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Subject: The Story Of Your Dovahkiin (After the events in Main Story)

"Try to get a better understanding of things before you make your judgement."
-Khan, Metro 2033

Buttsniff Hawke, having defeated Alduin, restoring the thieves guild, becoming the leader of the companions, purging the land of Skyrim of the StormCloaks and doing a bunch of other stuff I can't remember, decided to go back to his comfortable house in Whiterun and settle down.

However, due to such a stupid name, no woman would ever consider marrying the poor sod.

And so with only a lifetime of adventuring ahead of him, Buttsniff left Whiterun for good and decided to live the life of a true adventurer.

Buttsniff would die ten years later of an odd misunderstanding with the Solitude city guard. According to the official documents he stole a tomato.

  • 11.28.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

If I were to type out all the events my main character has done since the MQ, I'd be here for days. And I still haven't finished the game.

  • 11.28.2012 1:13 PM PDT
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The who wishes, fervently wishes

I have a formula...

1- Star main quest, stop when you're supposed to go to Greybeards.

2- Complete the Civil War quest for the Empire and the Companions close to or around the same time.

3- Sack some dungeons.

4- Join the College and beat the quests.

5- Join the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieve's guild. Put the guild on hold, finish the Dark Brotherhood

6- Start Dawnguard, resume main quest.

7- Etc.

  • 11.28.2012 1:15 PM PDT
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He carried on questing, killing the odd bandit camp or dragon without ever sleeping or eating. Ysolda became increasingly isolated due to her husband's absence and became severely depressed and paranoid of his relationship with Lydia. He paid for her treatment by selling part of the mountain of weapons he'd taken on his quest without ever using.

Then he killed a rabbit.

  • 11.28.2012 1:16 PM PDT

No, I don't want to join your group/clan/team/community.

I killed everyone I saved from Alduin.

  • 11.28.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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[/quote] My Dovakiin returned to her house in Windhelm and joined the StormCloack rebellion. Then I helped rid Skyrim of the Empire.[/quote]

  • 11.28.2012 1:17 PM PDT

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