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Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Realizes that a fap chain has been started around self.*

*Bell rings*

*Uses key out of cell that he had bee pretending not to have to entire time and sneaks out of school. Since this is the last period of the day, goes some. Releases entire supply of Chlorine gas into the school before leaving.*

Ooooooh yeah that's right, I should be getting out of here right about now. If you guys smell anything strange, don't worry. Someone just farted.

  • 11.04.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Join the Outer Haven group!


Posted by: President Romney

Posted by: The Moniter
*steals a mini mobile(tm) Big Red Button from Pres. Romney.*
*steals back button*

Sorry brah, this button is mine and only I get to press it.
*presses button*


It's ok, I've got the purple one marked 'release'. *push*

  • 11.04.2012 8:40 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: RedXRulez
and some shady guy is selling Narcotics in the Parking lot. Wow.

hey! it's just,uh, some Flintstones vitamins yo!
um, you want some...?

Back to school, back to school, to show my daddy i'm not a fool!

  • 11.04.2012 8:40 PM PDT


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Realizes that a fap chain has been started around self.*

*Bell rings*

*Uses key out of cell that he had bee pretending not to have to entire time and sneaks out of school. Since this is the last period of the day, goes some. Releases entire supply of Chlorine gas into the school before leaving.*

Magical sperm creates a bubble which surrounds me and protects me from the gas.

  • 11.04.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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Sup.


Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: Facts

Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: Facts
I'm single, if anyone is interested.

Not anymore you aren't.

I broke up with you.

*Grabs Facts and throws to the floor* Bad Facts!

Mr. Teacher, he's bullying me...help D:

  • 11.04.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: President Obama
Get out


Posted by: RedXRulez
So let's get this straight: So far, in "Class", Mitt Romney got punched in the face and shot, Some guy is trapped in a cage and getting fapped on, A girl got shanked with a Pencil, The teacher got banged, A failed Chemical explosion occured, and some shady guy is selling Narcotics in the Parking lot. Wow.
*says in firelord ozai voice*

IM STILL ALIVE

  • 11.04.2012 8:41 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.

  • 11.04.2012 8:41 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect


Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.

*Hands $2 and a watermelon* Show me.

  • 11.04.2012 8:41 PM PDT

There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.


Posted by: Facts
I'm single, if anyone is interested.

Maybe i could take you out to dinner sometime babe? Not that it'll be somewhere very fancy cause i dont want to invest a lot, but we'll see.

  • 11.04.2012 8:42 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.
You sir just earned 10 dollars.
*Pulls out a $10 bill.*

  • 11.04.2012 8:42 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

*enters room*

*sees facts with shirt off, Romney fighting, fap chain, cages, and sunnyboy viciously making love with the teacher on a desk covered in -blam!-*



*leaves room*

  • 11.04.2012 8:42 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.

*Hands $2 and a watermelon* Show me.
Get over here Raptor, we're going to "take your temperature".

  • 11.04.2012 8:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: President Obama
Get out

*randomly punches Zuuru in the face*

  • 11.04.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.

*Sees that the demon class has not responded to the Chlorine*

*Releases very fast death factor into school.*

  • 11.04.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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Sup.


Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
*enters room*

*sees facts with shirt off*

*leaves room*

I'm a girl,
you might wanna come back ;)

  • 11.04.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.
You sir just earned 10 dollars.
*Pulls out a $10 bill.*
"Alright Ms. Stacey, you're playing hard to get, but check out this chest."

*I start to strip and the teacher's jaw drops*

  • 11.04.2012 8:44 PM PDT


Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
*puts on gas mask*
*resumes hot -blam!- sex with dart ra*

Nope I'm covered in magic sperm.

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: Facts

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
*enters room*

*sees facts with shirt off*

*leaves room*

I'm a girl,
you might wanna come back ;)
WHORE!
*Shank*

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

oh dear, no one seems to care about me. What must I do to become cool?

I got it!

I WILL SEX THE JANITOR

*poops in floor to attract wild janitor*

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.

*enters classroom*
I heard they was,uh, teaching the human anatomy here. Looks like they was right.

Posted by: carpet brain
Get over here Raptor, we're going to "take your temperature".

I'll do it. You know, if it means like, extra credit.

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.

*Hands $2 and a watermelon* Show me.
Get over here Raptor, we're going to "take your temperature".

*Holds Raptor on the ground for you*

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97

Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.

*Sees that the demon class has not responded to the Chlorine*

*Releases very fast death factor into school.*
"My energy is at an all time high (even for my standards), I don't need to breath. Thus, I am not affected by the poison."

  • 11.04.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
I'll fap to anything for $5, and I'll stick anything up the teacher's pooper for a mere $2.
What will you do for $10?
I'll strip in the 1st grade classroom and continue to seduce the teacher.
You sir just earned 10 dollars.
*Pulls out a $10 bill.*
"Alright Ms. Stacey, you're playing hard to get, but check out this chest."

*I start to strip and the teacher's jaw drops*
*Records on an Iphone*
*Laughs*

  • 11.04.2012 8:46 PM PDT