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Subject: Hey guys, I know what I'm going to do with my life.
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I'm going to write a zombie novel, and you're going to help me.

How do I write a zombie novel?

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Inb4 fap

EDIT
on second thought, just fap.

[Edited on 11.27.2012 10:01 PM PST]

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Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

It starts when vampires invade a town.

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-Ans than da Zombi sayd: Afakjhkbnvbkjhdf

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I want to be the guy who kills -blam!- and doesn't afraid of anything

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You take a pen and a piece of paper, and write.

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Duh, so easy...

1. locate writing utensil
2. write zombie novel.

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World ends
Few survivors
Zombie apocalypse for no reason
Fight to survive while getting from place to place looking for help

^ Original zombie story

  • 11.27.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Hot chicks OP. Hot chicks.

  • 11.27.2012 10:02 PM PDT

A rock falls from mar with zombie virus everyone turns zombie except you you kill 50,000,000,000 zombies then you die the end:)

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Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Wait...
PETITMINOU IS WRITING A ZOMBIE NOVEL?!?
OMG GIVE ME COPIES NAOW

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I fell to the ground, tears pouring down my blood stained face. I felt numb. All I wanted to do was close my eyes and never open them again. The horrors that I had just witnessed were too much for me. My mother, my sweet, sweet mother, who raised me from birth, gone in an instant. I did all I could to forgive myself, but it wasn't enough. I know it wasn't her, and I know that holding back would've cost me my life, but that's my own mother, nobody should have to go through that. I sat back against the wall, and let out a deep breath. I needed fresh air. I needed an escape. So I went to the car dealership and bought one.

[Edited on 11.27.2012 10:09 PM PST]

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Ok. There's a terribe virus that turns people to zombies. And it clears up in a week. Like the flu. But people have commited murder without realiing it and feel bad.

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Posted by: petitminou
How do I write a zombie novel?
With a pen and paper.

  • 11.27.2012 10:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Eta Carinae
A rock falls from mar with zombie virus everyone turns zombie except you you kill 50,000,000,000 zombies then you die the end:)


3/10.

I only gave you a three because I could tell you put alot of effort into that number.

  • 11.27.2012 10:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: I are Nick
I fell to the ground, tears pouring down my blood stained face. I felt numb. All I wanted to do was close my eyes and never open them again. The horrors that I had just witnessed were too much for me. My mother, my sweet, sweet mother, who raised me from birth, gone in an instant. I did all I could to forgive myself, but it wasn't enough. I know it wasn't her, and I know that holding back would've cost me my life, but that's my own mother, nobody should have to go through that. I sat back against the wall, and let out a deep breath. I needed fresh air. I needed an escape. So I went to the car dealership and bought one.

I chuckled.

  • 11.27.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded


Posted by: Duardo

Posted by: petitminou
How do I write a zombie novel?
With a pen and paper.

If you're poor.

Are you poor, Duardo?

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

When vampires came to town, no one expected anything but dicks to rise, but to great surprise, so did the dead and they had limp dicks. A 3 Legged Goat didn't give a crap about any of this, since he was ogling his hot chick neighbour.

Zombie Apocalypse be damned, because he was gonna get some- at the very least, "some" meant gratuitous boobs.



This is what I got so far.

  • 11.27.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

"So then A 3 Legged Goat searched the town for a sawed-off. He met a British man who told him then to "sod off"."

[Edited on 11.27.2012 10:15 PM PST]

  • 11.27.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Steal some one else's story and change the characters names. No one will notice.

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Posted by: THElizzard01
"So then A 3 Legged Goat searched the town for a sawed-off. He met a British man who told him then to "sod off"."


That's about as funny as this; he went to a town to search for a carpenter. He found a man who was a car bender.

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shut up and play halo.


Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Hot chicks OP. Hot chicks.



Preach.

  • 11.27.2012 10:16 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Make it interesting.

Make it from the perspective of the Zombie.

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