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Subject: Most idiotic reason for getting in trouble at school?

Although it wasn't me that got in stupid trouble, there was one time in 1st/2nd grade where I beat up a kid (mostly on accident) and we both got in the same amount of trouble.

Ah, gotta love zero tolerance.

  • 11.21.2012 8:06 AM PDT

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There was such a thing called a "smart card" in my high school, and your form tutor had to sign it every morning if you dressed correctly to the dress code (which was strict as all hell)

If you forgot it even once, instant after school detention. Guess who got an after school detention?

  • 11.21.2012 8:11 AM PDT

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Got in trouble for reading my own book after a test, already turned it in but she threatened to send me to ISS and take my book if I did it again.

  • 11.21.2012 8:12 AM PDT
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Being 2 minutes late for class, the rest of the class were 10 mins late and nothing happened :(

  • 11.21.2012 8:12 AM PDT

Being a nonchristian.

  • 11.21.2012 8:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

My science teacher back in High School was a Redneck from Murrica. Before we started the lesson, he asked everyone if they were an Atheist. When he asked me the question, rather then lie about my views on Religion, i told him i was an Atheist.


He called me "a sinning bastard", and gave me a detention.


I had the last laugh. He got fired.

  • 11.21.2012 8:13 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

I had a friend who got a detention after getting caught smoking by a teacher. It was out of school hours, he wasn't in uniform and he was old enough to legally buy cigs.

  • 11.21.2012 8:14 AM PDT


Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.
Gotta love private schools.

  • 11.21.2012 8:14 AM PDT


Posted by: RETROGHO5TY
My science teacher back in High School was a Redneck from Murrica. Before we started the lesson, he asked everyone if they were an Atheist. When he asked me the question, rather then lie about my views on Religion, i told him i was an Atheist.


He called me "a sinning bastard", and gave me a detention.


I had the last laugh. He got fired.
He could have gotten fired for asking that question.

  • 11.21.2012 8:15 AM PDT


Posted by: RETROGHO5TY
My science teacher back in High School was a Redneck from Murrica. Before we started the lesson, he asked everyone if they were an Atheist. When he asked me the question, rather then lie about my views on Religion, i told him i was an Atheist.


He called me "a sinning bastard", and gave me a detention.


I had the last laugh. He got fired.
Lol, someone was sent to the principles office for saying "Santa is not real" in 1st grade.

  • 11.21.2012 8:15 AM PDT


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.
Gotta love private schools.
Are you saying they are better, or they are where it happens?

  • 11.21.2012 8:17 AM PDT

In 7th grade I punched a kid right in the face on the bus after he spent weeks flicking and slapping the back of my head. The bus driver somehow saw that but she didn't see him be a dick for weeks? She also didn't see him and his friend start punching me afterwards.

  • 11.21.2012 8:20 AM PDT

Cole

In 5th grade, some people from the bank came to talk to the class about saving money. At the end we clapped and were supposed to cheer for some reason. I was bored and I said "Woo" without really caring. Teacher thought I said Boo. First time I've ever been to detention.

  • 11.21.2012 8:25 AM PDT


Posted by: Ark Chaos

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.
Gotta love private schools.
Are you saying they are better, or they are where it happens?
That's where that happens. It is a major reason i am against religious schooling, parents force unwilling children into it.

  • 11.21.2012 8:31 AM PDT

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If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Self defence.

Always a good one, I put up with a kid who was being a real dick to me for ages then one day He starts shoving me so I grabbed his wrist and flipped him on his ass.

Despite the staff knowing full well he had been 'bullying' me they did nothing and only intervened when he went to them crying.

I didn't get in any serious trouble but I did have to go and see the Head Teacher.

I say 'bullying' because it was nothing too severe but it did wear thin being shoved and punched and called names.

Which is why I always recommend taking action against bullies when you get a justifiable chance, It serves two purposes; Giving the message of 'don't -blam!- with me!' and Teaching the bully to stop being a dick to people smaller than them.

  • 11.21.2012 8:32 AM PDT
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They should just make an HLG playlist then you guys can hide against each other and see how much fun it is.

>be 16
>first day of school
>60th constitutions' anniversary
>everyone has a printed copy of the first ten articles
>bell rings
>teacher goes to another class
>we wait for another teacher to come in
>a classmate starts crafting paper planes
>paper planes flying everywhere
>teacher comes in
>starts shouting about how unrespectful we are to our constitution
>pulls out the gradebook
>starts checking who does or doesn't have the printed copy
>two classmates and I don't have it
>he takes us to the principal

damn it, teacher. take a break

  • 11.21.2012 8:32 AM PDT


Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.
Gotta love private schools.
Are you saying they are better, or they are where it happens?
That's where that happens. It is a major reason i am against religious schooling, parents force unwilling children into it.
I went to public school.

  • 11.21.2012 8:32 AM PDT

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In 8th grade, this girl asked for a pencil, I tossed it to her carefully because there was an empty desk between her and I. The substitute teacher gave me a lunch detention.

I repealed it though.

  • 11.21.2012 8:33 AM PDT


Posted by: Ark Chaos

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos

Posted by: General Ryan

Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.
Gotta love private schools.
Are you saying they are better, or they are where it happens?
That's where that happens. It is a major reason i am against religious schooling, parents force unwilling children into it.
I went to public school.
WTF! Umm where is your school? That shiz almost never happens up North, so i presume you are in the south or Midwest...

  • 11.21.2012 8:37 AM PDT

I got yelled at by my gym teacher this year because I apparently "aim for peoples heads" when we play dodge ball. WAT

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  • 11.21.2012 8:38 AM PDT

I wore a coat to my PE class in Year 7.

  • 11.21.2012 8:42 AM PDT

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Someone was passing around a box of Kleenexes and I took one.

Lunch detention

  • 11.21.2012 9:07 AM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

We were doing some science work and the teacher said no talking when he stepped out. I dropped my pencil and asked the person next to me to pick it up for me as the teacher was walking back in the class. He saw me, yelled at me, and gave me silent lunch (detention).

  • 11.21.2012 9:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: EPANDEMIC
Got in trouble all the time for reading ahead in English class. I didn't want to spend a whole class analyzing what we were supposed to read so I'd just whip out the book and keep on reading. If left alone I could usually finish the book. Then I'd read my own. Teachers didn't appreciate this.


This. This a million times.

I have a lot of gripes with school and one is how they -blam!- over the people who are above average intelligence.

  • 11.21.2012 9:25 AM PDT