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Subject: The Flood Advice Thread: I'm Here For YOU

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: mr pie123
How do you eat pie properly, o great one.

You gotta treat a great pie like a beautiful woman you love.


You got to take it slow(not too slow though) and savor every moment.

And don't be afraid to switch it up.

You always eat the pie normally, piece by piece? Try switching it up...maybe one time, eat it from the outside in, so the crust is the first part to go, and the goey insides are saved for last.

  • 11.26.2012 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Scoopicus
I'm borderline in-love with my best friend and I don't know what would happen if I told him this.

What do.

From my extensive knowledge from reading homoerotic stories online, you should tell him because he feels the same way and you will have sex and be a super cute couple.

  • 11.26.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: Kuhgrok Anthorm
What's the best way to kill myself?
Pills and a belt around my neck didn't work.

1-800-273-8255

  • 11.26.2012 6:58 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Leafie
Hit me and I'll hit back at your problem.
*right hook*

  • 11.26.2012 6:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: Scoopicus
I'm borderline in-love with my best friend and I don't know what would happen if I told him this.

What do.

I'm assuming you're a girl? Or am I wrong?

  • 11.26.2012 6:59 PM PDT


Posted by: Leafie

Posted by: Kuhgrok Anthorm
What's the best way to kill myself?
Pills and a belt around my neck didn't work.

1-800-273-8255


No thank you, I would not like your phone sex.
But I'm flattered.

  • 11.26.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

You are loved.

Whether you see it or not.


Now, why do you not see those who love you?

Try this:

Take a good look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if YOU love yourself.
If the answer is no, ask yourself why.
Is it something superficial? These you can likely change if you really want to(weight, looks, etc).
Is it something that can't be changed? Realize that this is you and that is a great thing. You are unique and an individual and that's a beautiful thing.
Accept it and see the good in you. I know there is a lot of it.

Once you accept yourself and see the good in yourself you'll love yourself, and if you are okay with your self you'll see those who care about you all around.

  • 11.26.2012 7:01 PM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.

Dude, Macho Man Randy Savage is trying to kill me with fire. All I want to do is be a Cat that casts magic, but he's all like "YEAAAAH!". It's not going well.

What do?

  • 11.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: Zanir
How do I gain this elixir known as "swag?" I wish to impress all of the women at my educational building.

Become a pimp.

I warn you though, the life of a pimp is not easy and should be gone through with care.

  • 11.26.2012 7:02 PM PDT


Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: Scoopicus
I'm borderline in-love with my best friend and I don't know what would happen if I told him this.

What do.

I'm assuming you're a girl? Or am I wrong?

False.

And yes he swings the same way I do, so I'm really not sure how that would turn out.

  • 11.26.2012 7:03 PM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: Scoopicus

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: Scoopicus
I'm borderline in-love with my best friend and I don't know what would happen if I told him this.

What do.

I'm assuming you're a girl? Or am I wrong?

False.

And yes he swings the same way I do, so I'm really not sure how that would turn out.


Go for it, man!

That's all I got.

Burn, baby, burn!

  • 11.26.2012 7:05 PM PDT

I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

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Posted by: thebuzzardbait
I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

Like tail wearing furry, or I like the art furry?

  • 11.26.2012 7:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

Like tail wearing furry, or I like the art furry?
Like, he's actively fapping to and following a certain kind of comic.

I'm not sure if he would do the whole dress up thing, but I'm afraid to ask.

  • 11.26.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: alej452
If i were to run down a crowded sidewalk playing careless whispers on my sax, should i wear a fedora or a santa clause hat?

I will answer this question with some graphs.

On each of these graphs, the axis are as follows:
X: How close christmas is
Y: Desired affect

Here is a control(no hats):
http://images.tutorvista.com/cms/images/82/horizontal-line.JP G

Here is a santa hat:
http://openreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/geometric-growt h.gif

Here is a fedora:
http://serc.carleton.edu/images/quantskills/methods/quantlit/ hand_graph.v2.jpg

  • 11.26.2012 7:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: thebuzzardbait
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

Like tail wearing furry, or I like the art furry?
Like, he's actively fapping to and following a certain kind of comic.

I'm not sure if he would do the whole dress up thing, but I'm afraid to ask.

Ok. Does he shove it in your face?

  • 11.26.2012 7:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Leafie

Posted by: alej452
If i were to run down a crowded sidewalk playing careless whispers on my sax, should i wear a fedora or a santa clause hat?

I will answer this question with some graphs.

On each of these graphs, the axis are as follows:
X: How close christmas is
Y: Desired affect

Here is a control(no hats):
http://images.tutorvista.com/cms/images/82/horizontal-line.JP G

Here is a santa hat:
http://openreport.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/geometric-growt h.gif

Here is a fedora:
http://serc.carleton.edu/images/quantskills/methods/quantlit/ hand_graph.v2.jpg


that was real nice OP
*high-fives OP*

  • 11.26.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

Like tail wearing furry, or I like the art furry?
Like, he's actively fapping to and following a certain kind of comic.

I'm not sure if he would do the whole dress up thing, but I'm afraid to ask.

Ok. Does he shove it in your face?
He occasionally shows me, or attempts to show me, the special art.

  • 11.26.2012 7:12 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.

Well three likely foreseeable outcomes:

He reciprocates this feelings. Yay!

He is neutral: Meh

He is put off by that fact. :(

So, chances are you can tell which way he will likely react...if I had to guess, he wouldn't be too happy with that.

If that's the case, this question is about yourself and what you feel.
Now how badly do you want him to know...that's the central question.
Is it worth risking your friendship? Do you believe that, as your best friend, he deserves/should know?

This is a complicated question, so I'm gonna ask that you please reply with a response and possibly some more information, if you don't mind.

My answer will depend on several factors, such as the nature of this friendship, the length in time, and why you value this friendship.

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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: Leafie
I'm Here For YOU


And I'm here too.

  • 11.26.2012 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: thebuzzardbait
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: thebuzzardbait
I just found out one of my closest friends is a furblam, what should I do about this?

Like tail wearing furry, or I like the art furry?
Like, he's actively fapping to and following a certain kind of comic.

I'm not sure if he would do the whole dress up thing, but I'm afraid to ask.

Ok. Does he shove it in your face?
He occasionally shows me, or attempts to show me, the special art.

Tell him to stop showing you the stuff and keep it to himself.

  • 11.26.2012 7:13 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: What Is This1
OP I have a bunch of pr0n games could you recommend to me which ones I should play first?

The one with aquaman.

  • 11.26.2012 7:14 PM PDT

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  • 11.26.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.


Posted by: Chickeng0d
Dude, Macho Man Randy Savage is trying to kill me with fire. All I want to do is be a Cat that casts magic, but he's all like "YEAAAAH!". It's not going well.

What do?

Lay off the drugs for starters.

  • 11.26.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Tell him to stop showing you the stuff and keep it to himself.
That doesn't fix the fact he's still a furblam, this doesn't help me at all!

  • 11.26.2012 7:16 PM PDT

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