Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.
Wait, so we could either:
1) Have the best mailsack ever or,
2) Just ask a question?
I'm sticking with 1.