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Subject: This thread is a classroom

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: Mac12
If we leave the classroom, do we get a gravity hammer to the face?
"Yes, and I'll stick a watermelon up your -BLAM- hole, like I did to Raptor.

  • 11.04.2012 10:00 PM PDT

This is my alt account.

Main: DarkONI

*plays Pokemon on a game boy color*

  • 11.04.2012 10:00 PM PDT

"Before you insult someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. This way, when you insult them, you are a mile away and have their shoes."

Well people... when a man and a woman love each other very much, they go to an island in their dreams, steal a child, the child jumps into the mother, and then it's in there for 9 months!

Horrible, amirite?

  • 11.04.2012 10:03 PM PDT

Paintball is awesome!!!!!
Check out My youtube Channel

*Walks into class looks around...
*Not Bad, Sits in desk behind everyone and video tapes

  • 11.04.2012 10:16 PM PDT

"Well if that's not you tickling my foot, then who is?"


Posted by: FunkyMonkey813
*explodes*

  • 11.04.2012 10:59 PM PDT

I like Halo: Reach. I think its a fun game. What i DON'T like about it is that the maps such as SwordBase is terrible. I don't hate armor lock, but i can say it can sometimes get annoying. Bloom doesn't bother me either.


Posted by: davadude
Well people... when a man and a woman love each other very much, they go to an island in their dreams, steal a child, the child jumps into the mother, and then it's in there for 9 months!

Horrible, amirite?

Nah, Not really.

  • 11.04.2012 11:05 PM PDT

My new account replacing my old one, Big fat slob 50.
Make no attempt to contact me through that account, as you will only get an automatic reply telling you to contact this account instead.

Original Join Date: 03.09.2009
Original Title: Noble Heroic Member

I have to pee, but I forgot my pass! Can I borrow one?

  • 11.04.2012 11:08 PM PDT

What is with these -blam!- ing motherfu-blam!- snakes on this mother-blam!-ing plane. I'm about to open some windows.

  • 11.04.2012 11:08 PM PDT

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  • 11.04.2012 11:12 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

*Sits in 1st Period AP World history*

*Before class starts*

*Teacher walks in*

*Proceeds to knock all my books on the floor*

*Keeps walking and laughs*

Based on a true story.

  • 11.04.2012 11:25 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

*hands out blood pellets under the table*
*starts a 'fight' with other kids*

  • 11.04.2012 11:30 PM PDT

Posted by: BIGTIME889
omg im so drunk how did i get in this thread sry if makes no sense lol!
Posted by: Sgt Peanut
I'm not actually -blam!-, I just hate boobs.

I like to tape strawberries to my tits.

The Real Flood School


Legendary.

  • 11.04.2012 11:49 PM PDT
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You make out with midgets.

Teacher - "Please turn to page 69."

Me - "LAAAWWWLLLL!!! 69!!!"

  • 11.04.2012 11:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: BoyceKRP
The Real Flood School


Legendary.
Hey, there's no Business Class!

Come on, where are the BComm, BBA, and BAcc kids at?

  • 11.04.2012 11:56 PM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

*skips class*

  • 11.05.2012 12:45 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

Slowly loosing my will to live.

  • 11.05.2012 12:59 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Strider1115
Teacher - "Please turn to page 69."

Me - "LAAAWWWLLLL!!! 69!!!"


You can just feel the giggling in the classroom when that number is spoken.

  • 11.05.2012 1:08 AM PDT

The teacher is raping me guys

  • 11.05.2012 1:48 AM PDT
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Im drawing in my book instead of doing work.

  • 11.05.2012 2:20 AM PDT
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*Starts fukken fighting with everyone in the classroom, then gets picked up and goes sailing out of the window*

  • 11.05.2012 2:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Astelan
*plays Pokemon on a game boy color*


trade you squirtle for a charmander?

  • 11.05.2012 2:30 AM PDT

Dream Crusher

*Writes a profanity on the white board in permanent marker before the teacher walks in*

  • 11.05.2012 3:06 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

*browsing bnet*

bnetception?

  • 11.05.2012 3:10 AM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: underwaterCOMIX

Posted by: carpet brain
"We need some more graphic violence!"

*Breaks into a local Gamestop and steals all their copies of Halo 4 and CoD Black Ops*

*Starts bonfire, tossing in the copies of the games, and tosses in Ms. Stacey (sorry babe, students and teachers can't exactly have relationships) and Raptor (I hope your -BLAM- hole feels beter soon!).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tackles him and saves a copy of Halo 4*
*Runs off*
*Calls in Bungie*

"Hey, we've got a runner. We'll get him after phase 2."

*I send a text to every member of Bungie, and they proceed to do the same thing I did. I call Jenkins and inform him of the runner.*

*Calls up Marty O'Donnell*

"Hey Marty! It's Carpet! It's time for phase 2. Get the bombs ready in 343i, Activision, and EA's headquarters. By the way, you should definetly make a soundtrack for this."
"Now that Bungie has overthrown Activision, EA, and 343i (Jenkins, start loading them on the slingshot!), they can continue onto step 7 (yes, two phases then the final step). The Bungie we all know and love is back."

  • 11.05.2012 6:21 AM PDT

Death to rank junkies.

*Sleeps*

  • 11.05.2012 6:23 AM PDT