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Subject: Things 343i MUST Fix for The TU.

Why Bungie, why would you do this?! - Halo Community

6/10. Would read again.

  • 11.18.2012 5:04 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

not sure if troll, or just an idiot.


seriously, those are all terrible ideas.

  • 11.18.2012 5:07 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.


Posted by: SHAOLINMONKEY 93
OP, you had me going there for quite some time. Love some of the hate comments coming from people who haven't realised yet.

8/10

  • 11.18.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

The Binary Rifle also needs a huge damage boost. That thing is so underpowered compared to the real long range death dealers like the Suppressor.

  • 11.18.2012 5:38 PM PDT

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- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.

For once, the AR is a decent weapon in the game. It is supposed to be more effective than precision weapons up close. In a game dominated by medium range precision weapons, the AR really is a breath of fresh air on some maps.

- The BR spread is to concentrated. Remember when everyone complained about its poor spread in Halo 3? Well now it's just ridiculously overpowered. A guy shoots me a few times in the body then in the head, and gets a kill!? Wow, ok...

Uh, yeah, that's generally how it works. You get shot and then you die. Honestly, the BR is fairly underpowered, at least compared to the DMR.

- The Warthog is too weak. I get blasted by a tank and or a banshee and my vehicle basically just falls apart. Remember how strong the Halo CE Warthog was? Yeah, but apparently that's too much to ask for.

Vehicles in CE were indestructible. If your Warthog gets hit by a tank shell, it's rather common sense that you will not be surviving if you're in or near that Warthog.

- The Tank is too strong. I'm wearing MJOLNIR armor. Aren't I suppose to be as strong as a tank? Might as well just take it out of every playlist since its so overpowered.

The Scropion is actually weaker than it was in Reach--seeing as the shells take some time to travel and have an arc to them unlike Reach's instant kills. No Spartan would survive a direct hit by a tank shell; the explosive force--not to mention the force due to the change in the shell's momentum--would literally decimate anything inside the MJOLNIR exoskeleton.

  • 11.18.2012 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Helveck- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.But that's the whole point of the automatic weapons! Do you want a broken game?

  • 11.18.2012 6:04 PM PDT

I seriously hope this satire isn't meant to mock those who disagree with the current balance.

  • 11.18.2012 6:05 PM PDT
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  • 11.18.2012 6:06 PM PDT

Unreal, isn't it?

Took a sec. Good post OP

  • 11.18.2012 6:10 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

You sir have made me proud.

  • 11.18.2012 6:13 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

Is this thread serious? Or a joke one? It can go either way really.

  • 11.18.2012 6:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: TricolorPanda
- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.


AR is a close range weapon, idiot.


Posted by: TricolorPanda
- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.


AR is a close range weapon, idiot.


Posted by: TricolorPanda
- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.


AR is a close range weapon, idiot.



this!! for once the AR is beast. it serves just right in close to mid range combat. nerfing it is a stupid idea.

  • 11.18.2012 6:24 PM PDT

The strongest Rivals are also the strongest allies.

10/10, would read again.

  • 11.18.2012 6:26 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

Some of the comments are actually the best part of this thread. Well played OP.

  • 11.18.2012 6:30 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Ar is a close range weapon, leave it in for its purpose.
If the DMR had those changes, it would be the among the weakest weapons in the game, by far.
I do however think the banshee should be sped up a tad bit, and that some glitches should be fixed.

  • 11.18.2012 6:33 PM PDT

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Helveck, I love you.

  • 11.18.2012 6:39 PM PDT

One does not simply trolololol into Mordor.

Your first paragraph was believable enough but still, lol.

  • 11.18.2012 6:44 PM PDT

This is now my main account. My former account was xKingGhidorahx. I've been on this site since 2009.

I dislike all but one of the items you have there.

343i should NOT make those changes.

/my two cents

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  • 11.18.2012 6:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: OmGtH
Oh boy, thanks for the laugh OP.

  • 11.18.2012 6:53 PM PDT

Change the BTB Slayer playlist into a BTB with objective and take out the CTF and Oddball playlists and put them in a new objective playlist and make SWAT and Grifball playlists permanent.

  • 11.18.2012 7:00 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Posted by: Helveck
- Nerf the AR as it is more efficient than precision weapons at close range. Or just take it out of MM.


wat

  • 11.18.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

No weapons need to be tweaked.

  • 11.18.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Different Perspective

I'm gonna just play Black Ops 2. Halo 4 is too terrible to fix.

  • 11.18.2012 7:03 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

The pathetic thing is that people actually think the OP is serious.

  • 11.18.2012 7:03 PM PDT

Different Perspective

0/10 obvious troll op is

  • 11.18.2012 7:04 PM PDT