- Black Eagle X99
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- Intrepid Legendary Member
I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.
Well on the wonderful world of 4Chan a guide was composed of tips to boost both confidence and as a result general appeal. With all of the advice threads on this kind of thing posting a list like this seems the logical thing to do. To reiterate I did not write this list, the original writer is of course unknown. I leave you with the list, enjoy take it in, don't live by it, but I hope at least a few things here help you guys.
1. Have you ever been hugged and told you smell good? No? Invest in a GOOD SMELLING cologne.
2. On top of cologne wear deodorant, no one likes pit stains.
3. If you sweat a lot buy some high quality cotton shirts. Thin cheap ones won't absorb sweat. I personally always wear an undershirt, always have and always will.
4. If you wear a polo/button up -blam!-, WEAR AN UNDERSHIRT, the 16 year old nerd look does not work.
5. Buy a nice leather belt. You can wear it with almost any pants, excluding of course dress pants.
6. Don't dress like a rich -blam!-. Yes you should buy nice clothes, but don't go over the top. Some nice jeans for $60-110 and NEVER spend more than $110 on shoes unless they are dress shoes.
7. Never wear a bluetooth earset. Everyone will judge you.
8. No scarves either. Ever.
9. Smelly feet? Wash them with soap every day and step out of the shower in a different spot then where you stepped in. Boom everything on your dirty feet is now on your clean feet. Put baby powder in your socks. Also, if your shoes smell and you've cleaned them and let them dry, get a new pair.
10. Do some manscaping, just don't go overboard. This being Bungie.net I won't go into detail on the forums.
11. Shower every MORNING. Do you really want to be walking around with all the -blam!- on your pillow on your face? Plus no one likes the greasy hair look. Preferably get a good shampoo/conditioner combo and use it every day.
12. Use soap first, just regular soap, then use your good smelling body was.
13. Wash your face every night. Use an exfoliating wash, it helps
14. Bad acne? Put a fresh towel over your pillow every night, or if you move a lot, just change your pillowcases every night.
15.Never grow a mustache. Ever.
16. Only grow a beard if you can. Wash it often, as often as you do your hair, and of course after eating.
17. Brush your teeth before you sleep AND when you wake up. If you don't want mad morning breath be sure to brush your tongue. It should be pink, not white.
18. Want to know if you have bad breath? Lick the top of your hand, wait a few seconds, then smell it. Gross right? It works.
19. Never call a girl to just talk, have a purpose, ask her to hang out or something.
20. When you are asking a girl on a date, don't make it sound like a question, say something like "I'm free tomorrow. Come over and lets hang out" etc.
21. If you text a girl and she doesn't text back you better not text her for ALEAST 3 days, unless you see her the next day and it goes 100000% well. If she doesn't text the second time forget her, wait for her to text you.
22. You like the girl you're texting? Never. Ever. 1 word reply. Never even 2 word reply. Make every text interesting enough to continue the conversation.
23. If a girl is interested in a guy, she will prefer to talk to him side by side. If a guy is interested in a girl they prefer face to face. Use that to your advantage!
24. When talking keep eye contact in the same eye, don't switch eyes. Only break contact if you NEED to and only in between subjects.
25. Have that sexy smile, not your normal smile. Girls love a good sexy half smile, but don't make it creepy. Practice in a mirror.
26. Smile when talking to a girl, especially if she seems interested. Never make the smile creepy. Once again, mirror practice.
27. If you are interested in a girl, don't engage in a serious conversation with another in the room. Yes, you should talk to other girl and make yourself seem "hard to get", but she should still get the most attention.
28. Always be the one to break up, but don't be a douche about it. Don't use "it's not you it's me", do it in a semi-public, yet private location. Always do it in public! Have a civil conversation about it. Don't freak if she cries. Don't be a dick when breaking up, or she WILL tell other girls and you WILL get a reputation.
29. Never have bad breath. If you get mints, get those really small Altoid ones. If you do chew gum make sure it's minty and fresh. Always have extra gum to give her, if she doesn't ask, offer yourself.
30. Never cheat on a girl. Break up with her. You WILL get a bad reputation and no decent girl will go for you.
31. If a girl has a history of cheating, even once, don't bother. If she did it once she will do it again.
32. If a girl cheats on you break up with her and don't look back.
33. Be nice to all girls. Never let a girl hear you talk about about another girl no matter their social status.
34. Don't -blam!- talk girls you might go for later, even with friends. They will call you out on it, and you will look desperate. Your opinion on girls will change, so don't limit your options.
35. You know the tiers; -blam!- tier, bad tier, okay tier, good tier, god tier. Only go for good tier and up, don't "work your way up".
36. If a girl doesn't want to commit after around 2 months then walk away. If she asks you to "wait a while" just walk. Don't make it seem like you are forcing her into the relationship, she will tell friends, and they will think down on you. Walking away after 2 months is way easier than 3 months when she confesses she might love you. It will all be gone in 2 days and she will make it seem like your fault. Don't let her, be an alpha, only communicate with her if she initiates it. Trust me.
37. Don't go back to exs, they are exs for a reason.
38. Don't dump a girl and instantly go to her friends. Wait at least 4-6 months before going for her close friends, even then I would not recommend it.
39. If you are still in high school and the girl obviously likes you, walk with her to class as much as you can. Just do it! Trust me on this one.
40. Compliment your girl. If you aren't dating but you KNOW she likes you, tell he she looks pretty or something like that. Notice the little things like painted nails, or different hair cuts and styles.
41. Make it so a girl can never say it seemed like you didn't care if you really did. Compliment her. If she really likes Milky Way bars randomly get her one now and then. Make it so your little things are noticed.
42. Only tell a girl you love her if you mean it.
43. Don't let things go physical too fast. Trust me, wait at least a month and a half to get intimate.
44. Don't be a man whore. Hookups feel good in the moment, but are bad for long term. No girl wants to date a guy she thinks will think of her as an object.
45. If you are in a group and there is no room for you to walk in the line with them, walk IN FRONT. If you aren't in the conversation then stay to the front and say nothing.
46. Say hi to her when you see her, but don't go shouting it down the hallway.
47. Carpe Diem, really.
48. Never walk like you don't care. Always look like you have a purpose, shoulders squared and head up. Never look down and don't slouch. Swing your arms when you walk, but practice in a mirror so you don't look douchey.
49. When walking look people in the eyes, but never for more then half a second unless you plan to say hi to them.
50. Always say hi to people you know, unless you'd be interrupting a conversation. It keeps them aware you are on good terms.
51. You need friends. Friends get you places in life.
52. Don't friendzone yourself unless you KNOW you will NEVER want to date the girl. We all have that awkward girl friend, so don't be ashamed.
53. Don't wear headphones when walking around. You DO look like a douche and you WILL be judged.
54. Oh and never buy beats or some other brand name headphones and just wear them around your neck. Seriously.
55. If she starts talking to you, but finished the conversation talking to her friend, or quickly starts talking to her friend then she is NOT worth it.
56. If she never looks you in the eye when talking, but you always do, she is not worth it.
[Edited on 11.28.2012 12:01 PM PST]