- edableshoe
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- Fabled Legendary Member
Perpetual Ninja in training.
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
DMH
Los Paranoias
Okay, here's the history of history, you all are about to learn something you might not have wanted to know...
Many many years ago, just around the time Marty was created, there came the Great Shift. This was the time that man moved from silent films to audio films, and close to the time Dinosaurs left earth for a better planet. This was after the time the beetles took over the UK, but around the time the Beatles took over the UK, but still. So, you see, mankind needed to try and remember what the hell was going on, because things like that last sentence happened all the time. So one day, little Jimmy woke up, and said to his dad "I'm going to make it so we can get things that have happened, and keep them the right way!" He called it "His story," and once the lazy british folk got a hold of that, they screwed up the words, just as they always do, and so it was called History.
And that is how History was created.
The end.