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Posted by: Swagoth Ur
Posted by: angry0lbgrampa
Hold the phone...And I quote...
Ketchum writes that her team's research indicates the "North American Sasquatch" is a hybrid of a female -blam!- sapien and a male of "unknown hominin species," whose DNA matched approximately 15,000 years ago.
So, Let me get this straight, some chick got down with a monkey?
What i what to know is, if the species is unknown then how did they match it with a creature from 15,000 years ago?
Well she did also say she got her DNA sample from a bagel so it's probably not worth questioning.
She could tell the age of the DNA, just not what hominid it was from. Or at least that's how it would work if this was real. There was a real Yeti, it was ten feet tall, died out thousands of years ago, and lived on another goddamn continent.
I still find the idea of anyone truthfully believing in Bigfoot laughable at best. There is no fossil record of a large ape in North America save -blam!- Sapiens. That pretty much ends it right there.