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Subject: Things that make a girl woo...

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"You make me feel like a fairy tale... and I'm your knight in shinning armor!"

What else can you think of that could top this?

  • 11.28.2012 10:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Carthurlane
"You make me feel like a fairy tale... and I'm your knight in shinning armor!"

What else can you think of that could top this?


QFF

Nobody needs shin armor anymore, OP. Get dat full body suit.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 10:48 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 10:48 AM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.


Posted by: Carthurlane
"You make me feel like a fairy tale... and I'm your knight in shinning armor!"

What else can you think of that could top this?

That's a pretty bad pick up line.

  • 11.28.2012 10:48 AM PDT
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me; Can you say wooo please


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  • 11.28.2012 10:48 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

1v1 me!

  • 11.28.2012 10:49 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

shinning armor?

whut

  • 11.28.2012 10:50 AM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

  • 11.28.2012 10:51 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.

  • 11.28.2012 10:52 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.
Sure.

  • 11.28.2012 10:54 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Look decent and have the brains. No one like a brain dead waste of space.

  • 11.28.2012 10:54 AM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.


I sense there was some sexu@l innuendo in that post.

  • 11.28.2012 10:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.
I agree that the vag...oh wait >->

  • 11.28.2012 10:57 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: markwil1992
Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.
I sense there was some -blam!- innuendo in that post.
Only an amateur would point it out!

Seriously though.. "I'll cook tonight." "I'll wash the dishes." Anything along those lines...

*day dreams*

  • 11.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

What?

  • 11.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT
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Sybians do a pretty good job.

  • 11.28.2012 10:58 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself".

Game over.

  • 11.28.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: SweetTRIX
"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself".

Game over.
lol

  • 11.28.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • 11.28.2012 11:04 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

I've jut seen a face
I can't forget the time or place
Where we first met
She's jut the girl for me
And i want all the world to see
We've met

Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm


a bit of Beatles will woo anyone, if the right lyrics are chosen.

  • 11.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

Posted by: Zanir

Posted by: Carthurlane
"You make me feel like a fairy tale... and I'm your knight in shinning armor!"

What else can you think of that could top this?


QFF

Nobody needs shin armor anymore, OP. Get dat full body suit.

QFBPE

  • 11.28.2012 11:05 AM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.


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Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Smart girls are sexy, bro.

  • 11.28.2012 11:06 AM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Promise you won't molest her.

And then when she's asleep, you molest her.

  • 11.28.2012 11:07 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

-_-
Posted by: paulster5315
Promise you won't molest her.

And then when she's asleep, you molest her.

  • 11.28.2012 11:09 AM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Decimator Omega
-_-
Posted by: paulster5315
Promise you won't molest her.

And then when she's asleep, you molest her.

It'll be to this music.

  • 11.28.2012 11:20 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Pervert.

  • 11.28.2012 11:23 AM PDT

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