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Subject: Weirdest dream you ever had?

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.

I went to the moon with a flame pony and then the pony changed into a demon. I got back on the demon and then we headed to some planet that looked like earth. We landed, and all I saw was white stuff everywhere it was floating in the air and the sky was red.
I woke up then.

  • 11.27.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

They were filled with 1's and 0's...and there was even a 2!

  • 11.27.2012 3:12 PM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

I had a really -blam!- weird one last night where I impaled people with weapons I made from shark teeth.

  • 11.27.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Connor Morris

I was at a soda machine wearing sequent leather jeans. I a 4.50 dollar bill in a soda machine to which it replied "sorry no hookers left"

  • 11.27.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Never had a dream. Oh well.

  • 11.27.2012 3:13 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: Vien
They were filled with 1's and 0's...and there was even a 2!

Blame stosh?

OT: I don't know one in particular, but there was one where I was trapped in my house and kept waking up on my lawn and everything got colder and darker the further away I walked from home.

  • 11.27.2012 3:14 PM PDT

I have a dream... *gets sniped*

  • 11.27.2012 3:16 PM PDT

I had a messed up dream where the entire cast of Twilight had enormous dongs and had their way with me.

Needless to say, I did not wake up with morning wood.

  • 11.27.2012 3:16 PM PDT

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.


Posted by: Stanky Cucumber
I had a messed up dream where the entire cast of Twilight had enormous dongs and had their way with me.

Needless to say, I did not wake up with morning wood.


Even the females?

  • 11.27.2012 3:17 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

Zombie Spongebobs...

I honestly don't even...

  • 11.27.2012 3:19 PM PDT
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I had a dream i was back at college.

  • 11.27.2012 3:21 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."

A large, rare tortoise was hiding somewhere, and to get it to come out, I had to flash my junk. It was pretty rad.

  • 11.27.2012 3:21 PM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

I was a potato that worked for an army of robots who were hell-bent on claiming the Amazon as their own

  • 11.27.2012 3:24 PM PDT

I was recon

I don't know how to describe it... I'm still scared

  • 11.27.2012 3:41 PM PDT
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Actually it was last night... I was in the kitchen with two 60s-ish women, and for some reason I insisted that I... pleasure them while they were cooking. Yeah... I don't want to talk about it anymore.

  • 11.27.2012 3:43 PM PDT
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You Eyeballin Me?

Penguins killed the Traffic Cones and took over the world spreading the love.....

Oh god it hurts me to think of it!

  • 11.27.2012 3:45 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link =BWU_072310
Made it into the update!

Warning: Incoming Long Read

It was the begging of a new semester. I was the same age as when I had the dream, but the era seemed to be about 100 years in the future. I was to venture to a new school where I would live for the time I spent studying there.

I walked up to the magneti-train station. There were swarms of people all around me. It was difficult to hold my place and take a glance around to see if there was anyone I recognized. I clutched to my ticket as I stepped onto a car along with the masses.

Once I was inside, I looked down at my seat number. 435. The cars had three groups of booths and tables to sit in on one side with a window to look out of for each group. The other side was just the red, carpeted walkway to get by. Every other car had door to exit. I looked at where I was on the train, next to seat 230. I walked down to the other end of train, glancing at the people walking past me once again in hopes of seeing someone I recognized.

When I finally reached the end of train, I noticed that 435 was the very last booth. It was filled. The people in the booth stopped their conversation and just looked at me. I looked back at them questioningly. Their faces turned to disgust when they started to glare at me. As I started to turn and walk away, they went back to conversing. Since my seat was filled, I thought that maybe I could find an empty booth seeing as nobody was trying to find a booth anymore.

As I was walking down to other end of the train, I noticed that the booths had been served lunch, fancy, exquisite dishes you would find in a restaurant. 400. 350. 300. No booths open. 250. 200. 150. No booths open. I started to feel worried that some extra people had gotten onto the train, and I would be thrown off for not having a place. 100. 50. Zer... Booth 0 was open. I thought it was peculiar seeing as each booth held four people and booth 0 would have been the first one to fill up, logically.

I sat down in the booth and waited to be served a meal. No one appeared. After a period of time I decided to just wait until the train arrived to it's destination and looked out the window. The train was on a bridge over the ocean. I was able to see the rest of the train in both directions because the bridge turned ever so slightly. I looked to see where the bridge headed, but nothing appeared beyond the horizon. Suddenly, a rocky island was in view, standing tall against the waves with vegetation on top. I watched as it moved closer and closer.

When we arrived, I stepped off the train once again looking for anyone familiar, just in case I hadn't seen them when entering the train or missed their face in a booth. I recognized none that I saw. When everyone exited the train, there was no sign of the school in sight. The station was in a cove though, so seeing the majority of the island was impossible.

Everyone was was being told by "directors" to take the road to get to the school. Their voices lowered as they told us that not all of us would make it. No one thought much of this. I started along the road which seemed to have been hollowed out of the side of the island as it slowly ascended around and up. It was made of rock on three sides: the floor, the ceiling, and the wall to my right. On my left, nothing but the ocean and the train leaving could be seen. Everyone walked in pulses of groups. I found myself walking alone though.

The road made a sudden right turn into the heart of the island and everyone realized what the directors had meant. Wooden scaffolding reached from the edge of the road all the way up to the top of the fissure we were in. The cavern was dark with a reddish glow. Lava waited for those who fell below. If one were to look up, they would see a small opening to which the scaffolding reach blue light penetrating the darkness about 10 stories up. The road had widened at this point from 20 people wide to roughly 200 people. This was reasonable width for over 1500 people. The scaffolding was just as wide, but it split into 12 different sections where only one person could climb it at a time.

As I started my ascent, I realized how few people were actually going to make it. Screams could be heard as bodies lost their grip or slipped. As I was ascending I could see why so many fell. Wooden planks of the scaffolding would give way if too much pressure was applied. A plank fell under my foot and I pulled myself up. I was straining myself just to make it half way up. After what seemed to be a few hellish seconds, 2 hours of climbing had actually passed as I ascended in an adrenaline rush of determination and fear.

Once I made it out the fissure, I arrived at large pool party celebrating all the "survivors", the aura of festivity enhanced by the evening orange sky of sunset. The number of those who made it turned out to be less than 300. I was glad now that I recognized no one dear to me, but I still felt lonely seeing as I would spend years here without knowing anyone. I found a table, set down my belongings, and went to grab some food from a buffet set up.

When I returned, I saw sitting in the only other chair at the table I had set my belongings a girl with long black hair, emerald green eyes, an aqua one piece swim suit, and a towel around her waist. She waited until I sat down before she spoke. She pointed at one of my things, a black pendant. It was a pendant I had meant to give to a girl I loved 3 years ago, but never came through with doing. The girl had moved away the day before I had planned to tell her how I felt.

The girl in the chair opposite of me pointed at my pendant and said softly, "I like your necklace." She smiled at me, stood up, and walked away. I was too surprised to say anything back. I looked down at the pendant and realized that she was the same girl from before. When I turned around to find her, she was nowhere to be seen.

I woke up.

  • 11.27.2012 4:24 PM PDT

My Brahman is ready.

When all of my friends were replaced with different personalities of me.


And when my friends were kidnapped by a shape-shifting figure. He would change forms everytime you looked at him. First, he was Tom Cruise, then he was Voldemort, then he was Optimus Prime.

  • 11.27.2012 4:27 PM PDT

For those who wish to contact me on Xbox LIVE, my main account is "The 7th Taco", and the one linked with my profile here is only a backup.

"Once, I dreamed I was Halo"

"And?"

"I killed aliens and didn't afraid of anything"

"*gasp*"

  • 11.27.2012 4:36 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

I'd rather not share.

  • 11.27.2012 4:37 PM PDT

I killed my dad who was chasing me by flying through a volcano

  • 11.27.2012 4:39 PM PDT
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I had a dream my Dad had a pet Xenomorph, but he had to get rid of it because it was getting bigger and would soon kill us. So for some reason he decided to lock it up in a Vault in the desert, but he accidentally locked me in there as well.

You can guess what happened next.




Weirdest wet dream I've had in a loooooong time.

  • 11.27.2012 4:40 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

The most random one I've had is where I was living in a run down apartment complex and Gabriel Inglasias and his cousin were around. I let them borrow my truck
(Which had no top on it) so they could go get groceries. While they were gone my mom showed up accusing me of getting some random girl pregnant so I decided to go to her place to prove her wrong.

She lived in a different apartment across a grassy hill and when we got there she was wearing my jacket but I had no clue who she was and she was yelling at her boyfriend. I said I didn't know who she was, grabbed my jacket and called her a crazy -blam!- and left.

When I got back to my apartment grounds Gabriel showed back up and told me that he and his cousin found a crazy deal going on at the local Dairy Queen. We go there and wait in line and when I got to the front door the lady gave me a huge stack of Oreos. When I asked her why Gabriel said "just wait". When we sat down at one of the tables everybody had sandwiches and when I went to look at my stack of Oreos it turn into a magical Oreo sandwich. As soon as I took a bite I woke up.

One crazy random dream.

  • 11.27.2012 5:03 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

I had some weird dream last night, although I don't remember too much. First off, I think there was some fighting the very beginning or some event before some kind of rupture occurred and someone appeared. Apparently, it was Adolf Hitler as the U.S. president in an alternate dimension. When he said his name, everything got awkward and I think someone tried to kill him, but he explained how he accidentally warped to our dimension. So some stuff happened and he decided to help legalize marijuana. And that is pretty much my dream.

  • 11.27.2012 5:09 PM PDT

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