buy one for a dollar?

  • 11.02.2012 12:25 PM PDT

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