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Subject: The Flood Advice Thread: I'm Here For YOU

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

Well flood...here I am...

Need advice on life/love/school/health issues?


Hit me and I'll hit back at your problem.



Think of me as your own personal Dr. Drew(but without the Dr...so more like...Drew).
Need a way to ask a girl out? I got ideas.
Not sure what to do with yourself lately? I might be able to help.
Why do the Browns suck? Cause they're the Browns...they're from Cleveland for God's sake.


So flood...ASK AWAY!

  • 11.26.2012 6:40 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

*hits OP*

  • 11.26.2012 6:41 PM PDT

What can you do to gain my trust, oh great OP?

  • 11.26.2012 6:41 PM PDT

<3

smh

  • 11.26.2012 6:42 PM PDT

Why doesn't my crush talk to me?

  • 11.26.2012 6:43 PM PDT

xCharging Saint
The Saint Effect

What is the meaning of life?

  • 11.26.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: The_Black_Coyote
Which results in more happiness, a foot job or a hand job?

Depends on the person giving and the person receiving.

Let's say the person who's giving is more experienced at hand jobs, a foot job from them likely won't feel as good simply because they don't have as much practice in this particular technique.

In regard to the person receiving, it depends on their tastes. If they're into foots, they're gonna like a foot job way more than a hand job.


Best way to know which will satisfy your parter the most? Communication
Talk about the two options with each other and your two own personal tastes/likes/experience/etc.

  • 11.26.2012 6:44 PM PDT

Check me out:
http://www.youtube.com/user/PhormalityMusic?feature=mhee

Why do I suck so much?

  • 11.26.2012 6:44 PM PDT

How do you eat pie properly, o great one.

  • 11.26.2012 6:45 PM PDT

What's the best way to kill myself?
Pills and a belt around my neck didn't work.

  • 11.26.2012 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: CarefreeMeat
Why doesn't my crush talk to me?

Probably because you don't talk to her. Also, she isn't a mind reader.

[Edited on 11.26.2012 6:49 PM PST]

  • 11.26.2012 6:47 PM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

Drew, is it desirable to possess swag?

  • 11.26.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Not again.

  • 11.26.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Why am I unloved?

  • 11.26.2012 6:48 PM PDT
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How do I gain this elixir known as "swag?" I wish to impress all of the women at my educational building.

  • 11.26.2012 6:50 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: CarefreeMeat
Why doesn't my crush talk to me?

Now this is pretty vague...so I'm going to go with two general situations. If these situations aren't like your current one, reply and let me know and give me some more to work with.

Situation 1. You haven't/don't often talk to your crush.
This is a simple one. You're into your crush, and they don't reciprocate(at least not the same way/degree as you). So what do you do? Try talking to your crush. Don't do the whole "Let's be friends" talk though. Go up to them and make it clear to them that you're interested, either by compliments or some other manner.
Now be warned, if they are uninterested in you or shy, this may lead to situation 2.

Situation 2: You talk to your crush, they don't (often hopefully) talk back.
What's most likely happening here is you're interested and they aren't. Now if this isn't a huge "love of your life" type crush, then your best bet may be to move onto to someone who may be mutually interested in you.
If you want to fight for this crush, then keep trying and do your best to find some common ground. Heard from around the yard that she/he is a big fan of boats? "Hey random question, but I heard that you know about boats, and I'm going fishing this weekend and I was wondering what you think about x type of boat for this".
Now if you talk to them and they just ignore you and move on like you're invisible, don't waste your time. You're young and sexy, move on.

  • 11.26.2012 6:50 PM PDT

If i were to run down a crowded sidewalk playing careless whispers on my sax, should i wear a fedora or a santa clause hat?

  • 11.26.2012 6:50 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: Zuuru
What is the meaning of life?

To post in this thread with questions.

  • 11.26.2012 6:51 PM PDT

I'm borderline in-love with my best friend and I don't know what would happen if I told him this.

What do.

  • 11.26.2012 6:51 PM PDT

OP I have a bunch of pr0n games could you recommend to me which ones I should play first?

  • 11.26.2012 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: alej452
If i were to run down a crowded sidewalk playing careless whispers on my sax, should i wear a fedora or a santa clause hat?


Both. At the same time.

  • 11.26.2012 6:54 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: Heven644
Why do I suck so much?

Now you're not giving me much to work with so I'll do my best here.
If I had to guess, I'd say that your apparent lack of self esteem is what makes you think this.

Now, I'm not telling you to go off and be a cocky son of a -blam!-, but I guarantee you don't suck at everything. Maybe a few things(we all do), but not everything. So know this and next time someone says you suck, think about their position. It's likely that they feel so inferior to the norm, that they wish to bring you down as well. Don't think much of it. And if they are amazing at whatever it is and say that you suck, then they're cocky sons of -blam!-es who will one day probably see that they're really not as great as they think they are.

Now if you want to become better at something, do it more.

You think you suck at guitar? Practice more.

And chances are, if this is about something(s) specific, you're better than you think you are at it.

  • 11.26.2012 6:54 PM PDT


Posted by: Zanir

Posted by: alej452
If i were to run down a crowded sidewalk playing careless whispers on my sax, should i wear a fedora or a santa clause hat?


Both. At the same time.


Hell yes...
Why didn't i think of that!
-Will post video to flood after i do it in a week or two.

  • 11.26.2012 6:55 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

How old are you?

  • 11.26.2012 6:55 PM PDT

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