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Subject: Halo written by various authors (write a parody)

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The Bungie Forums are what keeps my mind sharp and my fingers active, between writing my own movie scripts, drawing, and studying industrial design. At the moment I'm working on miniatures for a short movie that I'll hopefully be able to film once I've saved up for a camera... That's me, with the mug, trying to have a conversation with Konoko.

This is a thread in which we parody how various authors would have written Halo.

The rules are simple, just write a synopsis/summary/review of how you think an author--any author--would have written something that is related to Halo. Anything really; whether it be a prediction, or a reimagination, etc.

The stage is yours... Have fun!

  • 11.14.2012 1:41 PM PDT

Haters are going to hate.
Praisers are going to praise.

The Bungie Forums are what keeps my mind sharp and my fingers active, between writing my own movie scripts, drawing, and studying industrial design. At the moment I'm working on miniatures for a short movie that I'll hopefully be able to film once I've saved up for a camera... That's me, with the mug, trying to have a conversation with Konoko.

Reserved for Franz Kafka...

  • 11.14.2012 1:42 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Halo: Repercussions of Flood

Jonh was a spess mehreen and he wnated to fihgt the alienz. He was fighted a eleete. Elite say Wort Wrt Wort and fire palsma rifle. Then the ceiling fall. Jonh says No! I have to fight the aleinz! But radio talked No John! You are the alienz! And then John was the Flood!

-Someone who's name I forgot

  • 11.14.2012 1:49 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

50 Shades of Halo

May you never view this cutscene the same way ever again.

~ E.L.James

  • 11.14.2012 1:52 PM PDT