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Posted by: Duardo
I'd love to be a 10 year old and tell my mom I'm going on an adventure out into the world catching Pokemon, with her full support. Never mind the fact that there are rapists, criminals, and murders out there, or the fact that I may get killed by a Pokemon.
Luckily I have Pikachu.
Posted by: I Am Ding Ding
Hello again, in this post, I will be less of an -blam!-. >:3
Now, to some of the Halo 3's "not-so-smart" things. (And just other random ramblings that I feel like talking about).
Master Chief's Face
I have seen threads that have something to do with Master Chief's face like...a million times. The question mainly is..."Should we see Master Chief's face?" (being nice is killing me).
Well, most of us say no, because that would ruin the hero/mysterious feel about him. Other's say yes and have come up with ridiculous ideas of what he make look like. I also say no, let him be a mystery.
My point: Stop making threads about whether or not we should see his face. Please.
(rage...growing....gah!)
*snaps back*
Vehicular Mansl--.....Vehicles
I have seen quite a few threads on vehicles (one obviously isn't enough) and some are good, others are reta--....not so good. For instance:
1. The Jetpack - Master Chief in a jetpack is not such a great idea. Not only do I want to watch a couple ton super soldier's legs dangling in the air like a blind kid's pinata...it just doesn't fit with Halo. Sure the Elites had them, but that was because they were in space and obviously needed them. Master Chief in space, didn't need a jetpack, why? Because he could jump high enough do to the low gravity and such.
My Point: No jetpacks, for the sake of a helpless, airborne Master Chief getting owned by a banshee.
2. Dragons and Other Mystical Creatures (...couldn't help it XD)
Yes, there was a thread about someone wanting a Dragon in Halo 3. Something that would put the Hunters and Brutes to shame. Then, why, you ask, is this in the vehicle column? Well, simply because the genious that thought up this brilliant idea [/sarcasm] said it could become a ridable vehicle in MP. Yes, a ridable Dragon in match-making. Isn't that brilliant? I suppose we could also have it shoot fireballs, and have Master Chief running around with a sword and shield saving princesses in castles.
3. Gunships and Helicopters
I'm going to make this short because it is SO obvious. If there is going to be any new flying vehicles in Halo 3, it will be the Pelican, the Phantom, and the Shadow (land unit). Not the B-52 stealth bomber that shoots swords, can hold up to 100 players, and has an option to be tye-dye colored.
My point: Stay off crack.
A Collection of Weapon Ideas
This is mainly just some silly-nilly (omg...being nice sucks) things that people in the ingenious [/sarcasm] Halo 3 Forum have come up with.
1. Grenade Shooting
Ok, some people have come up with the brilliant idea that we should be able to shoot grenades that are airborne with the BR, Carbine, etc. Well, some people obviously haven't played Match-making. Not only does this already exist, but it is quite annoying.
Some people want the ability to shoot plasma grenades out of the air. Well, if were going to do that, let's have the plasma grenade stick to the bullet so you can send it back at the person that threw it? Yeah, that works great until you are the person throwing the grenade.
[me joke] Can you say boom-erang? [/lame joke]
2. Yes, I must discuss with you the Halo 1 Pistol of Power...again
Ok, for me, I really don't have much room discussing the Halo 1 pistol because I only played campaign on Halo 1 and messed around with gametypes. I have never been to a Halo 1 LAN party. I will just base it off of other people's complaints and arguments.
Most people believe that the H1 pistol was overpowered due to its ablilty to kill in 3-5 shots. I agree with that. Then, we have the argument over realism, that the pistol bullet is whatever size and has awesome power. Well, I think they should just bring back the Magnum. The magnum was an all around decent, close range weapon. Ohh, wait....nevermind on that, we completely SCREWED that gun. The magnum is completely pointless now. Whatever power it has left must be used at almost point blank range to be effective.
3. Grenades
"Many of us" want another grenade type. Some of us want "many of us" to go to K-Mart and buy some IQ. Some of the grenade ideas are...well...stupid (OMG I SAID STUPID!!). Fire grenades is the last thing I want to worry about. Fire grenades would save your life about as well as a drunk Spiderman.
Then, we have the people who want the EMP and Flash Bang. Why? Obviously you haven't played Battlefield 2: Modern Combat online. If you are in range of someone that threw 3 flash bangs, you can't see -blam!-. The screen is all white and all you could see are the emblems of your teammates. As for Smoke grenades, sure they would be effective if you were using it to distract the sniper but up close, what would be the point? Your enemy would still have the red crosshair.
My Point: IF the Halo 1 pistol makes its way into Halo 3, I do not, DO NOT, want to see one complaining post about how the pistol is too powerful. If I do, I will be the first one in there, to tell you, that you brought it on yourself and it's your own damn fault.
My OTHER point: Stop messing with the setup of the weapons, let Bungie decide what needs to be toned down or improved. If you decide to complain about a gun in Halo 3 and Bungie takes it into consideration and changes it, affecting all who use it, I will seriously [horrible words not even suitable for the internet].
My Other Other point: One new grenade is all we need, IF THAT. None of this ten grenade crap.
Girl Spartan Armor
Obviously Master Chief and an Elite skin wasn't good enough for you people? Now we have to complain about Halo being sexist and that we need girl spartan armor. No, we do not need Girl Spartan Armor. I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't think it's necessary. UNLESS, in Halo 3, one of the girl spartans was to appear in the game. I would be fine if they put in a girl spartan skin. It would just bother me some to see someone with girl spartan armor and have it being some gender-confused 8 year old boy with ADHD screaming at me.
Not trying to be sexist or making fun of the people with ADHD or ADD...just trying to prove a point.
Some Final things I wanted to add
All of your guys theories are great, just some make no sense. Please, bring down the theories a bit. At least have someone read it before you post it...please!
It is spelled Master C-H-I-E-F ok? None of this Cheif crap.
Also, for many of us in the Forums...it is R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S...not rediculous.
I'm not a person that likes to point out mistakes in spelling, but those are the 2 major ones I could think of. Also....one more thing....CORK!! *giggles uncontrollably for the massive inside joke*
This is the end of my rant. Thank you for reading. Many of the topics may not have much because it is 12:30...uhh...in the morning. I am tired and ready for bed.
*Many of these topics were brought to my attention by:
Guns of August
I KILL GRUNTS
Thanks guys*
Fin*
*That means The End for anyone who hasn't passed 3rd grade.
I agree with you 100%, there are so many dumb ass theories and ideas it's not even funny!
Also if somebody wants Girl Spartan armor change your color to pnk and purple... that way little 8 year old kids can freak more of us out, lol.
[Edited on 6/30/2006]