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Subject: This thread is a classroom

Allons-y!

*sits quietly in the center of the classroom and straightens bowtie*

  • 11.04.2012 9:09 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

"We need some more graphic violence!"

*Breaks into a local Gamestop and steals all their copies of Halo 4 and CoD Black Ops*

*Starts bonfire, tossing in the copies of the games, and tosses in Ms. Stacey (sorry babe, students and teachers can't exactly have relationships) and Raptor (I hope your -BLAM- hole feels beter soon!).

  • 11.04.2012 9:10 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

*Chemisry stash explodes due to poor handling of reactive substaces*

*Dies, and irradiates the entirety of Paris due to the plutonium.*

  • 11.04.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Hey who wants some pizza?
*orders pizza for whole class*
"I want Pineapples and fried Penguin on mine!"

  • 11.04.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: darthnilhilus97
*Chemisry stash explodes due to poor handling of reactive substaces*

*Dies, and irradiates the entirety of Paris due to the plutonium.*
"This seems familiar, did it not happen earlier today?"

  • 11.04.2012 9:11 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect


Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Hey who wants some pizza?
*orders pizza for whole class*

I would like a 92 inch Supreme, please.

  • 11.04.2012 9:12 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect

*Drags a large, overbearing nuclear bomb into the middle of the classroom and leaves it there*

  • 11.04.2012 9:13 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick


Posted by: carpet brain
"We need some more graphic violence!"

*Breaks into a local Gamestop and steals all their copies of Halo 4 and CoD Black Ops*

*Starts bonfire, tossing in the copies of the games, and tosses in Ms. Stacey (sorry babe, students and teachers can't exactly have relationships) and Raptor (I hope your -BLAM- hole feels beter soon!).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tackles him and saves a copy of Halo 4*
*Runs off*

  • 11.04.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Hey who wants some pizza?
*orders pizza for whole class*

I would like a 92 inch Supreme, please.
"I have a 92 inch Supreme... in my fridge."

  • 11.04.2012 9:14 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: Zuuru

Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Hey who wants some pizza?
*orders pizza for whole class*

I would like a 92 inch Supreme, please.
"I have a 92 inch Supreme... in my fridge."

I have one in my pants, but hey, hey, who's countin' right?

  • 11.04.2012 9:15 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick

*Rides off in a convertible while pumping this*
*Flips off a police cruiser*

  • 11.04.2012 9:16 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
"We need some more graphic violence!"

*Breaks into a local Gamestop and steals all their copies of Halo 4 and CoD Black Ops*

*Starts bonfire, tossing in the copies of the games, and tosses in Ms. Stacey (sorry babe, students and teachers can't exactly have relationships) and Raptor (I hope your -BLAM- hole feels beter soon!).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tackles him and saves a copy of Halo 4*
*Runs off*
*Calls in Bungie*

"Hey, we've got a runner. We'll get him after phase 2."

*I send a text to every member of Bungie, and they proceed to do the same thing I did. I call Jenkins and inform him of the runner.*

*Calls up Marty O'Donnell*

"Hey Marty! It's Carpet! It's time for phase 2. Get the bombs ready in 343i, Activision, and EA's headquarters. By the way, you should definetly make a soundtrack for this."

  • 11.04.2012 9:16 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Slips out of class*

  • 11.04.2012 9:17 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Okay the fried penguin and pineapple pizza and the 92 inch supreme is on its eay
"Oh yeah! While we're waiting, anyone want to go Sea Otter hunting?"

  • 11.04.2012 9:24 PM PDT

Allons-y!

*finishes straightening bowtie and stands up and slaps the teacher in the face, then calmly walks out of the room*

  • 11.04.2012 9:38 PM PDT

You can find me lurking the flood. Bring snacks.

*ditches and goes to the band room*

  • 11.04.2012 9:49 PM PDT

Drop my pencil 100 times while trying to spin it around like a l33t ninja.

  • 11.04.2012 9:49 PM PDT
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Why do you click that arrow?

If we leave the classroom, do we get a gravity hammer to the face?

  • 11.04.2012 9:52 PM PDT
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*blows everything up*

  • 11.04.2012 9:53 PM PDT

*Draws things nobody understands and cuts arm under the desk*

Sigh, same -blam!-, different classroom.

  • 11.04.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Posted by: AlmondJoy99
*sits quietly in the center of the classroom and straightens bowtie*
Are we the only rational gentlemen here?

  • 11.04.2012 9:58 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

This class is terrible. I'm moving classes!

  • 11.04.2012 9:59 PM PDT