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Subject: Halo 4 Review: It Sucks
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Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?

The problem with Halo 4 is basically that it isn't Halo 3 with a slightly different graphics style and maps. Halo 4 has these weird things called loadouts in multiplayer. Since these were popular in CoD this automatically means that CoD invented them. Seeing as Halo has Loadouts and Killcams this means that it is copying CoD which is ipso facto terrible because, for some reason, CoD is the worst game ever made. Whilst it could be argued that loadouts make the game fresh and new I do not like it because it reminds me of CoD and not Halo 3.

There are other fatal flaws in this game. One is that it looks identical and plays identical to Halo Reach. Because of this, I amusingly call the game Halo Reach 2.0 so others can see I have made a truly original observation. Halo Reach 2.0 is going to be terrible because Halo Reach was terrible, because that wasn't Halo 3 either. Another problem the two games share is that they don't respect the canon of the books enough. Unfortunately, Bungie the people who created the universe, think it is ok to override the books. Bungie have even encouraged 343 Industries to do the same.

A very big problem with the game, that deserves mention is how Master Chief's armour changes in cryosleep. This is literally impossible and is such a big deal to me that I will continue to never shut up about it in forums. 343 instantly ruined the game when they didn't think through such an issue. This is a really big deal and should not be taken lightly.

I could just load up and play Halo 3 but that would be too logical. Instead, I will waste my time on Bungie.net, a forum that has nothing to do with the future of Halo anymore, and will complain and nitpick about anything concerning Halo 4 and anything else of Halo.


Halo 4 sucks and it is a terrible game. Don't put your money into a CoD clone.

  • 11.03.2012 4:17 PM PDT

I'm getting black ops instead

  • 11.03.2012 4:17 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: UNHOLYCOOPERs GF
I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact.
Wonderful logic.

  • 11.03.2012 4:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: President Obama
Get out

Butthurt 343 fanboys inbound

  • 11.03.2012 4:18 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

After reading the whole thing, LOL.

[Edited on 11.03.2012 4:22 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2012 4:19 PM PDT

Is it Tuesday already?

  • 11.03.2012 4:19 PM PDT

I'll admit, this made me chuckle.

  • 11.03.2012 4:19 PM PDT


Posted by: UNHOLYCOOPERs GF
Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?

The problem with Halo 4 is basically that it isn't Halo 3 with a slightly different graphics style and maps. Halo 4 has these weird things called loadouts in multiplayer. Since these were popular in CoD this automatically means that CoD invented them. Seeing as Halo has Loadouts and Killcams this means that it is copying CoD which is ipso facto terrible because, for some reason, CoD is the worst game ever made. Whilst it could be argued that loadouts make the game fresh and new I do not like it because it reminds me of CoD and not Halo 3.

There are other fatal flaws in this game. One is that it looks identical and plays identical to Halo Reach. Because of this, I amusingly call the game Halo Reach 2.0 so others can see I have made a truly original observation. Halo Reach 2.0 is going to be terrible because Halo Reach was terrible, because that wasn't Halo 3 either. Another problem the two games share is that they don't respect the canon of the books enough. Unfortunately, Bungie the people who created the universe, think it is ok to override the books. Bungie have even encouraged 343 Industries to do the same.

A very big problem with the game, that deserves mention is how Master Chief's armour changes in cryosleep. This is literally impossible and is such a big deal to me that I will continue to never shut up about it in forums. 343 instantly ruined the game when they didn't think through such an issue. This is a really big deal and should not be taken lightly.

I could just load up and play Halo 3 but that would be too logical. Instead, I will waste my time on Bungie.net, a forum that has nothing to do with the future of Halo anymore, and will complain and nitpick about anything concerning Halo 4 and anything else of Halo.


Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?


lel
Halo 4 sucks and it is a terrible game. Don't put your money into a CoD clone.


lol

[Edited on 11.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT

I love you

I lol'd.

  • 11.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT

I will own everyone in Halo: Reach

Ok, thanks.

  • 11.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT

Vinnie White

Remember the name.


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Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: UNHOLYCOOPERs GF
I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact.
Wonderful logic.


This.

And cool opinion bro, too bad most don't agree, and neither do I.


I am pretty sure he is just taking the piss guys...

  • 11.03.2012 4:21 PM PDT

<3

AC3 instead. well, 343i not only collected thousands via pre-order but will rack up more cash for a terrible game. What makes me laugh is that 343i can't even write their own engine, they had to copy the one from Reach! Shame on 343i for a bad game and shame on Bungie for selling Halo. Well, who wants to play Reach?

  • 11.03.2012 4:21 PM PDT

Wow, people really don't get it, huh?

  • 11.03.2012 4:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: HundredJono
Is it Tuesday already?

  • 11.03.2012 4:22 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

lol at the people who thought this was a serious post.

[Edited on 11.03.2012 4:25 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.

Heh, it was funny :D

  • 11.03.2012 4:23 PM PDT

I love you


Posted by: WinyPit82
lol at the people who thoughts this was a serious post.
This. So many lol's at the people who didn't read also.

  • 11.03.2012 4:24 PM PDT
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Gimme 20 taters!

You guys really need to actually read the post before commenting lol...

  • 11.03.2012 4:25 PM PDT

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8/10
Made me laugh.

  • 11.03.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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It is such a bad game I'm considering loading up Halo 3: ODST. This was a terrible game even though it was made on Halo 3's engine which was the best Halo game.

  • 11.03.2012 4:28 PM PDT

I love you


Posted by: UNHOLYCOOPERs GF
It is such a bad game I'm considering loading up Halo 3: ODST. This was a terrible game even though it was made on Halo 3's engine which was the best Halo game.
You should quit while you're ahead.

  • 11.03.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Join Halo Haven for all things related to Halo 4


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If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

It's only funny because it is happening.

  • 11.03.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Dat post u gotta read it frst b4 commentin bro

  • 11.03.2012 4:37 PM PDT
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A lot of people aren't reading the OP and catching the OBVIOUS SARCASM.

9/10 Gave me a little laugh.

  • 11.03.2012 4:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mooondance
it was boring
You complain about everything getting boring sooner or later.

That gave me quite a chuckle.

  • 11.03.2012 4:40 PM PDT

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