The shadow on the wall.
Silent
Posted by: randomrosso
You're home alone (in the countryside, secluded from civilization), with no phones and no way of getting help when suddenly while packing away some papers you cut your eye open.
This is bad. Your eye is like jelly, and you're just holding it together with your hands. The pain is immense.
How do you fix it, flood?
Personally I'd chop off my arm. You're not going to worry about your eye if your arm is chopped off.
Walk into my deep freeze and get some ice, and put it on my eye.
Then continue to bang me foot on something until I break a toe, causing me to forget about my eye whilest I scream in agony about the fact that I may have gotten to the point of dropping a 50 pound weight on my toe.