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Subject: Where am I?

)Gifted Monkey(

Awwwww... -blam!-! What should I do?

  • 11.27.2012 7:19 PM PDT
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HURRY OP! GO FIND DAKOTA!!!

  • 11.27.2012 7:29 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Awwwww... -blam!-! What should I do?

According to Chapter 62061 Section 59 Subheading "In the Event an Idiot Consumes Both Pills", it says that the only way to reverse the eternal limbo state is to successfully assassinate the president of current country of residence in the Matrix. It also says this is nearly impossible because "matrix police have an uncanny ability to determine the motives of all citizens at any single point in time. Likewise, it is advised to go abroad (because Matrix police cannot pursue you outside of your country) and figure out a way to construct a weapon that could destroy the entire Matrix earth. If activated, this would cause the Matrix computer to hard reset itself to 10 (ten) years prior to the event."

tl;dr gotta go abroad to create a weapon of total destruction and detonate it.

  • 11.27.2012 7:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Awwwww... -blam!-! What should I do?

According to Chapter 62061 Section 59 Subheading "In the Event an Idiot Consumes Both Pills", it says that the only way to reverse the eternal limbo state is to successfully assassinate the president of current country of residence in the Matrix. It also says this is nearly impossible because "matrix police have an uncanny ability to determine the motives of all citizens at any single point in time. Likewise, it is advised to go abroad (because Matrix police cannot pursue you outside of your country) and figure out a way to construct a weapon that could destroy the entire Matrix earth. If activated, this would cause the Matrix computer to hard reset itself to 10 (ten) years prior to the event."

tl;dr gotta go abroad to create a weapon of total destruction and detonate it.

Hm, sounds easy enough. Thanks!

  • 11.27.2012 7:32 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: Deadlights911
HURRY OP! GO FIND DAKOTA!!!

No. I have to construct a crazy weapon to destroy the Matrix earth.

  • 11.27.2012 7:33 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Awwwww... -blam!-! What should I do?

According to Chapter 62061 Section 59 Subheading "In the Event an Idiot Consumes Both Pills", it says that the only way to reverse the eternal limbo state is to successfully assassinate the president of current country of residence in the Matrix. It also says this is nearly impossible because "matrix police have an uncanny ability to determine the motives of all citizens at any single point in time. Likewise, it is advised to go abroad (because Matrix police cannot pursue you outside of your country) and figure out a way to construct a weapon that could destroy the entire Matrix earth. If activated, this would cause the Matrix computer to hard reset itself to 10 (ten) years prior to the event."

tl;dr gotta go abroad to create a weapon of total destruction and detonate it.

Hm, sounds easy enough. Thanks!

So yeah, seems like the total destruction is easier since it's next to impossible to kill the president.

  • 11.27.2012 7:34 PM PDT

Can someone please like fry his modem or something?

  • 11.27.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: Deadlights911
HURRY OP! GO FIND DAKOTA!!!

No. I have to construct a crazy weapon to destroy the Matrix earth.


YOU FOOL!

Don't listen to AgentCop he's just trying to deceive you!!!

  • 11.27.2012 7:34 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Awwwww... -blam!-! What should I do?

According to Chapter 62061 Section 59 Subheading "In the Event an Idiot Consumes Both Pills", it says that the only way to reverse the eternal limbo state is to successfully assassinate the president of current country of residence in the Matrix. It also says this is nearly impossible because "matrix police have an uncanny ability to determine the motives of all citizens at any single point in time. Likewise, it is advised to go abroad (because Matrix police cannot pursue you outside of your country) and figure out a way to construct a weapon that could destroy the entire Matrix earth. If activated, this would cause the Matrix computer to hard reset itself to 10 (ten) years prior to the event."

tl;dr gotta go abroad to create a weapon of total destruction and detonate it.

Hm, sounds easy enough. Thanks!

Wait a minute, but how long ago was it since you ate both pills?

  • 11.27.2012 7:35 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: Deadlights911
HURRY OP! GO FIND DAKOTA!!!

No. I have to construct a crazy weapon to destroy the Matrix earth.


YOU FOOL!

Don't listen to AgentCop he's just trying to deceive you!!!

... I'm so confused right now!! D': I'm just gonna go assassinate the Matrix president... brb.

  • 11.27.2012 7:35 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: Deadlights911
HURRY OP! GO FIND DAKOTA!!!

No. I have to construct a crazy weapon to destroy the Matrix earth.


YOU FOOL!

Don't listen to AgentCop he's just trying to deceive you!!!

I'm obviously the only sane one here. Seriously dude, I'm reading the Matrix handbook right now. You must be the police. Sneaky little bastard.

  • 11.27.2012 7:36 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(

Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

  • 11.27.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Lol, guys, if this thread gets locked, move it over into this group.

[Edited on 11.27.2012 7:37 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2012 7:37 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

Okay, you should be good. It advises that next time you encounter the choice of pills to BE SURE that you eat the red one, since there is no second chance to reset the computer before you enter the limbo state. However, once you reset it, you will consequently have an uncanny ability to predict the future for the next 10 years, so be wary of this since the police can pick up on this very very easily and might terminate you if they figure out that you are a rebel of the matrix.

  • 11.27.2012 7:38 PM PDT

Ima Bee


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Posted by: petitminou
Since you're an exalted member, I believe you completely.

What you need to do is whip it out.


Whip what out?


It's pretty obvious, dontcha think?


Money? Wallet?


nah man, your dick.

  • 11.27.2012 7:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

Okay, you should be good. It advises that next time you encounter the choice of pills to BE SURE that you eat the red one, since there is no second chance to reset the computer before you enter the limbo state. However, once you reset it, you will consequently have an uncanny ability to predict the future for the next 10 years, so be wary of this since the police can pick up on this very very easily and might terminate you if they figure out that you are a rebel of the matrix.

Okay, I think I can remember that. But they can't touch me, I'm a zebra ninja, bro. Nothing can compare.

  • 11.27.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
Lol, guys, if this thread gets locked, move it over into this group.

  • 11.27.2012 7:46 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

Okay, you should be good. It advises that next time you encounter the choice of pills to BE SURE that you eat the red one, since there is no second chance to reset the computer before you enter the limbo state. However, once you reset it, you will consequently have an uncanny ability to predict the future for the next 10 years, so be wary of this since the police can pick up on this very very easily and might terminate you if they figure out that you are a rebel of the matrix.

Okay, I think I can remember that. But they can't touch me, I'm a zebra ninja, bro. Nothing can compare.

I have an idea... I'll go after the president without the motive. And then when I'm close, I'll remember and randomly/accidentally succeed in my task.

  • 11.27.2012 7:54 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

Okay, you should be good. It advises that next time you encounter the choice of pills to BE SURE that you eat the red one, since there is no second chance to reset the computer before you enter the limbo state. However, once you reset it, you will consequently have an uncanny ability to predict the future for the next 10 years, so be wary of this since the police can pick up on this very very easily and might terminate you if they figure out that you are a rebel of the matrix.

Okay, I think I can remember that. But they can't touch me, I'm a zebra ninja, bro. Nothing can compare.

I have an idea... I'll go after the president without the motive. And then when I'm close, I'll remember and randomly/accidentally succeed in my task.

That doesn't work. In your subconscious, you still have that motive that you want to kill him. Even if your plan is to "accidentally" kill him, you're still making a plan to kill him nonetheless.

  • 11.27.2012 7:56 PM PDT
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Not if I can stop you

  • 11.27.2012 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: alej452
*Sierra 117 to Infinity*
" Sir, we have lost Echo 233, permission to enter? "
Infinity: Clarence granted, theres a pelican waiting for you.
I can't believe they granted you Clarence.

  • 11.27.2012 7:59 PM PDT

)Gifted Monkey(


Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Posted by: l ODST Romeo I
Um... I woke up, ate them and my shoes, and posted on here.

Okay, you should be good. It advises that next time you encounter the choice of pills to BE SURE that you eat the red one, since there is no second chance to reset the computer before you enter the limbo state. However, once you reset it, you will consequently have an uncanny ability to predict the future for the next 10 years, so be wary of this since the police can pick up on this very very easily and might terminate you if they figure out that you are a rebel of the matrix.

Okay, I think I can remember that. But they can't touch me, I'm a zebra ninja, bro. Nothing can compare.

I have an idea... I'll go after the president without the motive. And then when I'm close, I'll remember and randomly/accidentally succeed in my task.

That doesn't work. In your subconscious, you still have that motive that you want to kill him. Even if your plan is to "accidentally" kill him, you're still making a plan to kill him nonetheless.

No... I mean I'm going to wipe my mind and really do it sincerely with no motive. Just trust me. If I don't make it, I just want you to know... that... well... nevermind, I'll make it.

  • 11.27.2012 8:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: alej452
*Sierra 117 to Infinity*
" Sir, we have lost Echo 233, permission to enter? "
Infinity: Clarence granted, theres a pelican waiting for you.
I can't believe they granted you Clarence.

I lol'd so hard...

  • 11.27.2012 8:01 PM PDT
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Guys, come move to this group.

  • 11.27.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: l ODST Romeo I

Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: alej452
*Sierra 117 to Infinity*
" Sir, we have lost Echo 233, permission to enter? "
Infinity: Clarence granted, theres a pelican waiting for you.
I can't believe they granted you Clarence.

I lol'd so hard...
They say it like Clarence is a machine. Clarence isn't machine. He's just people :(

  • 11.27.2012 8:08 PM PDT

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