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Subject: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? (Be Creative!)
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Hmm?

  • 11.27.2012 7:08 PM PDT
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I don't need no stinking signature!

Omblem proficer?

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

That's not me in the picture. You're got the wrong guy. Next!

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Because this thread is so horrible you had to take it out on someone.

  • 11.27.2012 7:09 PM PDT

XxXD3LuuX3 X luuC1d17YXxX

I'm sorry I didn't have an "oversize load" permit, but your wife said she had to be home by 3!

  • 11.27.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

"Sir, you are the 10,000,000th visitor to this piece of road! This means that you are entitled to a special prize!"

  • 11.27.2012 7:10 PM PDT

Because, officer, i am to much of a sexy beast for you to leave alone?

  • 11.27.2012 7:10 PM PDT

Because I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader? I don't know.

  • 11.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

She told me she liked the belt!

  • 11.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

Because you thought you saw me riding dirty.

  • 11.27.2012 7:11 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

-Me

if you think my speeding was was illegal, boy you should see the inside of my trunk

  • 11.27.2012 7:13 PM PDT

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.


Posted by: krisman1
Hmm?


I thought you were trying to give me my ex-girlfriend back.
-Police officer walks off laughing-
-ForeverAlone-

  • 11.27.2012 7:13 PM PDT

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.

*Unbuttons top button...*

  • 11.27.2012 7:14 PM PDT

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

f da police. imma shoot yo ass.

  • 11.27.2012 7:14 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

*waves hand*
These aren't the droids you're looking for.

  • 11.27.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

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Because I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader? I don't know.
1 down, 98 to go.

  • 11.27.2012 7:15 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

I'm sorry, I just fap too much. I'll try not to next time.

  • 11.27.2012 7:15 PM PDT

inb4princeofbelairjoke

  • 11.27.2012 7:15 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: krisman1
Hmm?

"Keep it quick, I have a date and she don't like monkeying around!"

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  • 11.27.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Because you want revenge for all the bacon I've eaten?"

  • 11.27.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Because I pulled you over... and you're the one giving me money...

  • 11.27.2012 7:17 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

" Probably because the doughnut-detector in your car gave a false reading. I ate the last doughnut approx. 5 mins ago, there are none left. I'm truly sorry for your loss, officer.'

  • 11.27.2012 7:18 PM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.

"What seems to be the officer problem?"

  • 11.27.2012 7:18 PM PDT

'Cause i got 99 problems, but a -blam!- ain't one!

  • 11.27.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Sorry officer can we make this quick.
I'm currently not wearing any pants.




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  • 11.27.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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