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Subject: Most idiotic reason for getting in trouble at school?

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One of my friends got in trouble for farting loudly during a test.

Never laughed harder in my life.

  • 11.20.2012 8:20 PM PDT

Self defense.
Seriously, school administration is dumb when it comes to this subject.

You can be getting wailed on, beaten to the ground, punched in the stomach repeatedly, and if you throw so much as a single punch, the tables turn, and you have now "retaliated" and the aggressor becomes the victim.

Ah, but of course, you will say, "But that's an extreme example and unlikely!"

Maybe so. But still, getting attacked and then defending yourself (I.E, he punches you, you punch back) will result in the other person getting a mean look and you a suspension.
Happened to me last year.
Defending yourself = You are the aggressor.

Also, punches to the face seem to count more than any other kind of strike to another part of the body. For example, if someone you to punch you in the stomach, and you punched him in the jaw, your punch would be "worth" more, and you would get in trouble.
Not sure why, it's pretty dense, especially when you take into consideration the damage done by a stomach punch versus a face punch. Punch to any other part of the body besides the face hurts a lot more, too. It's unlikely you will do even do minor damage to the face, and if we're talking about anything doing more than minor damage, you probably split or even broke your own knuckles doing it. People's heads are hard.

And, of course, I prefer to punch people in the face when they're attacking me. I'm not trying to HURT people, just deter them from ATTACKING ME.

So I'm the bad guy.

[Edited on 11.20.2012 8:26 PM PST]

  • 11.20.2012 8:23 PM PDT

Everything is interesting if you go into it deeply enough.

Friend got in trouble for running fishing wire between dorms. Apparently "breaking the plane of a window" is a big deal.

  • 11.20.2012 8:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: maverickninja97
Self defense.
Seriously, school administration is dumb when it comes to this subject.

You can be getting wailed on, beaten to the ground, punched in the stomach repeatedly, and if you throw so much as a single punch, the tables turn, and you have now "retaliated" and the aggressor becomes the victim.

Ah, but of course, you will say, "But that's an extreme example and unlikely!"

Maybe so. But still, getting attacked and then defending yourself (I.E, he punches you, you punch back) will result in the other person getting a mean look and you a suspension.
Happened to me last year.
Defending yourself = You are the aggressor.

Also, punches to the face seem to count more than any other kind of strike to another part of the body. For example, if someone you to punch you in the stomach, and you punched him in the jaw, your punch would be "worth" more, and you would get in trouble.
Not sure why, it's pretty dense, especially when you take into consideration the damage done by a stomach punch versus a face punch. Punch to any other part of the body besides the face hurts a lot more, too. It's unlikely you will do even do minor damage to the face, and if we're talking about anything doing more than minor damage, you probably split or even broke your own knuckles doing it. People's heads are hard.

And, of course, I prefer to punch people in the face when they're attacking me. I'm not trying to HURT people, just deter them from ATTACKING ME.

So I'm the bad guy.


That's because society is run by "Little baby man" who can't handle anything.

If you attack me, you're going to lose teeth, like it or not.

[Edited on 11.20.2012 8:32 PM PST]

  • 11.20.2012 8:32 PM PDT


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PE Teachers - the lowest of the low.


My PE teachers are fat and round. I'm not even kidding. I feel insulted when they even try and teach any kind of PE to me. They are also incredibly insecure about what constitutes as "PE clothing" and what doesn't.

Apparently, if you are wearing trainers that are darkly coloured in any way, they are instantly classified as none-PE ware.


Why does this exist everywhere?
My PE teacher freshman year was super fat, and really sexist. He just had the whole class run suicide runs most of the time. If someone fell behind, he made only the boys run extra. I think I got on his good side though, because for some reason he was the principle while I was in middle school, so my grade wasn't too bad.


My current gym teacher is honestly one of the weirdest teachers I've ever had. I remember one time, she was telling us about how her dad was a N@zi, and how anybody who didn't do the proper salute was shot. She then burst out laughing...

  • 11.20.2012 8:38 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

One of my mates called a substitute teacher by his first name and got sent to the office. This was in Year 6.

  • 11.20.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zealot Tony
One of my mates called a substitute teacher by his first name and got sent to the office. This was in Year 6.


That was a sign of disrespect. Stupid as it was, it was a display of power.

  • 11.20.2012 8:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Zealot Tony
One of my mates called a substitute teacher by his first name and got sent to the office. This was in Year 6.


For some reason, my school has all the students call teachers by their first name.

  • 11.20.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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Sup.

Wearing black sneakers (you can't even tell that they're sneakers, and they look like dress shoes) when we're supposed to wear black dress shoes..


[Edited on 11.20.2012 8:46 PM PST]

  • 11.20.2012 8:45 PM PDT


Posted by: maverickninja97
Self defense.
Seriously, school administration is dumb when it comes to this subject.

You can be getting wailed on, beaten to the ground, punched in the stomach repeatedly, and if you throw so much as a single punch, the tables turn, and you have now "retaliated" and the aggressor becomes the victim.

Ah, but of course, you will say, "But that's an extreme example and unlikely!"

Maybe so. But still, getting attacked and then defending yourself (I.E, he punches you, you punch back) will result in the other person getting a mean look and you a suspension.
Happened to me last year.
Defending yourself = You are the aggressor.

Also, punches to the face seem to count more than any other kind of strike to another part of the body. For example, if someone you to punch you in the stomach, and you punched him in the jaw, your punch would be "worth" more, and you would get in trouble.
Not sure why, it's pretty dense, especially when you take into consideration the damage done by a stomach punch versus a face punch. Punch to any other part of the body besides the face hurts a lot more, too. It's unlikely you will do even do minor damage to the face, and if we're talking about anything doing more than minor damage, you probably split or even broke your own knuckles doing it. People's heads are hard.

And, of course, I prefer to punch people in the face when they're attacking me. I'm not trying to HURT people, just deter them from ATTACKING ME.

So I'm the bad guy.
that''s the whole reason my teachers don't mess around with me, someone starts with me they loos teeth and have broken bones, and my teachers know that if they intervene they'll end up with teeth punched out too. I've trained the teachers in my school to do this by -blam!-ing them out every time they punish a defender and they eventually learned to just stop that -blam!-.

  • 11.20.2012 8:45 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P


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Posted by: Zealot Tony
One of my mates called a substitute teacher by his first name and got sent to the office. This was in Year 6.


That was a sign of disrespect. Stupid as it was, it was a display of power.

The teacher was odd to say the least, though. On top of his overly harsh punishments (which is what I found idiotic), he'd also hand out merit cards with his picture on them.

  • 11.20.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zealot Tony

Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: Zealot Tony
One of my mates called a substitute teacher by his first name and got sent to the office. This was in Year 6.


That was a sign of disrespect. Stupid as it was, it was a display of power.

The teacher was odd to say the least, though. On top of his overly harsh punishments (which is what I found idiotic), he'd also hand out merit cards with his picture on them.


Dafuq.

  • 11.20.2012 8:50 PM PDT
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For saying "yo" to the assistant principal when he called my name. I raised my hand and said yo because he couldn't find me so I just alerted him to where I was.

  • 11.20.2012 8:51 PM PDT

Detention from a total -Blam!- of a R.E teacher for holding two pens in the same hand.

  • 11.20.2012 8:54 PM PDT

-I was here

hmm... lets see, how about the time in kindergarten when I got yelled at by a teacher for being pushed down for being white?

Or the time in high school I got called into the office because my brother had been expelled?

how about the time I got detention because the person next to me was talking?

or the time I got a uniform violation for having missed a single hair when shaving that morning.

or the time I got a uniform violation because I had a missing button?

  • 11.20.2012 9:03 PM PDT

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

Hitting on my 4th grade teacher as a dare. she was incredibly hot.

I can't remember exactly what I said but it was something to the effect of "lookin gud B, hit a boy's inbox this weekend" lmfao.

My friend was addicted to movies about gangs and was always talking in ebonics despite being super white. Pretty sure he came up with that stupid s--t.

ahh but i miss those days.

  • 11.20.2012 9:04 PM PDT
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For jokingly yelling at my friend about football, a teacher walked past me and almost gave me 3 detentions. Every time I say a joke, they always assume it hurt them but they're laughing to fit in. Oh, and some kid tackled me to the ground last year because we had this funny nickname. Then I flipped him over got him into a headlock to keep him away from me. He runs away crying, and I nearly get suspended.

  • 11.20.2012 9:09 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

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I ran on the playground.

  • 11.20.2012 9:23 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

Friend got detention for saying "Math is fun" to his mates during maths.
I don't recall any occasions where I got in trouble for something that was not deserved.

  • 11.20.2012 9:31 PM PDT

The strongest Rivals are also the strongest allies.

Starting a fire in the woodshop.

  • 11.20.2012 9:35 PM PDT

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For not putting enough soap in the water in home ec. Or for someone else eating chocolate chips and she blamed me cause i provoked them to do it.

  • 11.20.2012 9:40 PM PDT

Someone said that "Santa is not real" when they where in first grade. They where promptly sent to the principle's office.


I was talking with a friend (last school year) about how an idiot 10 year old loged onto a server and started a rage-fit, and how we told him to leave the server. They they told me about "Cyber bullying".....

  • 11.21.2012 7:58 AM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.

Walking in the hallway with a cap on.

  • 11.21.2012 8:00 AM PDT
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I once got in trouble for doing nothing. Someone else with the same name as me did something and the teacher thought it was me.

  • 11.21.2012 8:02 AM PDT

The best event in the Halo series was the grunt rebellion!

Listen to some of this on, this site.

I threw away a piece of paper a kid handed me asking if I wanted some girl I didn't even know to leave the school forever. I smiled as I crumbled up the paper and recycled it. Then the kid who started the whole thing tells the teacher and then I get scolded.

When I was in second grade, I and a friend kept rewinding a tape so we could hear the audio play backwards. We only did it twice, but got in trouble in a couple of minutes after we started to listen. We weren't corrected and were instead told to put everything up and sit back down. Ludicrous.

  • 11.21.2012 8:05 AM PDT