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Subject: ITT: We text-ify history

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
Objection!
Lmgtfy
lmsbtfy

Just think of a historical event, and put what it would be like in todays texting, tweeting, FB statuses etc. example Paul Revere's midnight run:
From Paul the Worthy
FWDFWDFWD: Teh British are coming Teh British are coming

Send to 10 people or be bayonetted

To Paul the Worthy

lolsrsly?

[Edited on 11.28.2012 11:44 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 11:43 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

US:GTFO!
GB:No U!

  • 11.28.2012 11:45 AM PDT
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WW2

  • 11.28.2012 11:48 AM PDT
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Tommy

dose british guise sux

Georgey

ya man

  • 11.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT

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What?

  • 11.28.2012 11:51 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: AJF1177
WW2


That gif always makes me lol.

  • 11.28.2012 11:53 AM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

I'm going over the American Revolution in history now, so:
Colonies: wtf y are u taxing us
Britain: umad

[Edited on 11.28.2012 11:58 AM PST]

  • 11.28.2012 11:56 AM PDT