- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
how about a proper TV ad..you see yourself in chiefs armour, you hear beeping and breathing of the mjonir and chief, you spin around and see a grunt, sending a burst from your assault rifle, then a huge thing jumps down through the corridoor you are in, it smacks you, you hear beeping again..then you switch weapons, a rocket launcher and send that rocket go, moments bits of meat falls around, and then a horde of elites jump in and you send them to hell with your last rocket, you reach the end fo the corridoor, open the doors, your on a desert, a big one, the camera zooms out, human ships crashed all around you, an elite chases a naked female noncom, he shoots her in the ass and her legs are burnt off. then it zooms all the way out to space, with covvie ships circling eart, a white beam appears from somewere on earth, blasting 30 ships out the way, a new ship, its massive, it arrives send laser beams and destroys allt eh ships..This is the way the world Ends..a pelican from earth smashes onto the hull of the new ship, chief pops out, dual wielding ars, slips one on his back adn sets off..