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I'd start my own Science Lab and research infinite bacon.

  • 11.28.2012 10:08 AM PDT
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Play lottery and multiply my fortune.

  • 11.28.2012 10:12 AM PDT

This

  • 11.28.2012 10:14 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

One million one dollar h-

Posted by: AJF1177
inb4hookers


Dangit.

  • 11.28.2012 10:17 AM PDT

Remember,
It is easy to be male
it is another thing to be a man.

Buy sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads of course.

  • 11.28.2012 10:32 AM PDT
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Never work another day in my life

  • 11.28.2012 10:35 AM PDT


Posted by: CultMiester4000
hoo-
Posted by: AJF1177
inb4hookers

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>.>


hooks.

I Lol'ed

  • 11.28.2012 10:45 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

>buy property
>turn it into 2 Billion

>and so on

  • 11.28.2012 10:46 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10

Convert them to useful Great British Pounds.
Store the money in the bank.
Live off the interest.

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  • 11.28.2012 11:02 AM PDT

Now let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this?

I will build a department store in the middle of the African savannah, and have it staffed and fully stocked. Should make a tidy profit.

  • 11.28.2012 11:07 AM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln


Posted by: WEE MAN MJJC
Become Batman.

  • 11.28.2012 11:08 AM PDT

Pay Obama and Romney to sing a duet of "Im Glad You Came"

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

Put half in bank.
Buy anything I want.
????
PROFIT

  • 11.28.2012 11:09 AM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Put it in the bank and live of the interest.

  • 11.28.2012 11:09 AM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

Help out my family A LOT and then help myself out A LOT.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Move to a private island.

Shoot anyone that trespasses it.

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Donate all of it to charity.

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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Invest a couple million in at least 100 different companies.

Then whatever the -blam!- I want.

  • 11.28.2012 11:17 AM PDT
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"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2


Posted by: RustedEdge
Put half in bank.
Buy anything I want.
????
PROFIT
Put it all in the bank
Go into cyro for 1000 years
Awake and collect the interest
Buy a can of sardines for one jillion dollars
???
PROFIT!

[Edited on 11.28.2012 11:40 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 11:26 AM PDT

Put it in a savings account. Live off the interest.

  • 11.28.2012 11:26 AM PDT
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Lots of -blam!-. All of the clothing and all of the accessories I could ever want. Knives, swords and other sharp objects, videogames, a fancier house, a good -blam!- huge bed, a ridiculous amount of pillows, like I really mean A -blam!- TON OF PILLOWS. Pillows everywhere. High end -blam!- super computer. Buy a -blam!- ridiculous amount of smoked salmon, lots of french cheese and lots of martini and baileys bottles. My life is perfect.

  • 11.28.2012 11:31 AM PDT


Posted by: JyppeP
Play lottery and multiply my fortune.


Why do that when you can just throw all of it on 7 on the roulette wheel and multiply it by 36!

/foolproof plan

  • 11.28.2012 11:32 AM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

Change it to Euro and be left with 773 million euro...

  • 11.28.2012 11:34 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Mech Suit.

  • 11.28.2012 11:38 AM PDT

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