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Subject: Most idiotic reason for getting in trouble at school?

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My friend got expelled for planting a fork bomb.

True story.


It's a bomb...

*facepalm*

It's a set of cmd commands



And that is...

  • 11.21.2012 9:31 AM PDT

I refused to pray during assembly at a non religious school.

Oh and for getting punched in the face.

[Edited on 11.21.2012 9:36 AM PST]

  • 11.21.2012 9:35 AM PDT

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Gotta love private schools.
Are you saying they are better, or they are where it happens?
That's where that happens. It is a major reason i am against religious schooling, parents force unwilling children into it.
I went to public school.
WTF! Umm where is your school? That shiz almost never happens up North, so i presume you are in the south or Midwest...
Yes, I am a Texan, but not a misinformed Texan.

  • 11.21.2012 10:07 AM PDT

The Game

I brought a potato to class Sophomore year and was sent to the office.
The same year I was sent down for wearing my hood.

  • 11.21.2012 10:20 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
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Substitute called me a Russian when I didn't pledge.

  • 11.21.2012 10:21 AM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread


Posted by: Atom Bomb Tom
I refused to pray during assembly at a non religious school


But prayer in a non-religious school is illegal.

Anyway, my dad had a stroke so I showed up to school a little late and they gave me a truancy.

  • 11.21.2012 10:22 AM PDT

"I actually don't hold a grudge against someone talking trash about me if they're shot afterwards, I try to rise above that "

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

For R.E. we had to do religious discrimination, so we had the N@zi's discrimination of the Jews.

The teacher gave us a N@zi propaganda poster with a cartoon person enticing children with sweets into a basement.The teacher asked us, "what does this poster show?"

I put up my hand and said "Paedophila is...bad?" I was serious, until everyone laughed and I just collapsed laughing.

Not my fault that I didn't notice the cartoon person had "obviously over-enhanced stereotypical Jewish features" I was 11 for -blam!- sake!

[Edited on 11.21.2012 10:37 AM PST]

  • 11.21.2012 10:36 AM PDT

Arbitor they outnumber us three to one!
Then it is an even fight.

Arbitor > Arbiter.
Arbitor = Rank above Arbiter.

A big thanks to kids that did this to 343 after they heard they get an infection game mode in halo 4 with no thought of normal playlists.

I laughed at a kid's joke.

  • 11.21.2012 10:50 AM PDT

2nd grade. Mixing the lunch food together and played with it.
Throwing bark at a bush. No idea why the hell that got me into trouble.
Dodge ball with rocks.

  • 11.21.2012 10:51 AM PDT

I remember in grade 9 I got muitlpe detentions for not bringing a pencil to class.

Not my fault they're so damn easy to lose, and in most cases I would end up finding them afterwards in my text books.

  • 11.21.2012 11:04 AM PDT
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Throwing bark at a bush. No idea why the hell that got me into trouble.


PETP

People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants

  • 11.21.2012 11:07 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I got in trouble for beating a kid up. It was so stupid. I didn't deserve sitting in the office!

  • 11.21.2012 11:09 AM PDT

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I got in trouble for passing gas.

Even though I didn't do it. The teacher tried to "sniff out" the criminal responsible for passing gas, and she decided it was me. I got sent to the principal's office.

Mate, you're not allowed to poison your classmates.. Suck it up and... Yeah, I'd have probably just refused to move from the class.

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  • 11.21.2012 11:11 AM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

Mine was for talking to my friends while being forced to watch some stupid talking dog movie during study hall.

  • 11.21.2012 11:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: OMARRCHR
Mine was for talking to my friends while being forced to watch some stupid talking dog movie during study hall.


Lol.

  • 11.21.2012 11:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: OMARRCHR
Mine was for talking to my friends while being forced to watch some stupid talking dog movie during study hall.


What movie was it?

  • 11.21.2012 11:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight

We were in P.E playing ultimate Frisbee. The game was a mess, about 50 pupils (boys and girls) charging around a field after a Frisbee. I was hanging at the back in space when it was chucked to me. This was the first time I'd done anything in 30 minutes of P.E. Anyway, I catch it and some girl comes charging at me and tries to shove my over. Needless to say, she didn't even move me and ended up being flung backwards (I'm tall and quite well built from years of swimming). Next thing I know I'm being sent off by our FEMALE P.E teacher and she is screaming something along the lines of "HOW DARE YOU SHOVE HER OVER!" and when I attempt to explain that I did not even attempt to stop her from tackling me I get screamed at even more.

Another time I got screamed at by another teacher for going into a store room because one of my friends threw my pen into the room.

  • 11.21.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Halo:Reach=FTW!


Posted by: denglerjoseph
In gym class i get in trouble for staring at boobs
dem feels man

  • 11.21.2012 3:05 PM PDT
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In gym class i get in trouble for staring at boobs
dem feels man
Boobs. Gym shorts' only weakness!

  • 11.21.2012 3:06 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."


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PE Teachers - the lowest of the low.


My PE teachers are fat and round. I'm not even kidding. I feel insulted when they even try and teach any kind of PE to me. They are also incredibly insecure about what constitutes as "PE clothing" and what doesn't.

Apparently, if you are wearing trainers that are darkly coloured in any way, they are instantly classified as none-PE ware.


Why does this exist everywhere?
My PE teacher freshman year was super fat, and really sexist. He just had the whole class run suicide runs most of the time. If someone fell behind, he made only the boys run extra. I think I got on his good side though, because for some reason he was the principle while I was in middle school, so my grade wasn't too bad.


My current gym teacher is honestly one of the weirdest teachers I've ever had. I remember one time, she was telling us about how her dad was a N@zi, and how anybody who didn't do the proper salute was shot. She then burst out laughing...
Sucks to be you guys, my Advanced PE teacher is really nice and hot.

  • 11.21.2012 3:17 PM PDT

Halo:Reach=FTW!


Posted by: KINTON01
I once got in trouble for doing nothing.
no lollygagging

  • 11.21.2012 3:22 PM PDT

I tried to defend a plant from being thrown out the window and got suspended.

  • 11.21.2012 3:27 PM PDT

I didn't skip TWO lines between homework questions and I got detention from MISS (lol shes like 65 ) Communist. Everyone hates her even the principal.

  • 11.21.2012 5:57 PM PDT

I got flicked by an elastic band once.

  • 11.21.2012 6:14 PM PDT