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If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

  • 11.03.2012 2:26 PM PDT
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No, because they are facing away from me when I am.

Most of the time anyways, if they are facing me then I don't tend to stare...

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  • 11.03.2012 2:26 PM PDT

Hot ass topic.

  • 11.03.2012 2:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses
Well are you? I'm not. I have no reason to be. It's not like I'm going walk up to her and talk to her. lol
So how much of a shameless pervert are you?


I try. I don't know if I have been caught.

Why do you try?


Because I don't want to seem like a pervert. I was looking at a girl's face in my Spanish class and she called me a pervert, so I thought to myself, " If that makes me a pervert, imagine what would happen if I got caught looking at her ass or boobs," but mind you I'm the shy, timid person. People in my class comment on her ass all the time but she doesn't say anything to them.

What do you have to lose? Even as a shy and timid person. Just look at dat ass and dem titties. What can she possibly do? Hurt your feelings by calling you pervert?

  • 11.03.2012 2:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses
Well are you? I'm not. I have no reason to be. It's not like I'm going walk up to her and talk to her. lol
So how much of a shameless pervert are you?


I try. I don't know if I have been caught.

Why do you try?


Because I don't want to seem like a pervert. I was looking at a girl's face in my Spanish class and she called me a pervert, so I thought to myself, " If that makes me a pervert, imagine what would happen if I got caught looking at her ass or boobs," but mind you I'm the shy, timid person. People in my class comment on her ass all the time but she doesn't say anything to them.

What do you have to lose? Even as a shy and timid person. Just look at dat ass and dem titties. What can she possibly do? Hurt your feelings by calling you pervert?


Ruin my social status.

  • 11.03.2012 2:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

how does that work? How do you check a girl out without looking at her?

  • 11.03.2012 2:28 PM PDT

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If they get mad at me for checking them out because they wore something that's extremely revealing, that's their fault.

Though that doesn't happen often.

  • 11.03.2012 2:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: snake eater1234

Posted by: Recon Number 54
To which I calmly reply with a smile, "Someone who apparently dresses to obtain attention and then is offended when they get some."
Wow, that...

Wow. I'm gonna have to write that one down.

wow yeah so amazing, you'll be a smug smartass pervert in no time

Hey what Recon said is just a fact. If you don't want to look at dat ass or dem boobies. That's fine. You keep I dunno, looking at the floor or whatever it is that you do.

No, it's not a fact. Don't pretend that you know what others' motives are. You might -blam!- your pants at this one but not everything that girls do is to please you, or boys, and believe it or not some people wear clothes to express themselves, not to appear attractive. A person should be able to wear what they want and not be creeped out by relentless staring by some guy. You can stare at a girl all you want when you're watching -blam!- or when you're having sex, no need to perv on random girls that walk by.

That said, you can do so if you want and it doesn't harm anyone, it becomes kind of dickish when you actually start to make someone uncomfortable. But don't pretend you know someone's intentions while in all honesty you have no idea.

  • 11.03.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun


I try. I don't know if I have been caught.

Why do you try?


Because I don't want to seem like a pervert. I was looking at a girl's face in my Spanish class and she called me a pervert, so I thought to myself, " If that makes me a pervert, imagine what would happen if I got caught looking at her ass or boobs," but mind you I'm the shy, timid person. People in my class comment on her ass all the time but she doesn't say anything to them.

What do you have to lose? Even as a shy and timid person. Just look at dat ass and dem titties. What can she possibly do? Hurt your feelings by calling you pervert?


Ruin my social status.

hahahaha geezus. Seriously are American High Schools really that medieval? For a shy, timid person, social status shouldn't really mean much. If it doesn't matter to me, someone who's really not shy or timid, why should it matter to you?

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Posted by: G O R E25
No, it's not a fact. Don't pretend that you know what others' motives are. You might -blam!- your pants at this one but not everything that girls do is to please you, or boys, and believe it or not some people wear clothes to express themselves, not to appear attractive. A person should be able to wear what they want and not be creeped out by relentless staring by some guy. You can stare at a girl all you want when you're watching -blam!- or when you're having sex, no need to perv on random girls that walk by.

That said, you can do so if you want and it doesn't harm anyone, it becomes kind of dickish when you actually start to make someone uncomfortable. But don't pretend you know someone's intentions while in all honesty you have no idea.
5 star post right here.

  • 11.03.2012 2:31 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Never mind, didn't read the last sentence.

[Edited on 11.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Xanarxses
Well are you? I'm not. I have no reason to be. It's not like I'm going walk up to her and talk to her. lol
So how much of a shameless pervert are you?


I try. I don't know if I have been caught.

Why do you try?


Because I don't want to seem like a pervert. I was looking at a girl's face in my Spanish class and she called me a pervert, so I thought to myself, " If that makes me a pervert, imagine what would happen if I got caught looking at her ass or boobs," but mind you I'm the shy, timid person. People in my class comment on her ass all the time but she doesn't say anything to them.

What do you have to lose? Even as a shy and timid person. Just look at dat ass and dem titties. What can she possibly do? Hurt your feelings by calling you pervert?


LOL. I never get called out. They just kinda look at me in a stunned manner like "what're you doing???" and I just look away in order to break the eye contact before it gets too awkward... Works every time.

[Edited on 11.03.2012 2:34 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

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I'm a pretty good looking guy, or so I'm told. So I have no shame in checking out attractive women. Usually when they do catch me looking I give them a genuine smile. I've yet to have one get mad at me for it. Most of them seem to take it as a compliment and that's that.

I'll even do it in front of my girlfriend and she doesn't actually seem to care. Occasionally she'll give me a light-hearted shove and a playful look, but that's it. She knows I won't cheat, so she doesn't care if I look.

  • 11.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

It depends.

  • 11.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Not in the slightest.

  • 11.03.2012 2:36 PM PDT

I just nudge my bro/friend, and they know what im looking at.

  • 11.03.2012 2:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: snake eater1234

Posted by: Recon Number 54
To which I calmly reply with a smile, "Someone who apparently dresses to obtain attention and then is offended when they get some."
Wow, that...

Wow. I'm gonna have to write that one down.

wow yeah so amazing, you'll be a smug smartass pervert in no time

Hey what Recon said is just a fact. If you don't want to look at dat ass or dem boobies. That's fine. You keep I dunno, looking at the floor or whatever it is that you do.

No, it's not a fact. Don't pretend that you know what others' motives are. You might -blam!- your pants at this one but not everything that girls do is to please you, or boys, and believe it or not some people wear clothes to express themselves, not to appear attractive. A person should be able to wear what they want and not be creeped out by relentless staring by some guy. You can stare at a girl all you want when you're watching -blam!- or when you're having sex, no need to perv on random girls that walk by.

That said, you can do so if you want and it doesn't harm anyone, it becomes kind of dickish when you actually start to make someone uncomfortable. But don't pretend you know someone's intentions while in all honesty you have no idea.

woah relax mang. For someone that wears clothes that are pretty different from everything people around me wear, I can understand what you said more easilly. But yknow, I can't really watch -blam!- most of the time and I'm also a perma virgin so yeah. That being said, I'm somewhat compensating all the sex that I won't be having by being a perv with no shame or scruples. So yeah.

  • 11.03.2012 2:37 PM PDT

Ugh...

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Not really discreet at all.

  • 11.03.2012 2:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

how does that work? How do you check a girl out without looking at her?
Lol. It's called "no-look" because you don't look directly at your teammate when you pass him the ball. You rely instead on your peripheral vision, so I use that method for checking out girls. Like so.

  • 11.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Marinade
I'm a pretty good looking guy, or so I'm told. So I have no shame in checking out attractive women. Usually when they do catch me looking I give them a genuine smile. I've yet to have one get mad at me for it. Most of them seem to take it as a compliment and that's that.

I'll even do it in front of my girlfriend and she doesn't actually seem to care. Occasionally she'll give me a light-hearted shove and a playful look, but that's it. She knows I won't cheat, so she doesn't care if I look.

Well you seem to have your -blam!- together, -blam!-ly that is. But yknow, some people are not that well off when it comes to -blam!- activity or good looks. I'm MOSTLY speaking for myself even though I know that there are tons of people on the flood like that. But good for you I suppose.

  • 11.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT


Posted by: SneakerheadSwag

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

how does that work? How do you check a girl out without looking at her?
Lol. It's called "no-look" because you don't look directly at your teammate when you pass him the ball. You rely instead on your peripheral vision, so I use that method for checking out girls. Like so.


I used to use my peripherals as well but then I got short-sighted and my peripherals extend beyond my glasses' lenses so I can't use my peripherals anymore, so I gott turn my head dead one meaning I can no long be discreet about it. And I can't miss the opportunity because you gotta live life to the fullest like enjoying it's simple pleausures. It's kinda strange that I can't be discreet anymore though...

  • 11.03.2012 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: SneakerheadSwag

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

how does that work? How do you check a girl out without looking at her?
Lol. It's called "no-look" because you don't look directly at your teammate when you pass him the ball. You rely instead on your peripheral vision, so I use that method for checking out girls. Like so.

That was pretty funny but I don't play sports so I don't know.

  • 11.03.2012 2:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: snake eater1234

Posted by: Recon Number 54
To which I calmly reply with a smile, "Someone who apparently dresses to obtain attention and then is offended when they get some."
Wow, that...

Wow. I'm gonna have to write that one down.

wow yeah so amazing, you'll be a smug smartass pervert in no time

Hey what Recon said is just a fact. If you don't want to look at dat ass or dem boobies. That's fine. You keep I dunno, looking at the floor or whatever it is that you do.

No, it's not a fact. Don't pretend that you know what others' motives are. You might -blam!- your pants at this one but not everything that girls do is to please you, or boys, and believe it or not some people wear clothes to express themselves, not to appear attractive. A person should be able to wear what they want and not be creeped out by relentless staring by some guy. You can stare at a girl all you want when you're watching -blam!- or when you're having sex, no need to perv on random girls that walk by.
It's only perverted if you stare for too long and don't make a move on her. That said, if girls are going to leave any cleavage or what not exposed, they might as well not get upset when they have a pack of guys checking them out, because that's just asking for it.

  • 11.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT

Not much of a pervert. I love women (not entirely for sex), however I find it rude to look at their gears and rears.

  • 11.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mitochondrion

Posted by: SneakerheadSwag

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
If I can no-look pass in basketball and football with near 100% accuracy, I can definately no-look check them girls out. They never notice me admiring the view.

how does that work? How do you check a girl out without looking at her?
Lol. It's called "no-look" because you don't look directly at your teammate when you pass him the ball. You rely instead on your peripheral vision, so I use that method for checking out girls. Like so.


I used to use my peripherals as well but then I got short-sighted and my peripherals extend beyond my glasses' lenses so I can't use my peripherals anymore, so I gott turn my head dead one meaning I can no long be discreet about it. And I can't miss the opportunity because you gotta live life to the fullest like enjoying it's simple pleausures. It's kinda strange that I can't be discreet anymore though...

You don't need subtlety for this kind of thing.

  • 11.03.2012 2:45 PM PDT