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Subject: Where am I?

)Gifted Monkey(

I just woke up here in front of this odd device with lettered buttons on it... the last thing I remember was that I was swimming in what seemed like an endless body of water. I'm scared. Help. Someone... anyone... please, respond!

  • 11.27.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I'd tell you it's a bomb, but it's probably gone off by now anyway.

  • 11.27.2012 7:04 PM PDT

XxXD3LuuX3 X luuC1d17YXxX

Copy that Romeo, this is Echo 233, we're on our way.

  • 11.27.2012 7:04 PM PDT

Echo 233, this is Spartan 117, do not procede.

  • 11.27.2012 7:06 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.

  • 11.27.2012 7:06 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

  • 11.27.2012 7:06 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(

1. It's what I'm using to communicate with you.
2. Wtfreak is a bomb?

[Edited on 11.27.2012 7:07 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2012 7:07 PM PDT

XxXD3LuuX3 X luuC1d17YXxX

Copy that Sierra 117, we're nearly in visual range thou-- *static*

  • 11.27.2012 7:07 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
1. It's what I'm using to communicate with you.
2. Wtfreak is a bomb?


It's what exploded and killed you. By the way, how fast is the Afterlife's Internet?

  • 11.27.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: petitminou
Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.


Whip what out?

  • 11.27.2012 7:08 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

  • 11.27.2012 7:08 PM PDT

*Sierra 117 to Infinity*
" Sir, we have lost Echo 233, permission to enter? "
Infinity: Clarence granted, theres a pelican waiting for you.

  • 11.27.2012 7:08 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
1. It's what I'm using to communicate with you.
2. Wtfreak is a bomb?


It's what exploded and killed you. By the way, how fast is the Afterlife's Internet?

Internet?

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: petitminou
Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.


Whip what out?


It's pretty obvious, dontcha think?

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

What, so did you take the blue pill instead?

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: petitminou
Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.

This seems fishy...

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: petitminou
Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.


Whip what out?


It's pretty obvious, dontcha think?


Money? Wallet?

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

What, so did you take the blue pill instead?

Um... I took them all because when I woke up, I was really hungry.

  • 11.27.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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You're behind hunted down by an evil Liam Nesson

  • 11.27.2012 7:10 PM PDT


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

What, so did you take the blue pill instead?

Um... I took them all because when I woke up, I was really hungry.


Win?

  • 11.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

What, so did you take the blue pill instead?

Um... I took them all because when I woke up, I was really hungry.

*facesmack*
Therein lies your problem. If you would have just taken the red pill and nothing else, you wouldn't be so confused.

  • 11.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
You are in a Matrix. Those letters in front of you aren't real. I'm the only person who has realized that everything here is fake. OP, when the time comes, you must take the red pill.

I tried the red pill... It was nasty and made my spine tingle a bit, but the effects wore off.

What, so did you take the blue pill instead?

Um... I took them all because when I woke up, I was really hungry.

*facesmack*
Therein lies your problem. If you would have just taken the red pill and nothing else, you wouldn't be so confused.

Oops. What else was I supposed to eat? My shoes? I ate those too, though. What do I do now?

  • 11.27.2012 7:13 PM PDT
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OP, you need to find an attractive female named Dakota Fanning, then you two need to find all three Green Day band members, then you need to find a box of Twinkies, navigate through a forest while escaping Slender man, after you need to steal a car

  • 11.27.2012 7:13 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: Deadlights911
OP, you need to find an attractive female named Dakota Fanning, then you two need to find all three Green Day band members, then you need to find a box of Twinkies, navigate through a forest while escaping Slender man, after you need to steal a car

That would be easy... if we were back in my day. When they made Twinkies. :(

  • 11.27.2012 7:15 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Oops. What else was I supposed to eat? My shoes? I ate those too, though. What do I do now?

Well, I've never encountered anyone stupid enough to do that, so I really don't know. Looks like you're going to enter a state of eternal limbo according to this matrix handbook I'm reading.

Shorthand, you're screwed.

  • 11.27.2012 7:17 PM PDT

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