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  • 11.28.2012 7:45 AM PDT
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U mite b srs but do u evn lift?

  • 11.28.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

If serious how much did that cost you? Also pics are required.

  • 11.28.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Most people here aren't old enough to buy one.


I'll get one.

  • 11.28.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

There's an advert I see on YouTube occasionally where a man's thoughts on whether he should get a lottery ticket or not are narrated. Suggesting it's that much of a problem.

Fail.

  • 11.28.2012 7:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dont pass gass
If serious how much did that cost you? Also pics are required.

Powerballs are $2 a ticket.

My co-workers are doing an office pool - I think they've bought a couple hundred so far.

  • 11.28.2012 7:47 AM PDT

3 of my coworkers and I have pooled together for tickets. I'm in on that, and I bought some on the side for myself.

  • 11.28.2012 7:48 AM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Have fun blowing two thousand dollars and not winning $500,000,000.

  • 11.28.2012 7:49 AM PDT

How dont you have pics OP?

  • 11.28.2012 7:49 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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My co-workers are doing an office pool - I think they've bought a couple hundred so far.
I would never participate in a pool like that. NEVER! I have trust issues.

  • 11.28.2012 7:49 AM PDT

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Didn' t they recently raise the price to $2 per ticket?

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I'll buy a few of them later tonight.

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Posted by: King Dutchy
Didn' t they recently raise the price to $2 per ticket?


yes, they are two dollars.

  • 11.28.2012 7:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: A Good Troll
My co-workers are doing an office pool - I think they've bought a couple hundred so far.
I would never participate in a pool like that. NEVER! I have trust issues.

Yeah, there have been quite a few cases where office pools have ended up in lawsuits over money.

  • 11.28.2012 7:52 AM PDT

The Internet is an empowerment tool that's agnostic; it doesn't care about race, gender, or age.

We probably won't ever hear from you again if you win OP, but good luck I guess.

  • 11.28.2012 7:54 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - Ambrose Bierce

  • 11.28.2012 7:54 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: A Good Troll
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: A Good Troll
My co-workers are doing an office pool - I think they've bought a couple hundred so far.
I would never participate in a pool like that. NEVER! I have trust issues.

Yeah, there have been quite a few cases where office pools have ended up in lawsuits over money.
I mean, if you want a better chance of winning, buy your own damn tickets. They're only 2 dollars a ticket. If you can't afford more, you probably shouldn't be gambling in the first place. Just my opinion.Posted by: Recon Number 54
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - Ambrose Bierce
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[Edited on 11.28.2012 7:55 AM PST]

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Sup.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - Ambrose Bierce

Or a tax on the stupid.

  • 11.28.2012 7:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: Barn Man
$500 million Powerball lottery bros - you entering? Don't even bother buying tickets, guaranteed winner right hurrrr.

Yes, I'm serious.
Please tell me you're not serious.

  • 11.28.2012 8:10 AM PDT

La-hoo, Za-her.

If you win, can I have $20? I'm running a little lean this week...

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Posted by: Atomic Tea
Have fun blowing two thousand dollars and not winning $500,000,000.

  • 11.28.2012 8:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Atomic Tea
Have fun blowing two thousand dollars and not winning $2,000.

Fix'd

  • 11.28.2012 8:53 AM PDT

I'm in an office pool. We all signed a contract supervised by a someone in our legal department to ensure we all get our cut of the pie without killing each other.

  • 11.28.2012 9:10 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: Atomic Tea
Have fun blowing two thousand dollars and not winning $500,000,000.
this.
you are an idiot, OP.

do you gamble a lot?

  • 11.28.2012 9:12 AM PDT

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inb4 OP wins the lottery and proves everyone on here wrong.

  • 11.28.2012 9:16 AM PDT

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