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  • 11.28.2012 4:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

OH DEAR GOD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS OH GOD MY EYES ARE ALREADY BROKEN WHY WHY WHY WHY

  • 11.28.2012 4:51 AM PDT
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That sounds incredibly gruesome.

  • 11.28.2012 4:52 AM PDT

fap

  • 11.28.2012 4:53 AM PDT

Eyes are a lot tougher than you'd think. No way would a paper cut do more than cause slight discomfort while the sclera healed.

  • 11.28.2012 4:54 AM PDT

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I wanna join him when we chew her out.

pour bleach in it to neutralize the acidity of the tear acids

  • 11.28.2012 4:56 AM PDT
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My eyes are made of diamond.

  • 11.28.2012 5:00 AM PDT

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Kill myself

  • 11.28.2012 5:05 AM PDT

Cole

This

  • 11.28.2012 6:07 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.

  • 11.28.2012 6:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.
How bad was the pain 1-10?

  • 11.28.2012 6:15 AM PDT

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Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Cry

and cry more

  • 11.28.2012 6:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: Verbatim
I wanna join him when we chew her out.

Posted by: Duardo
I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.


What the hell were you doing

Were you walking along and suddenly a printer at head-level on a cabinet to the side prints a document as you walk into the paper coming out sideways?

Or did you intentionally slash your eye


[Edited on 11.28.2012 6:20 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 6:19 AM PDT

Cole


Posted by: NH Chainsaw Edge
Posted by: Duardo
I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.


What the hell were you doing

Were you walking along and suddenly a printer at head-level on a cabinet to the side prints a document as you walk into the paper coming out sideways?

Or did you intentionally slash your eye

He was obviously an emo kid who wanted to be a pirate.

  • 11.28.2012 6:23 AM PDT

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Do the only thing you can do.. Sit there and deal with it.

  • 11.28.2012 7:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Nuke This Thread
fly a plane into a skyscraper

Terrible, but I laughed my ass off.

  • 11.28.2012 7:14 AM PDT

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Posted by: randomrosso
You're home alone (in the countryside, secluded from civilization), with no phones and no way of getting help when suddenly while packing away some papers you cut your eye open.

This is bad. Your eye is like jelly, and you're just holding it together with your hands. The pain is immense.

How do you fix it, flood?

Personally I'd chop off my arm. You're not going to worry about your eye if your arm is chopped off.


Walk into my deep freeze and get some ice, and put it on my eye.

Then continue to bang me foot on something until I break a toe, causing me to forget about my eye whilest I scream in agony about the fact that I may have gotten to the point of dropping a 50 pound weight on my toe.

  • 11.28.2012 7:16 AM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Are we talking about a small surface laceration or a complete perforation through to the interior vitreous fluid?

  • 11.28.2012 7:51 AM PDT
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Sup.


Posted by: Duardo
I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.

My friend stabbed himself with a pencil once.

OT:...cry I guess.

  • 11.28.2012 7:52 AM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

Chop arm off.

This is going to hurt

  • 11.28.2012 7:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: NH Chainsaw Edge
Posted by: Duardo
I actually gave gotten a paper cut in my eye before, and it starts watering immediately. Other than that and the pain, nothing else happens.


What the hell were you doing

Were you walking along and suddenly a printer at head-level on a cabinet to the side prints a document as you walk into the paper coming out sideways?

Or did you intentionally slash your eye
i was in class and the girl in front of me was passing papers back. They hit my eye.

  • 11.28.2012 8:12 AM PDT