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Subject: The Bungie Weekly Update
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Don't talk your a friggen noob. YOu haven'y played enought to understand how annoying this game can get with all it problems.

What did I tell you about the keyboard, boy?

  • 07.01.2006 5:57 AM PDT
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Bungie: 1,000,001 ... Cheaters: 0. Never fails to amaze me the amount of people who want unbanned. "Pwease Mr Bungie Sir... I didnt mean to cheat!" Serves them right they need to quit dulling down the experience of Halo Matchmatchmaking... The can go play some other game that requires D.I.Y idiots changing everything! They want different maps go buy a game that has a mapmaking option!

The Whambulance replies are the funniest things i've seen in a long time. Just... "Nope". Shame for the "Please dont put this on your site" guy bet he wishes he didnt say that now.

  • 07.01.2006 6:02 AM PDT
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lmao every time about the plea mails from the cheatn00bs keep it up bungie!

  • 07.01.2006 6:12 AM PDT
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hey sweet there's going to be grunts in halo 3 and a small cavern. Nice update!

  • 07.01.2006 6:21 AM PDT
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I Hope You Can See This Because I'm Doing It As Hard As I Can!

We Need a level like the movie "The Hills Have Eyes"
that would be teh awesomeness! CHAAAAAAA

  • 07.01.2006 6:24 AM PDT
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I Hope You Can See This Because I'm Doing It As Hard As I Can!

dUDE! I'm a freakin skull with a afro! Sweet!

  • 07.01.2006 6:25 AM PDT
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Yea, that would be sweet

  • 07.01.2006 6:40 AM PDT

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Ill still be here while everything around me crumbles into dust
thats how Legendary i am

The more you know
Did you know elites are doggy's they love to bark at warthogs also are part dinosaur

Great update .

  • 07.01.2006 6:45 AM PDT
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I can tell you that that isn't the typical spelling for a 13-year old. It sounded more like by friend's 5-year old sister. BTW, in your reply to that letter you said: "Well, at least you apologized for that spelling. Is this typical spelling for a 13-yeard old? Folks?" I really hope you meant to misspell "year" as "yeard"....

  • 07.01.2006 6:54 AM PDT

Not to encorage modding but, I like cheaters. When they get banned you get to read the hate mail Bungie Studios gets from them.

  • 07.01.2006 6:56 AM PDT

I just read the email "HomeSchooled" and think I know why that kid is getting banned numerusly. They must have bought used consoles which have been modded. Just remember to always buy a new console, if you buy a used one than delete all Halo 2 data on its hardrive.

[Edited on 7/1/2006]

  • 07.01.2006 7:03 AM PDT
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haha i would have been going off on the Sweary Mary email....Bungie works hard and I <3 them.

  • 07.01.2006 7:27 AM PDT

"Many Shots, One Kill.... Sometimes"
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Damn you, Bostech and Mythline!

I love those pathetic letters, too. Any chance Bungie could let us know what happens to those loosers when we report them. It would help us to see that our concerns have helped. Keep up the great work.

  • 07.01.2006 7:30 AM PDT
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Excellent Wahmbulance Frankie, but I thnink you should critcise more on their spelling.

I think its ridicuals when that guy who cheated said "i will help u find cheaters. if i could work for bungie. that would be my job because i hate cheaters so much that ill spend a whole day taking down one cheater if i have to. so please lift my suspension

Thats like a mass murderer saying "Yeah, I'd like to work at this police station"

Except with more spelling mishaps...

  • 07.01.2006 7:52 AM PDT
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I love reading the pothetic e-mails too. You would think the guy that got banned and susspended five times, would finnally learn. thumbs up on this update

  • 07.01.2006 8:32 AM PDT

Signature for rent

I'm going to do an impression of a cheater who wants their account back

"i did nt mod unbn me plz i didt mod, mah kat ded. its liker eal smrt. so i saw it plyin myxbox and i asked it wat it was doing and it sayd that iw was m00ding and i was like nu im gunnar get banned!!!!111! and then i did )= plz unban me. i didnt mod my kat did."


XD

Translation:

"I didn't mod, unban me please! My cat modded! It is the smartest cat in the world. So I saw it playing my Xbox and I asked it what it was doing and it said that it was modding Halo 2 and I was like "NOOOOOOO! I'm gonna get banned!" and then I did. )=. Please unban me. I didn't mod, my cat did."

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  • 07.01.2006 8:35 AM PDT

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hey guys great update and great stuff from the waaaahmbulance!!!! i love that kinda stuff and to see how stupid cheaters are and how they beg when they want their account un banned.....great update and keep it up guys!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.01.2006 8:53 AM PDT
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Ok....now i may be the first of few to say that i disagree on some of the e-mails posted, but the one in all caps was compelling. I really think its a bad example that Frankie has given us to ignore certain people for certain things. His e-mail sounded very very legit and i don't know why you would ignore it. This is a shame to see an American so unlawful. Do not discriminate, for it leads to unjustice, wrongful doings, and KARMA, yes, karma. So Frankie, rethink that while you go to bed at night.....please note i still worship you. :)

bungie banned him for a reason, sure it maybe sounded "legit" but bungie wouldn't ban you for no reason

  • 07.01.2006 8:59 AM PDT
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The lack of intelligencwe amongst these cheaters is amazing. No wonder people think us Americans are idiots. If you are going to cheat, don't complain when you get banned. If you are going to whine to Bungie the sollow a couple of little ground rules: 1. DOn't incriminate yourself. By saying "The only time I cheated...." you are admitting to cheating and confirming why Bungie banned you in the first place. 2. Don't say your {insert family member or friend} is the one who cheated. You are responsible for your account and all who play on it. 3. The law is not on your side here. you agreed to Terms of Service before getting on XBOX Live. Chaeating breaks the TOS; the end. Not to mention that modding Bungie's maps is breaking a number of copyright laws. 4. If you are going to write a letter trying to get your ban lifted, do yourself a favor and learnt he rules of grammar and spelling. Maybe (and I do stress MAYBE) if you come across as an intelligent human being, you will have a one million to one shot of getting your ban lifted. When you use words like 0wnz0rz, you are proving why you should not only be banned from matchmaking, but banned from talking and life in general.

To be honest, none of this is going to get you back on matchmaking, and following my rules will leave the rest of us far less entertained. So, if you have been banned do me a favor and ignore everything you just read.

  • 07.01.2006 9:00 AM PDT
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Nice update, always fun to see cheaters beg for forgiveness. The only bad thing is that you dissed tower of power. Its a pretty good game, but the only map you can really do it on is Ascension.

  • 07.01.2006 9:04 AM PDT
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About is this how 13year olds spell? Well Yes And Talk. One Kid Told Me I Just Got Body Shotted. I had no idea Shotted Was A Word.. Thanks Frankie!

  • 07.01.2006 9:14 AM PDT

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You should READ IT and then fire the guy who banned me and/or un-ban me or I will take legal action for your company violating the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights. As you will see I did not use any vulgar language or any other means of dicriminating words or anything. And if you decide to comply, please put my post back up so others can read and respond, thats why we live in America. If America acted like your moderators, ones that are drunk with power and use persoanl anger to rule, then this world would end in a very short time. I hope you use common sense when replying to this e-mail.

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Ummm. What's the first amement?
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I hope you use common sense when replying to this e-mail.
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Of course they will! Too bad you didn't when whining about you being bad!


  • 07.01.2006 9:18 AM PDT

What's up? I'm Anthony, from Maryland. I play a lot of video games, too many. Enjoying the Halo Reach Beat right now. Also Halo was kind of my life from the age of 11-14.

Nice weekly update, I wonder what the big thing was he was running from in Halo 3.

I love the wambulance and I accually saw a modder I left feedback on in there. That was pretty cool, at least I know the feedback option is accurate.

  • 07.01.2006 9:20 AM PDT

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Ignorance is the true enemy of all things.

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OOh, something, um, bigger than a grunt eh?


DRINOL! woohoo! I mean, er, Sharquoi.


You tease us so, Frankie.

  • 07.01.2006 9:26 AM PDT