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Subject: At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well?

Also, how did you find out? Did you confront your parents for lying to you for all those years?

  • 11.27.2012 2:28 PM PDT

...w-what? Santa's not real?!

[Edited on 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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He's not real...?


Posted by: Garem
...w-what? Santa's not real?!

Beat me to it by a second.

[Edited on 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Around nine, I think.

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Lolmenade
He's not real...?

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Goddammit Charlie!

Spoilers man, freaking spoilers.

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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Guys. He bought it. Well done.

  • 11.27.2012 2:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

Spoilers fgt

  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

He is real!


  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

I think I was about seven. My brother noticed that 'from Mum and Dad' was always in the same handwriting as 'from Santa'

  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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I don't remember, I guess I just figured it out eventually.

I didn't say anything though thinking I'd just continue to get presents for a while.

  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT
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Eight-ish

  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT

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Never grew up believing he was 'real'.

  • 11.27.2012 2:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Goddammit Charlie!

Spoilers man, freaking spoilers.

This. Seriously Charlie, -blam!- you.

  • 11.27.2012 2:31 PM PDT

I dunno, but I don't really care. It didn't affect me a whole lot.

  • 11.27.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: WinyPit82
Around nine, I think.

  • 11.27.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

He isn't real?!?


Whose lap was I sitting on then?!?

  • 11.27.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Thanks alot Charlie, you ruined Christmas for me now.

  • 11.27.2012 2:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
He isn't real?!?


Whose lap was I sitting on then?!?


;-)

  • 11.27.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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8. I was smart enough to compare my mom's handwriting to "Santa's" handwriting.

  • 11.27.2012 2:33 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

You cant stop believing guys! If you don't believe Santas gonna die!

  • 11.27.2012 2:33 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
He isn't real?!?


Whose lap was I sitting on then?!?

Does this mean that you won't be coming back to visit this year?

I'll have to make alternate plans if not.

  • 11.27.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded


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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Goddammit Charlie!

Spoilers man, freaking spoilers.

This. Seriously Charlie, -blam!- you.


Said DE4THINC4RN4TE, giving Recon a -blam!-job.

  • 11.27.2012 2:33 PM PDT

I think I was around 6 or 7. It seemed pretty obvious that he couldn't exist.

  • 11.27.2012 2:34 PM PDT