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Subject: Most idiotic reason for getting in trouble at school?

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Posted by: Ark Chaos
Being a nonchristian.


What kind of school did you go to?

EDIT: Nevermind. I see.

[Edited on 11.21.2012 6:52 PM PST]

  • 11.21.2012 6:43 PM PDT

In second grade the boys and girls used to play this kissy-face tag game where girls would chase the boys and, erm "tag them." It was more or less the girl's idea, but the game was eventually banned for obvious reasons.

Like 3 months later I was with my 2 second grader friends and I mentioned the word kissy-face. Some -blam!- heard me and told the teacher that I was playing it -_-

They put me to stand outside in the early summer sun in the middle of the playground for an hour.

  • 11.21.2012 6:54 PM PDT

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I stabbed someone in the neck with scissors.

  • 11.21.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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Having my head down on the desk.

No joke.

  • 11.21.2012 10:43 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

i ate the heart we were supposed to be dissecting.

  • 11.21.2012 10:48 PM PDT

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Got into it with the AG folk in High school for making a dry ice bomb as well as a oxy-acetylene bomb. Both were pretty loud.

Got in trouble a LOT in school for reading my own books rather than the required classroom Reading. It's not my fault the reading material was completely boring.

Senior year I got in trouble for going out to my car to retrieve my speakers for my MP3. Security guy popped up out of nowhere and nabbed me in my truck. Sneaky old man is sneaky.

  • 11.21.2012 11:31 PM PDT

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Jammed a pencil into the overhead projector fan.

Got dragged to the office by my ear.

  • 11.21.2012 11:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: EnragedElite67
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Self Defense in 2nd grade

Kids were throwing little rocks at me. So, I threw a bigger one back.

Got a trip to the office, didn't care. Because I had accomplished my mission, from then on, I was left the -blam!- alone.

  • 11.21.2012 11:33 PM PDT

Stuck a pencil in the ceiling.

  • 11.21.2012 11:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: SpartanMk18
Self Defense in 2nd grade

Kids were throwing little rocks at me. So, I threw a bigger one back.

Got a trip to the office, didn't care. Because I had accomplished my mission, from then on, I was left the -blam!- alone.
Nice.

I got into a fight first day in a new school, was getting my butt kicked till I grabbed my metal lunchbox and started hitting the other kid over the head with it. Then I was left the BLAM alone too.

  • 11.21.2012 11:37 PM PDT

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i was once sent to the principals office for refusing to tie my shoes. true fu<k!ng story.

  • 11.22.2012 12:05 AM PDT

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Posted by: darkoverlord3000
i was once sent to the principals office for refusing to tie my shoes. true fu<k!ng story.


Reminds me of when the school secretary yelled at me for not having my shoes tied.

  • 11.22.2012 12:11 AM PDT

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I guess dropping a pencil on accident is considered to be throwing it across the room.

Got detention for a couple days. Was pretty stupid.

  • 11.22.2012 12:29 AM PDT

One-upping a teacher because she was wrong. She claimed I was being a Smart-aloc and sent me to the principal. I don't remember what it was I think it was a reading thing or a report on a movie we watched.

  • 11.22.2012 12:46 AM PDT

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Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

Used the free email address that they gave students to sign up for YouTube at home, and then someone looked over my shoulder, saw YouTube (even though it was a comment notifier, and the link was blocked), and got 5 days lunch detention for "Bypassing the firewall".

  • 12.11.2012 1:04 PM PDT
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deej pls

In 8th grade I checked out a book on Suicide Bombers and had to sit out in a school pep rally because they thought I was planning on exploding the school.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 1:08 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 1:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: n_n hello
I got in trouble for passing gas.

Even though I didn't do it. The teacher tried to "sniff out" the criminal responsible for passing gas, and she decided it was me. I got sent to the principal's office.
LAAAWL! Hahaha dont pass gas!

  • 12.11.2012 1:07 PM PDT

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In grade school we couldn't make finger pistols, else risk being sent to the Principals office and serving a lunch detention.

  • 12.11.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Why are you here?

Let's see... playing tag in elementary school, it's supposed to be dangerous. Carving a Snapple juice can, apparently it's a weapon. Running during a fire drill since I was being left behind.

  • 12.11.2012 1:12 PM PDT

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Today, I had a completely stupid cover teacher for my 4th lesson of the day, who wouldn't notice a student on their phone or doodling, or even cheating on a test. We sat in the lesson for a while, much longer than usual...

Turned out it was, and the teacher for the final lesson of the day ran in and told us grumpily to come to the lesson. However, she shouted my name. She said that I saw her when standing outside the building with another person (who isn't even in my class). I never left the building that whole afternoon. She shouted at me because due to the fact that I apparently saw her, I must have noticed everyone else switching lessons. By the way, the cover teacher never told us when the lesson had finished, and we can't hear the bell from where we were. I know she's a cover, but still.

She kept accusing me of this for ages while I kept saying that i'm sure this never happened and that she must be mistaken, but I still ended up getting in trouble for it. -.-

  • 12.11.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Lol

Forgetting my school ID for one day because I got no sleep the night before being in the hospital. Got ISS for the whole day.

  • 12.11.2012 1:18 PM PDT

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forgot my red pen. Detention on my birthday on purpose. like she literally asked when my birthday was cause she knew it was soon.

needless to say, i saw her one day after school and gave her a big middle finger with some choice words. she couldnt do -blam!- about it.

  • 12.11.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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I have three reasons

1) For taking to many pens to draw

2) For saying to a friend that i was going to delete all his computer files in the most sarcastic tone i could produce

3) I cant paint so my teacher took a rage tantrum out on me because of that

[Edited on 12.11.2012 1:25 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 1:24 PM PDT

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I got in trouble at school for plenty of stupid reasons, but the vp and principle were reasonable guys so I never actually got in trouble.

I got hit in the balls REALLY hard by a soccer ball in PE once. I'd been having troubles with this teacher all semester but today she decided that my balls weren't significant. I asked her if I could go get changed 5 minutes early so I wouldn't be late for class. She said "no," I said "Go -blam!- yourself," gave her the finger and walked out of the class and got changed. She tried yelling at me or something about administration but I didn't care. Later the VP comes up to me and tells me not to be vulgar next time. Next time. There was a next time, and I was just as vulgar. I didn't hear from the VP that time, she also had red watery eyes next time I saw her. She stopped bothering me after that.



[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:23 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 11:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Running on concrete.

  • 12.11.2012 11:23 PM PDT