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http://halocinema.bungie.org/halo/24_2b_final_sm.wmvJust post your funny voice commands and act as a marine answering them. This is based on a dumb post by someone else.Here's mine:BrenMan 94: "Hey Marines, find me a game glitch."Marines: "Yes, Sir!"3 mins later.......Marines: "Sir, we have found it!"BrenMan 94: "ok, lets see wut we got...."BrenMan 94: "Whoa Snap! I didn't know that u could make all AI disapear! Thanks Marines!" uhh.....marines.......LOL
Me: DO A BARRLE ROLL FOX!*The Marines get on the ground and roll around*
Me: Man the Turret Marine**Marine**:Do it yourself mate, im busy!
me:marines give me a gunmarines: yes sir![Edited on 7/2/2006]
Me: Give me my BanHammer!Marine: Screw you, I don't trust you with that thing!
me: make me a sandcastle marinesthem: but theres no sand me: do it.them: but..........*bang*
You face an opponent who has never known defeat, who laughs in foreign tongues at your efforts to survive. This is Reply suicide."Oh Molly Connoly ruined my life, I thought the world should know."Say Anything - Every Man Has A Molly
Me: "Use your infinite rockets to waste the enemy!"Marine: "But I'm not programmed to be that intelligent!"
me -marienes this is on legendary so iam gonna kill u and take ur good weponsmariens-the chief has gone loko fire at willmariens-wow he is finally dead em wasnt he our only chance of saving earthmariens-poopy
marines! make me a sandwhich.*you turn into a sandwhich*Holy crap, marines!*a peice of Holy crap is floating beside you now*wtf!?
Video of Rodent's AbodePosted by: CockburnicusYou missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!
me:Marines!! attack it's weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGEmarines: RIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEERRRR
Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master Posted by: link 1264And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Kill them!Marines: Does not compute!Me: Bring me a soda, for I am parched!Marines: But you're a computer-simulated character, you don't get thirsty!Me: Give me your gun!Marine: Ok. But what do I get to use?Me: Use your head.Marine: Um... ok.Me: You idiot...Me: Throw your bodies at the enemy!Marine:Me: Hey, the Covenant stole your Twinkie from your lunchbox.Marine: What?! Those bastards! *kills every Covenant*Me: [smiles behind my faceplate with a mouth covered in cream filling!]
Posted by: MasterChef1013marines! make me a sandwhich.*you turn into a sandwhich*Holy crap, marines!*a peice of Holy crap is floating beside you now*wtf!?Did you just confuse yourself?
Me: Helljumpers, go kick some ass!Helljumpers: Yes, sir!*Five minutes later*Helljumpers: A'ight Chief, now what?Me: ...I didn't mean the marines...Scenario 2Me: *to female marine* On your knees now, private!
Me: kill Keyes!Marines: you do it! then we'll be invincible and kill you!-----------------Me: Throw Grenades!Marines: OK!!Me: Not at ME!!-----------------------Me: Move Out!!Marines: erm... We're already outside!!