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Subject: Most idiotic reason for getting in trouble at school?

For not having my book coverd.

  • 11.20.2012 5:57 PM PDT

In gym class i get in trouble for staring at boobs

  • 11.20.2012 5:59 PM PDT

;)

I got after school detention for tying my shoe.

  • 11.20.2012 6:00 PM PDT

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I got in trouble once for 'standing in the way' of parents at a public address from the principal because I didn't have a seat. A PE teacher pulled me over and started raging at me for disrespect and asked me for my name. I gave it as Thesis Phek.

PE Teachers - the lowest of the low.

  • 11.20.2012 6:00 PM PDT
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I dont lie. Really.

We did an incredibly easy mini quiz in class. I instantly knew I got every question correct so I ticked everything before the teacher read out the answers. Shortly before the last answer was read she noticed I wasnt writing anything down, and even though I did have every answer correct, she walked up, took away the paper and gave me -blam!-.

This was in primary school.

  • 11.20.2012 6:02 PM PDT
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I dont lie. Really.


Posted by: Muffin enforcer

PE Teachers - the lowest of the low.


My PE teachers are fat and round. I'm not even kidding. I feel insulted when they even try and teach any kind of PE to me. They are also incredibly insecure about what constitutes as "PE clothing" and what doesn't.

Apparently, if you are wearing trainers that are darkly coloured in any way, they are instantly classified as none-PE ware.

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  • 11.20.2012 6:05 PM PDT

I got these cheeseburgers man....

My friend bumped me with his backpack and I fell down one stair in our cafeteria. We both got detention for harassment. I really don't know why I did too, as the vice principal said he was bullying me and that I did nothing wrong.

  • 11.20.2012 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Muffin enforcer
I got in trouble once for 'standing in the way' of parents at a public address from the principal because I didn't have a seat. A PE teacher pulled me over and started raging at me for disrespect and asked me for my name. I gave it as Thesis Phek.

PE Teachers - the lowest of the low.


Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach gym.

  • 11.20.2012 6:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: EPANDEMIC
Got in trouble all the time for reading ahead in English class. I didn't want to spend a whole class analyzing what we were supposed to read so I'd just whip out the book and keep on reading. If left alone I could usually finish the book. Then I'd read my own. Teachers didn't appreciate this.

I always do this and when the teacher looks at me I just stare back until she looks away. I especially hate it when idiots that no they can't read volunteer and it takes them half an hour to read two sentences.

  • 11.20.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Better luck next time buddy.

Receiving an eraser in the face.
Teacher was an idiot.

  • 11.20.2012 6:06 PM PDT

Laughing at something else at the wrong time with my friends (my friends were insulting this girl who overheard them) and I was blamed for laughing at the same time at something my other friend behind me said. The teacher almost gave me a suspension for telling me that I was making fun of her.

Didn't even know it was happening.

  • 11.20.2012 6:08 PM PDT

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Spelling "flowers" wrong in a spelling packet in grade one. Spelled it "flores".

Teacher thought I wrote "farts". Almost got expelled.

  • 11.20.2012 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dozen Plague
Laughing at something else at the wrong time with my friends (my friends were insulting this girl who overheard them) and I was blamed for laughing at the same time at something my other friend behind me said. The teacher almost gave me a suspension for telling me that I was making fun of her.

Didn't even know it was happening.


I nearly got suspended for "Death threats" and "Bullying" I couldn't give any less of a -blam!- but could fake cry my way out of it.

  • 11.20.2012 6:19 PM PDT
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Breaking up a fight. They thought I was involved in the actual punchup.

  • 11.20.2012 6:19 PM PDT
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My freshman year I got a lunch detention the last week of school for throwing a hackie sack in the class room.

and just last week (in my junior year now) my teacher got mad at me and gave me a lunch detention for saying damn. I had a perfectly good reason for saying it as well.

I've have only gotten two lunch detentions in my Highs school career

  • 11.20.2012 6:22 PM PDT

Not answering a girls question when she was going bat-sheet crazy. Because trying to save your hide from an evil demon -blam!- who will swallow your soul no matter what you say, is harassment.

  • 11.20.2012 6:27 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

Defending myself.

  • 11.20.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Obviously ghey black dude starts hitting on me. I told him I'm not interested. He then proceeded to tell the counselor I called him a f@ggot. Bam, stern-talking-to.

  • 11.20.2012 6:31 PM PDT

Didn't do 4 HW assignments that were separated by like a week each. Decided to "shame" me by telling every single person I knew then emailing all my relatives.

  • 11.20.2012 6:33 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Evading a drug test. Apparently it is worth a 3 day suspension because I was with a principal when it happened. Open defiance against a principal=3 day suspension. Pretty -blam!-.

  • 11.20.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

In fourth grade I wasn't allowed outside for recess because I didn't turn in a homework, despite not missing any other assignment.
And in seventh grade, my math teacher gave me a restricted lunch for being in a chatty group that she put me in.

  • 11.20.2012 6:49 PM PDT

saying bomb in 3rd grade

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I was once sent to two-day ISS for refusing to sit next to this fat kid on the end of the row.

i lol'd

  • 11.20.2012 6:53 PM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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I think all the times we've gotten in trouble has been justified. I'm gonna share with you guys what a teacher said to my friend the other day though.

My friend went through the lunch line and got nothing but pickles. He snuck them to another one of my friend's locker, picked the lock and hung/place pickles everywhere. When the victim found out, he started to hit my friend.

A teacher pulled the pickle placer's arm.

"It's not my fault! I was just trying to tie my shoe!" He laugh jokingly. "What, is it because I'm Asian?

The teacher looked at him and said, "No, it's because I'm American". This made him laugh hard, he ended up getting in extra trouble.

  • 11.20.2012 7:00 PM PDT