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Bungie is pretty limp wristed for some of the stuff they do to people. I mean some one put a w after me and there like whos mew? he's the super power poke'mon NO the person just had a finger slip on his keyboard I mean come on Bungie grow up oh and flag wars is pretty limp wristed

[Edited on 6/30/2006]

  • 06.30.2006 11:18 PM PDT
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Ah, dude go check on some of the public schools. And check some of the kids work it's going to be spell crazy. Specially from the once that try to shorten the work. All my friends at school write getto and thats hard to read. Better put on my invisability cloak on before they see it. lol

Can't wait to fight the covenant and really kick some bottoms. AI is the best and finally something that will keep me on my toes.

  • 06.30.2006 11:34 PM PDT
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"ok i dout there is any thing you can do and if so o well. ok this happend a wile ago but i have not had the time to come here i had an xbox and it brock so i bout a used one because i did not have the monney to i gat home and put my gamertag on the xbox and when on live when i gat on it seid i was band from match making. i was wondering why. then i gat a xbox 360 a few days ago and put my gammer on there thinking it was just that xbox was wierd or something but it told me the same thing. i was just wondering if thiers any thing i can do? my gammertag is [withheld]
thank you

p.s. sorry i cant spell im only 13"

He shames all of us who are 13

Note: new to bungie.net, anyway I can quote that?

  • 06.30.2006 11:44 PM PDT
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it was a test to determine the reactions of the internet public to lack of information, nothing! go check it out for your self.
http://www.eon8.com/deployed21b.php
and ive been waiting for weeks to see if it was something kool.

  • 06.30.2006 11:51 PM PDT
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I just have one little question and that is. Why are all these people saying that there acount is beening subspended for some stupid reason. Granded some of the stories are very funny,but are all these people beening band form Halo for some junked up reason?

  • 06.30.2006 11:57 PM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

I'm loven' Whaaambulance, but... I really am hoping Bungie is investigating these fully and working with the Microsoft peeps to make sure they aren't banning the wrong people.

  • 07.01.2006 12:18 AM PDT
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Do peopel EVER learn that their letters are gonna be put in the waaaahmbulance?

I'm drooling over H3 campaign now....

  • 07.01.2006 12:21 AM PDT
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The whambulance is my favorite. Its amazing that anybody would send a company an email in an attempt to reconcile, and perhaps recive a refund, with numerous gramatical and spelling errors. The stories these "cheaters" make up are also one of a kind. There are great lies and there bad lies. To tell a great lie, one must tell have knowledge and wit. To tell a bad lie one must have a keyboard. LOL . Seriously, these stories make no sense.

  • 07.01.2006 12:23 AM PDT
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i guess you cant tell if there lieing or not , i think if they were smart theyd just buy another account , and learn their lesson that cheating is -blam!-.....

  • 07.01.2006 12:31 AM PDT

Your lord and Mexican master,
killal0t

i love peopel who cant spell. and i still want to know, what the crap is eon8.com?

  • 07.01.2006 12:36 AM PDT

Your lord and Mexican master,
killal0t

hahaha, damn. people*

  • 07.01.2006 12:36 AM PDT
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I love that the "13 year old" can't spell. He isn't 13. I spelled better at 9.

  • 07.01.2006 12:52 AM PDT
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"Larger than a grunt"...

Hm... coulda been an elite, but thats unlikely. A Brute or Hunter? Perhaps, but then why be so vague?

Uh.... Predators, anyone?

  • 07.01.2006 12:56 AM PDT
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I am 13 are you making fun I my spelling? not all of us act dumb to get are acount back
P.S. I never cheat and hate cheaters!!

  • 07.01.2006 12:58 AM PDT

Wooo

Go Scotland.

  • 07.01.2006 1:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: kolton
I am 13 are you making fun I my spelling? not all of us act dumb to get are acount back
P.S. I never cheat and hate cheaters!!


So it was you. CHEATER!

  • 07.01.2006 1:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: ATH3NS
Awsome post Frankie


Join Threads (the brotherhood group) today plz
OMG, WTF IZ "PLZ?" Why can't anyone use proper grammar on these forums? Is it too much to ask for you to put at least some kind of effort in your posts? This is a forum, not a chat room. Please post in kind.

  • 07.01.2006 1:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Master_Shryne
I love that the "13 year old" can't spell. He isn't 13. I spelled better at 9.
I am most certainly with you on that, Brother.

  • 07.01.2006 1:44 AM PDT

Posted by: Whiner
I Put my Gammer

ok i dout there is any thing you can do and if so o well. ok this happend a wile ago but i have not had the time to come here i had an xbox and it brock so i bout a used one because i did not have the monney to i gat home and put my gamertag on the xbox and when on live when i gat on it seid i was band from match making. i was wondering why. then i gat a xbox 360 a few days ago and put my gammer on there thinking it was just that xbox was wierd or something but it told me the same thing. i was just wondering if thiers any thing i can do? my gammertag is [withheld]
thank you

p.s. sorry i cant spell im only 13


Well, at least you apologized for that spelling. Is this typical spelling for a 13-yeard old? Folks?


That hurts to read. Perhaps the worst thing about it is when he somehow types "ga"t instead of "got", when "a" and "o" are just about the furthest two letters from each other on a keyboard.

  • 07.01.2006 2:02 AM PDT
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At least when I submitted my email to the "Waaahmbulance", I fixed up all my grammer (here's hoping). I just wanted a reply as to why it happend. In the end I figured out the problem myself with no reply.

I was Temp. Suspended from Matchmaking. Here's a lesson, Don't play when your ISP decides to slow the connection becuase you downloaded more than the allowance.

It really sucks, the system gives you host when you have crappy upload speeds, and then you get accused for cheating (standby). Both parties are at fault, me for downloading too much, and bungie for making the system give me host when I have no good upload speeds.

  • 07.01.2006 2:39 AM PDT
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Ok, so your friends sister dropped your Xbox out of a Window? Hmm, thats sounds like a great place to take your xbox to!!

  • 07.01.2006 2:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: THE CHIEF 87
what exactly is the email address that people send those whaaambulance emails to? i've always wanted to send an email (just a general email, not a whinge), but i have never seen an address anywhere...

  • 07.01.2006 2:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: killal0t is mad
i love peopel who cant spell. and i still want to know, what the crap is eon8.com?

dude! can u not read or something! 6 posts above u. 19 above me.

no but really it was a test to determine the reactions of the internet public to lack of information. it was a site that only gave a front page with links on, it that were passwored protected. a deployment tracker. and a page that had a list of a whole bunch of websites and coded number/letters next to each one. no one kenw what it was and there was lots of speculations about what it could be. such as global virus, a nuclear terrorest site, and viral marketing(like http://www.stop-polarneft.com). but it turned out to be a bored person who wanted to see what would happen if he made a mysterious site.

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  • 07.01.2006 3:33 AM PDT
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wow, about that 13 year old kid... don't flame, maybe he's from europe or something. pretty pathetic to joke about that. how about you guys spell your next update in perfect italian?

  • 07.01.2006 4:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: AquaJay
i love the wambulance.


Ditto. Probably the best stuff to date. I have zero sympathy for these losers. Keep up the good work guys ;)

  • 07.01.2006 5:25 AM PDT