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Subject: I offer my mom for mythix!!

That is the lamest thread title I have ever seen.

  • 11.02.2012 6:55 PM PDT

Your mom is not worthy!

  • 11.02.2012 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

Someone say Mom?

  • 11.02.2012 9:55 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: bobcast
Someone say Mom?

I see my offering has called you here.

  • 11.02.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: LordOfBlah51
That is the lamest thread title I have ever seen.

Says you, it has worked fairly well.

  • 11.02.2012 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
Someone say Mom?


I'm American, but my friend is Enlish, can I offer his Mum? or do you only do American moms?

  • 11.02.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: MasterSin
I agree, your mom doesn't belongs to you, she belongs to Bungie.
Bungie? Don't you mean bobcast?

Posted by: bobcast
Someone say Mom?
Speak of the devil . . .

[Edited on 11.02.2012 10:01 PM PDT]

  • 11.02.2012 10:00 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

I offered Polaroid images of my dung. Bungie has strange taste, but I'm not complaining.

  • 11.02.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Acres 057
I offered Polaroid images of my dung. Bungie has strange taste, but I'm not complaining.

So, if I offered mine or rather glued pictures of it all over their studio they'd give it to me?

  • 11.02.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Offer something that has already be given, one can not.


>mfw

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  • 11.02.2012 10:17 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.


Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Acres 057
I offered Polaroid images of my dung. Bungie has strange taste, but I'm not complaining.

So, if I offered mine or rather glued pictures of it all over their studio they'd give it to me?


Sending a daily email might work. Not sure, though. Good luck!

  • 11.02.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Wait, can a mod just "give" someone a title? Or does the site itself bestow titles?

  • 11.02.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

The issue at hand is that I've already had her.
Got anything else? Maybe a dad?

  • 11.02.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Wait, can a mod just "give" someone a title? Or does the site itself bestow titles?


It's automated. The webteam can edit titles, but mods and most likely the majority of employees cannot.

  • 11.02.2012 11:57 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."


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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Offer something that has already be given, one can not. Much to learn, you have young Padawan. Much indeed.

But recon? I've already offered everything I have? My life and my mother! What more do you want!? D:


Maybe you should try making him a sandwich. :D

  • 11.03.2012 3:26 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.


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Posted by: bobcast
Someone say Mom?


I'm American, but my friend is Enlish, can I offer his Mum? or do you only do American moms?


"Enlish" moms? I am intrigued.

If bungie desired your mom, they would have had her already.

In fact, if bobcast is to be believed, they may already have done so.

  • 11.03.2012 4:15 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

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lol

  • 11.03.2012 6:23 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Sharing is Caring.

  • 11.03.2012 7:09 AM PDT

Posted by: SwizZz Gambino
gogurt us just yogurt

Boobcat already owns your mom.

  • 11.03.2012 7:18 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: dmg04
The issue at hand is that I've already had her.
Got anything else? Maybe a dad?

Yeah I got a few I can spare.

  • 11.03.2012 9:21 AM PDT

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