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Subject: Things that make a girl woo...

Armor plating. If you're feeling adventurous, grinding treads.

  • 11.28.2012 11:28 AM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I just flex.

  • 11.28.2012 11:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: markwil1992
Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.
I sense there was some -blam!- innuendo in that post.
Only an amateur would point it out!

Seriously though.. "I'll cook tonight." "I'll wash the dishes." Anything along those lines...

*day dreams*
Hah. Washing dishes is the absolute easiest job you can do to score points.

  • 11.28.2012 11:32 AM PDT

Basia Basiliscum Meum

ay gurl.

you better learn rest

because imma beedrillin you all nite

  • 11.28.2012 11:33 AM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I make the girls woo.

  • 11.28.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

Tyranitar gets you the ladies.

[Edited on 11.28.2012 12:04 PM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 12:03 PM PDT

Run around yelling. "HELP HELP! I can't see anything."
When she approaches say you've gone blind with love

  • 11.28.2012 12:06 PM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNǢUM


Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.


I was thinking this sentence would be going in a completely different direction, I suppose I should get my head out of the gutter.

  • 11.28.2012 12:23 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.
Sure.

Wait, I'm confused. Reverse sexism Has Recon been acting drunker lately or is it just me?

  • 11.28.2012 12:31 PM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
All that you have to do is reach and stimulate the most sensitive and erogenous organ that a woman has.

Her brain.

...with a hammer

  • 11.28.2012 12:33 PM PDT


Posted by: SweetTRIX
"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself".


This is perfect. If only my husband would come home from work and say that to me... *daydreaming*

  • 11.28.2012 12:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Carthurlane
"You make me feel like a fairy tale... and I'm your knight in shinning armor!"

What else can you think of that could top this?

Just be yourself...

  • 11.28.2012 12:37 PM PDT

Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Roller coasters would probably make them woo

  • 11.28.2012 12:54 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

Talk like Bane.

  • 11.28.2012 12:55 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: D Deity
Talk like Bane.
mm.. yeah

  • 11.28.2012 12:55 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Do pelvic thrusts into her every once in a while.

Then bring it around town.

  • 11.28.2012 12:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: SweetTRIX
"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself".

Game over.

lol the key to any girls heart.

  • 11.28.2012 1:12 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Do pelvic thrusts into her every once in a while.

Then bring it around town.

Ive done this. So fun! :D

  • 11.28.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

money?

  • 11.28.2012 1:31 PM PDT

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