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Subject: Sniper or Medic?

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.

Which one would you rather be?

  • 11.27.2012 4:06 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

A sniper medic.

  • 11.27.2012 4:07 PM PDT

A sniper medic.

^ Damnit

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Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Heavy

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Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.

Soldier.

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You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

A medic sniper.

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A medic sniper

Well -blam!-

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Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Depends on what would be happening. I'm relatively squeamish about exposed innards and stuff so I say sniper.

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Spartan-IV.

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Medic.

Sniper's worthless for the team.

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EDIT: lolnvm

OT: medic

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心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Sniper.

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its funny how the same bad jokes all flow between the floods heads its almost like a supernatural connection.

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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

Snipers can kill an individual. A well timed uber will destroy an entire position and secure the point for the team. Medic every time.

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Medic, I cant shoot for -blam!-

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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

Depends if you want to be a useless turd, or an asset to the team.

Medic.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

IRL and I have no choice other than picking one of those two?

Sniper. I already know how to shoot, and I can't stand medical stuff. It freaks me out.

  • 11.27.2012 4:11 PM PDT

Spy

  • 11.27.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Sniper you bloody fruit shop owner.

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Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

I think I'd rather be the medic.
Get to save people's lives.

  • 11.27.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Depends on the Game/Situation;
Open spaces and outdoors where everyone is spread out - Sniper
Inside CQB fighting - Medic

  • 11.27.2012 4:15 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Medic

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Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

I change my mind.

Spy and pyro

Spyro

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  • 11.27.2012 4:16 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Sniper. Longest IRL shot stands at ~400 yards bullseye. Not too bad with a basic .270WIN. Could shoot farther, but shooting over property lines is frowned upon in this ares.

EDIT: Plus, the close up sight of gruesome human wound can sometimes creeps me out.

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"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2


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Heavy.

  • 11.27.2012 4:21 PM PDT

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