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Subject: Voice Commands (funny topic)

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

http://halocinema.bungie.org/halo/24_2b_final_sm.wmv

Just post your funny voice commands and act as a marine answering them. This is based on a dumb post by someone else.

Here's mine:

BrenMan 94: "Hey Marines, find me a game glitch."
Marines: "Yes, Sir!"
3 mins later.......

Marines: "Sir, we have found it!"
BrenMan 94: "ok, lets see wut we got...."
BrenMan 94: "Whoa Snap! I didn't know that u could make all AI disapear! Thanks Marines!"
uhh.....marines.......LOL

  • 07.02.2006 3:33 PM PDT
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Me: DO A BARRLE ROLL FOX!
*The Marines get on the ground and roll around*

  • 07.02.2006 3:39 PM PDT
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Me: Man the Turret Marine
**Marine**:Do it yourself mate, im busy!

  • 07.02.2006 3:42 PM PDT
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me:marines give me a gun

marines: yes sir!

[Edited on 7/2/2006]

  • 07.02.2006 4:08 PM PDT
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Me: Give me my BanHammer!
Marine: Screw you, I don't trust you with that thing!

  • 07.02.2006 4:12 PM PDT
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me: make me a sandcastle marines
them: but theres no sand
me: do it.
them: but..........

*bang*

  • 07.02.2006 4:18 PM PDT
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You face an opponent who has never known defeat, who laughs in foreign tongues at your efforts to survive. This is Reply suicide.

"Oh Molly Connoly ruined my life, I thought the world should know."
Say Anything - Every Man Has A Molly

Me: "Use your infinite rockets to waste the enemy!"
Marine: "But I'm not programmed to be that intelligent!"

  • 07.02.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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me -marienes this is on legendary so iam gonna kill u and take ur good wepons
mariens-the chief has gone loko fire at will
mariens-wow he is finally dead em wasnt he our only chance of saving earth
mariens-poopy

  • 07.02.2006 6:17 PM PDT
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marines! make me a sandwhich.
*you turn into a sandwhich*
Holy crap, marines!
*a peice of Holy crap is floating beside you now*
wtf!?

  • 07.02.2006 6:27 PM PDT

Video of Rodent's Abode
Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

me:Marines!! attack it's weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE
marines: RIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEERRRR

  • 07.02.2006 6:36 PM PDT

Xbox Live Gamertag: Opey Master

Posted by: link 1264
And yeah, Opey could probably win that game without using his BR. Best SMG user in Halo.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RCG ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Kill them!
Marines: Does not compute!

Me: Bring me a soda, for I am parched!
Marines: But you're a computer-simulated character, you don't get thirsty!

Me: Give me your gun!
Marine: Ok. But what do I get to use?
Me: Use your head.
Marine: Um... ok.
Me: You idiot...

Me: Throw your bodies at the enemy!
Marine:

Me: Hey, the Covenant stole your Twinkie from your lunchbox.
Marine: What?! Those bastards! *kills every Covenant*
Me: [smiles behind my faceplate with a mouth covered in cream filling!]

  • 07.02.2006 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChef1013
marines! make me a sandwhich.
*you turn into a sandwhich*
Holy crap, marines!
*a peice of Holy crap is floating beside you now*
wtf!?
Did you just confuse yourself?

  • 07.02.2006 6:40 PM PDT
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Me: Helljumpers, go kick some ass!
Helljumpers: Yes, sir!
*Five minutes later*
Helljumpers: A'ight Chief, now what?
Me: ...I didn't mean the marines...

Scenario 2
Me: *to female marine* On your knees now, private!

  • 07.02.2006 6:46 PM PDT
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Me: kill Keyes!
Marines: you do it! then we'll be invincible and kill you!
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Me: Throw Grenades!
Marines: OK!!
Me: Not at ME!!

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Me: Move Out!!
Marines: erm... We're already outside!!

  • 07.02.2006 6:46 PM PDT