Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.
Self defence.
Always a good one, I put up with a kid who was being a real dick to me for ages then one day He starts shoving me so I grabbed his wrist and flipped him on his ass.
Despite the staff knowing full well he had been 'bullying' me they did nothing and only intervened when he went to them crying.
I didn't get in any serious trouble but I did have to go and see the Head Teacher.
I say 'bullying' because it was nothing too severe but it did wear thin being shoved and punched and called names.
Which is why I always recommend taking action against bullies when you get a justifiable chance, It serves two purposes; Giving the message of 'don't -blam!- with me!' and Teaching the bully to stop being a dick to people smaller than them.